I did NOT say TWEET. I said SKEET, which is EQUALLY inaccurate but BETTER.

Abolish ICE is the compromise position.

Oh, so we totally live in Illinois now. Surprise.

If you are an artist and you move to a new place, I can tell you from experience it is much easier to make friends by buying art off marketplace from local artists.

So... this is the same plant. She was left abandoned at my last rental, and will only THRIVE at my new place.

It's been real(ly hard), Virginia.

Are you normal, or do you wake your boyfriend up yapping in text about how fucked up and unfair it is that Lot's wife doesn't have a name? #exevangelical

Internet censorship is l PEAK dumb rn.

Sound on. I need you to all know why I got a mark on my account on tiktok.

My brain for some unholy reason: "you're so gay... i bet you don't even like boys? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you!"

Sorry, cant post tiddies bc tiktok says it will cost Trump the election.

My brain for some unholy reason: "you're so gay... i bet you don't even like boys? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you!"

Genuinely, I don't think the government is coming back online, y'all.

Friendly reminder; if yall dont see people immediately freaking out about their SNAP benefits, its not a lack of urgency or need. Most folks wont see the true impact until the day that their benefits distribute, which most places is actually a few days into the month. Help feed your neighbors.

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Jesus was a stone mason, y'all think that bitch WASN'T a crystal girlie? I bet he kept lil rocks in his tunic pocket or whatever.

Personally I think it’s appropriate and very fitting America’s true heart to demolish the White House for a ballroom. Doesn’t go far enough, honestly. Tear down the whole fuckin thing and put up an even bigger Vegas Orb. Have unskippable ads play on it. Have Kid Rock play there.

Fun fact: you can just change how your clothes are made.

I need you all to remember this as well...that bluesky actively assisted in ethnically cleansing Palestinians

I miss my mom. I think I probably hate her, too. But when I feel scared and small, I'd still do just about anything to see her face. It's the only times I wish she was still alive.

Petition; when we eat the rich, can we report their cause of expiration as consumption?

If music has taught me anything, it taught me that Megan Thee Stallion is always down to go to the mall with my dad. Or your dad. If you have a daddy, shes taking him to the mall.

If anyone ever asks what I had on my mind (artistically) when I was working on producing our album, the list is as follows; Albums on repeat: 1. "Ego Death at a Bachelorette Party", Hayley Williams 2. "Manchild", Sabrina Carpenter 3. "Fight With Tools", Flobots

"This website is free" No. This website comes at a terrible cost

Not sharing the rest of the dearrest video because people's faces are extremely visible, but... ICE vehicle. Black Nissan Rogue, Illinois plates, FP276599.

You want MORE Mackle? In this economy?

I want to be water, To carry her frog hat to Gaza, For the next brave girl. -Violet Rae

I want to be water, To carry her frog hat to Gaza, For the next brave girl.

Are the bedbugs standard torture, or are they just that negligent with pest control? Yikes. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...

I have a record player in my house that doesn't play very well. The arm wasn't quite heavy enough to keep contact, especially with newer vinyls. So like 5 years ago, I stuck a Canadian loonie on the top with a little poster tack. It would have cost more to fix the arm. Please see the irony.

Im gonna say this. Im too grossed out for eloquent words. "Father figure" on Taylor's new album is a confession of grooming. I cant read it any other way. The rage I feel... the ENTITLEMENT that drips out of that song HOLY FUCK?

The curse of being right but not being able to explain why you are right. "How do you know?!"

Wanna see an old dog do old tricks? #SinginSocialist

🤣 that's actually something I enjoy about bsky. I get a mini-mystery every time I log in. Gotta reverse engineer the story from 0 context. I love this place and its weird aversion to context.

How it felt logging in today with 0 context

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Listen I genuinely dont know what's going on but a quick glance tells me that I am on the side of everyone who is mad about waffles.

I'm actually doing great and functional as hell right now. Listen. When the traumatized people get weirdly calmed, buckle up.😅

Me The government 🤝 Being completely shut down

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Like what you want, but if youre stanning Taylor fucking Swift as a leftist in 2025, respectfully, grow up and be serious.

Something is bothering me. Greta lost her hat, pretty publicly, earlier in this voyage. Ive seen a STILL image, but the ONLY video ive seen of her being arrested SHE IS WEARING THE HAT SHE LOST LITERALLY AT SEA? Does the IDF actually have her? Can someone explain if she somehow got a new frog hat?

I don't drive. I just don't drive. I literally am too anxious my husband drives me if I need to go somewhere.

I have not stopped laughing about this all day, send help.

flotilla-orpin.vercel.app this is still live, but WHERE DID THE WEBSITE GO? Hoping it just crashed bc of eyes on it.

Red Alert: after intercepting lead ship Alma and a few others, at some point in the last hour the Flotilla's official website just... appears to have vanished?

Boat Alma has confirmed being intercepted. All eyes on the Flotilla. Do not let them take them in darkness without witnesses.

ALL EYES ON THE FLOTILLA. THE SUN IS UP (where they are, which is about 100 nautical miles away) AND THEY'D BE ARRIVING IN GAZA TODAY IF THEY DONT GET STOPPED. ALL EYES. ALL EYES. EVERY SINGLE EYEBALL. DO YOU HEAR ME? GRETA IS ON ONE OF THOSE BOATS. Put. Your. Eyeballs. And. Energy. Behind. Them.

Um. Not to be an alarmist but have y'all seen the HUD website tonight?