Who had “MAGA shaman crashes out and tries to do an Emperor Norton” on their bingo card? I sure didn’t www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/phoenix...

Clay Higgins just resigned his seat on the house homeland security committee.

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy is about, for all intents and purposes, intensive purposes of intentive porpoises.

On this episode of the Naked Diner Podcast cohost Andrew Hall and I are joined by Katheryn McGaffigan whose recently debuted her one-woman show “Follower” off-Broadway and has a new EP in the works with members of Swans. youtu.be/cK9DNxorw7U?...

My latest at @onlyskymedia.bsky.social

Anyone doing the vanlife thing ought to be real nervous about now. www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...

May hell be so loud tonight that heaven can’t sleep. #RIPOzzy youtu.be/NsXEb-NOs88?...

Got spoons? This week on @onlyskymedia.bsky.social I talk about spoons a lot. onlys.ky/hope-you-hav...

The Magabros are just pissed at James Gunn’s Superman because it showed them their abused trophy wives would betray them in a heartbeat for schlelppy nobodies like Jimmy Olsen if given half a chance. ⁦

The Superman movie isn’t woke; it’s a Superman movie. A woke Superman movie would be a Lois Lane movie, and a whole lot more like All the President’s Men. Whole thing would take place in and around the Planet bullpen.

The bots— have they not figured out how to properly use an interrobang‽ Like you’d think since they’re not limited to qwerty keyboards they’d make better use of that one. Don’t think I’ve ever seen an LLM use one.

Me and Andrew Hall are back in the Naked Diner this week with University of Illinois Chicago History Chair Kevin M. Schultz to talk about his new book and the history of American Liberalism. I particularly enjoyed Professor Schultz’s extended Spiro Agnew rant. youtu.be/Rtn7cwQSq4c?...

New from me on @onlyskymedia.bsky.social onlys.ky/the-benefits...

Y’know what we had last time we did this big Middle East war stuff? Chronological timelines. That whole ceasefire fiasco would’ve been a lot more straightforward if everyone just still had chronological timelines.

80s kids know … the best Cyrano wasn’t Gerard Depardieu but actually Steve f’n Martin youtu.be/OwB9zQ-8MaM?...

New from me at @onlyskymedia.bsky.social

9 years ago for one glorious week I beat that other podcaster in the rankings and all y’all had to do to avoid this whole mess was give us the giant piles of cash instead. Join my patreon. patreon.com/JackMatirko

And we’re back. “A brief history of the future of publishing” New from me on OnlySky. onlys.ky/a-brief-hist...

You @cloudflare.social what’s up?

The announcement that Netflix will be getting Sesame Street lock, stock, and barrel seems like a pretty good deal. New episodes with continue to air on PBS, so that’s good.

Me and my bestie talking dad facts

@pontifexes.bsky.social … just sanyin’ man. Wanna come watch a movie about some Chicago boys who made good?

I hope the new pope can live up to the legacy of the greatest Catholic Missionaries to ever come from Chicago … St. Elwood and Brother Jake youtu.be/euJ22UqLD5Y?...

So these kids just said they’re going to maintain a 24/7 presence on the national mall calling for Trump’s impeachment … the more eyes the better www.youtube.com/live/tl8rXqx...

I do sometimes wonder what Chesterton would think of the current state of things … www.gutenberg.org/files/1695/1...

Look I’m just saying as an Irish-Catholic educated, 3/4 Ukranian, Satan-adjacent, Former Greek Orthodox, Red-blooded American Cis Het White dude … I have some thoughts. And they’re why I listen to stuff like this: youtu.be/aPfeOAhDfbM?...

@mspopok.bsky.social hey if you’re hiring and need a 1A and religious rights guy … my previous coverage on such topics for Patheos and Onlysky kind of speaks for itself amzn.to/3GlcS1s

@vancityreynolds.bsky.social … alright so lemme pitch something at ya … DuckPool. Donald Duck as Deadpool in a DuckTales Marvel crossover Carry on.

@yahtzeecroshaw.bsky.social hey how come it’s so hard to find that poem you did about Slenderman that one time on YouTube?

Happy Holidays to those who celebrate, here’s that timeless holiday classic by Mr. @danny-elfman.bsky.social youtu.be/_PKBPnONTXc

… it’s just a story about a good cat I know.

The thing about dungeon masters is they will absolutely do things like spend 3 days creating all the stats for a pack of winged attack boars just so their villain npc can have the chance to say “ham hawks, attack!”

I think a problem with the messaging on the left is all these cries for unity. That’s not how “the left” works. The left does not need to “unify” in some high minded moral sense of perfect equity. It needs to unify like a pack of kobolds trying to take down a Minotaur.

right now makes me think about @bruces.bsky.social’s scene in Zenith Angle with the grandpa’s soldering gun and “melting stovepipes”

what I really need is a good dead-drop network and for kids to learn something practical like how to make and deploy a pirate box.

The Naked Diner Podcast returns! With guest: Jonathan MS Pearce from YouTube’s “ATP geopolitics channel. We talk Ukraine/Russia, the state of the US federal government, the cowardice of large US media outlets, and more. Like subscribe and stuff. youtu.be/2KcNk7zAA8o?...

The Naked Diner Podcasd returns tomorrow on YouTube Guest: Jonathan MS Pearce Go like/subscribe/etc. youtube.com/@nakeddinerp...

If you’re wondering about the vibe right now in the Valley of the Sun I present you with our own hometown punkgrass heroes The Haymarket Squares 2024 album. youtube.com/playlist?lis...

It’s the 60th Anniversary of “Bloody Sunday” at Selma, and thus the 10th anniversary of President Obama’s speech there, my favorite of all his public oratory, although it reads differently now. 🧵 time.com/3736357/bara...

It’s gotta be super-weird for @mmflint.bsky.social as the guy who wrote Canadian Bacon right about now.

So I’m thinking about what malicious compliance looks like and it’d be cool he had to physically sign his name to any check larger than $1000 dollars from the TGA. He’d be signing all day every day until his tiny little hand falls off.

Watching youtu.be/XqJRpqxuDN0?... and trying to remember what the hell Condé Nast was thinking when they axed @codyjohnston.bsky.social and Katie from that other place, cuz in retrospect it sure seems like that was dumb.

@alicecoopermusic.bsky.social … don’t mean to tell you your business & I know you’re all post-Trash now but given everything don’t ya feel a little guilty about this one seeing as how drunk you were at the time? youtu.be/i7rnFIsoYbM?... Let’s go Dada ya billion dollar babies. #whosewithme

@housedemocrats.bsky.social youtu.be/yydNF8tuVmU?... … da fuq y’all doing? Get the hell to work. Y’all know what we’re up against.

Somebody go over to wherever Sam Harris is and tell him I said his whole Min/Max theory of suffering is bullshit.

Y’all, I’m sorry but … I don’t give a shit about Severance. It’s … fine.

Think of it like this … if we do a good job, the songs written in English in 2492 will be on par with an all the music that’s written in Latin today. Anyway, new #ghost video dropped.

Dude is just complaining about a spreadsheet now.

Hey @mcuban.bsky.social … how’s BAE Systems lookin’ to you this morning?