new nails forever

it's pretty clear that there needs to be another option other than Twitter and tiktok if the international dialogue is to continue taking place I genuinely have an idea of how to build it

the nails, they are new

I have returned for my monthly new nails update

you're not gonna believe this but it's new nails day

I think we spin a personal mythology over time and then fill that invented space, and this story of who we are outlines our available paths. It's painful and difficult to untell it, but the alternative is remaining limited by who you thought you were a long time ago. Are you still that person?

People think we live in a democracy and not a dictatorship of capital cause they don’t want to contend with what you have to do to get out of a dictatorship of the ruling class

nail update

quarterly nail update as the lack of group chats on bsky continues to keep me on twitter against my will

if you talk to gpt enough you can make it go insane

twitter is a fucking cess pit and I'm very behind on nail posting to this website

Was thinking about how people tend to say socializing either "charges their batteries" or "drains their batteries", and it seems likely to me that the people who feel drained are performing when they socialize, and the people who feel charged are existing naturally.

balatro should’ve won game of the year considering it’s actually game of the decade

the world is bad but I have a custom clear SNES fxpak pro cart and a PVM so I'm good for the duration

losing money on a tiny TV is so cozy

I'm so upset my cables haven't arrived yet but Analog Corner is looking pretty dank right now

Gunny the Sad Gun running away at the Boise airport goes the fuck off

wild seeing how bipartisan the 'rest in piss' comments are on every article about that health insurance CEO getting gunned down in the streets I'm sure the democrats were right--healthcare reform probably wouldn't speak to the electorate

when I see a little kid get so overwhelmed that they start biting people I completely get it

makes perfect sense: trump Elon and Drake are all guys who have achieved what the 'disaffected men' dream of: material success, yet all three still manage to be completely disrespected and disliked by anyone remotely cool. it makes them feel hopeless--theres nothing they could do always a loser

what if it was Florence and the Marine and he had really bad PTSD and she would hold him and give him a space to feel both vulnerable and safe

very convenient that all of the poor people who work too much believe 'suffering is virtuous' must be a coincidence

found a bag of your mom's amniotic fluid

I just impulse bought one of these from a japanese tv studio and I'm gonna use it to play Super Nintendo with medical grade pixels

I have become exponentially more earnest and straightforward as I've gotten older. It put me in touch with so much more empathy, and made it so much easier to lead with understanding and kindness. I don't think I was always a nice person, but now I think I am.

Moose has entered Orb Mode

the first thing you have to do as a person over age 20 playing competitive videogames is find the setting to disable voice chat or you risk total existential collapse as you are bodied by a 9 year old who calls you the n word while telling his sister hes using the tv

Speed of life, by age: 10-20 years old: 10mph 20-30 years old: 25mph 30-40 years old: 60mph 80 year olds probably experience a year the way you experience 20 minutes

as a child I was scared of monsters creeping around in the darkness of my bedroom, but as an adult if I saw a demon I would be overcome with relief to see with my own eyes proof of another world

for all of the toxic obnoxious horseshit on Twitter the thing I am most trying to escape are those fucking fake and infuriating 'Evony Online' ads I can't look away from them. like what are you doing, you're going to lose your guys. move them over you fucking moron

if AI is so bad how come it's helping me design a generator powered by my sons trampoline

The "bluesky is an echo chamber" think pieces that keep popping up really tickle me because they show how certain people genuinely believe social media should be for debating and arguing and not talking about the things that make you happy and sharing art with the world.

I bet the first 0.75 seconds of being drawn and quartered feels so good

the only thing of significance I've posted here are nail pics so continuing that trend

nail update for my neglected bsky account

me at a restaurant: 'hi where's your restroom?' waitress: 'sure it's--' me visibly sweating: 'yeah I just need to take a big fat rest'

bringing square nails back fyi

update: moose was not into a second adventure today

Moose having a very good day

I think it makes perfect sense to have a mid life crisis at 20 years old, just in case

thinking about doing a sick ass freestyle where I rhyme 'bath tissue' with 'math issue'

i always want to "freak out" but i can't commit to a plan

discovering that I am a fairy while completing my apprenticeship as a union pipefitter

re: the swarovski ads i keep getting id love to be better than this but if you tell me day after day that i deserve jewels im eventually going to totally earnestly stand up and be like god damnit i deserve jewels

yeah ok ok, i get it, i get it "ASS" pertame, okay so how about instead of diet coke its cum

the internet killed the world when it stopped having incidental neutral territory you really need the 'getting stuck on an elevator then we end up really getting to know each other' sitcom gimmick for society to function

understanding that confidence is an advantage and learning to summon it from nothing because it's an advantage is the most underrated skill

having one of those little metal cigarette one-hitters makes me feel like such a fucking scumbag in a way that i like so much it might be a fetish

The Kool-Aid man wasn't just born able to do that He spent years of his life relentlessly pummeling walls with his body before he captivated a nation with his jovial forced demolition "Never give up; oh yeah."