Ooga booga.

Normal reasons.

⠀ ⠀⠀" My ass HURTS. " ⠀

Wag. Wag. Wag.

chey I have a job at 5 am for the next three days, so I must sleep.

⠀ ⠀⠀" Who wants a part of my tail? It grows back. " ⠀

[ I think I bought the wrong type... ]

What gets cut off deserves to be cut off.

[ WHISTLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ]

Not exactly seductive but...

You're cool like gold.

Why are you leaving???? You're h- cool????

chey Not sure if I'll start on the dispatch starters today, but I'll definitely be a bit focused here on Monday.

💭 [ That is. . . a lot. ] [ smiling wide over the like from a top operator. ]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀sʜᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ᴀ ɴᴇᴡ ᴘʜᴏɴᴇ. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #seductivesunday ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀" If my Valentine's stuff fails, I am taking the day off to smoke opium. " ⠀

⠀ With half courage, Bixie approaches @thegoldenstandard.bsky.social at the office, trying to hand her a box. ⠀⠀" T-This is for you! " ⠀

Twiddling her thumbs.

⠀ ⠀⠀" Yayyyyy! ⠀⠀Ah, that is true! I have a Master's from Berkeley!!! No one believes me for some reason, though. " ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀" Uhh... a cheek one is fine! It should feel funny! And, of course! " Bixie points at her horns. ⠀⠀" It is to a different extent, but we're both hybrids, right? You are a big inspiration for sure! " ⠀

The poison girl is speaking runes, what the hell

⠀ ⠀⠀" ... A small price to pay for one of my heroes. " Bixie immediately takes out $15. ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀" Sorry, but I only kiss Dorada on the mouth. " ⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀" I am soooo... cooked. " ⠀

⠀ ⠀ — Fᴏʀ Cɪᴠɪʟɪᴀɴs ;

⠀ ⠀ — Fᴏʀ Vɪʟʟᴀɪɴs ;

⠀ ⠀ — Fᴏʀ Hᴇʀᴏᴇs ;

⠀ ⠀⠀" Calm? I am calm. What are you talking about? " It was by only a few centimetres, but her horns grew a little. ⠀⠀" There's a lot more Z-Team members than I thought. I'll need to meet for dragon-on-dragon communication. " ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀" Just airing my bedroom thoughts, and Qiu loves to fill my head with them. ⠀⠀Huh? What? Since when? " All of a sudden, her murderous thoughts skyrocketed, as if her whole livelihood was stolen. ⠀⠀" ... Who? What's their name? " ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀" Do I look like I have a phone? " She'd blink at the waved hand, staying still. She breaks a phone every month. Her paycheck needs to come in before a new one can be bought. ⠀⠀" So... heroes, not ex-criminals? Shame, you look so fun. " ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀" I think so! Or it is just a weird electromagnetic alien manipulating my body, turning into something familiar to our human minds, in order to eventually invade our world. ⠀⠀Dragons definitely real, though. " ⠀

⠀ Engraving pieces of squared chocolate with her sword, covering them in golden foil. ⠀

Hrmmmmm.....

ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴅʀᴏᴡɴɪɴɢ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɪᴍᴘᴇʀꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ! #DispatchRP #MVRP

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐍𝐒 = 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐒𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐏 ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀" Pffft, ahahahaha... I might have a ghost in me, but that seems farfetched! " She assumed it was a funny way of saying 'grey-skinitis.' ⠀⠀" Specialty units? What that mean? People call me special all the time! " ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀"Like dead...ass? You do seem serious." Arms crossed, Bixie does a nod of her head. ⠀⠀"Ohhhh? I couldn't tell. Well, not sure if SDN has a team limit for heroes; but if you ever need help, give me a call-!" ⠀

⠀ Bixie stares at them for awhile. ⠀⠀⠀"You are very grey." Blink. ⠀⠀"Why you looking at my file?" ⠀

Waking up and no one is around... So boring!

Oh, oh, stinky.

Current mindset:

I might end up committing a crime again.

⠀ ⠀⠀"If you didn't watch the Puppy Bowl, we aren't friends." ⠀

No-

Damn.

Bixie's chosen duo team with Dorada after Bixie learns one word of Spanish:

" Why the fuck did Crunchyroll change their price???? " Puts on a pirate hat.

" NEVER!!!! "

" HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII "

" GOOD AFTERNOON, SDN!!!! "