Had this little girl a week now 💗Still trying to settle on a proper name

Having too much responsibility can really suck

This little girl showed up in my back yard last Saturday and she has been keeping me busy.Totally convinced The Cat Distribution System has a portal in my backyard.

The “I’m not taking a salary” president now suing us for ten billion dollars.

Sounds more and more like Forrest Gump every day.

Oh look the Trump family is on their way to Chyyyyyna😂Maybe they are going to pick up those phones

Yep, nothing like admitting you’re a criminal.

Dear Boy Moms, First of all Happy Belated Mother's Day.Secondly ,if you want women to have children with your little neanderthal cretins please try raising them better.They prove to us every day why we are better off being Childless Cat Ladies .

This is what happens in my house when you leave a box unopened for too long.Eventually a cat comes along and chews a hole in it

This cat needs gainful employment.Preferably something that involves opening Chewy boxes

Unbothered 🥞

I could go on for at least 8 minutes and give you a guitar solo.

Heard some weird Bible verses got thrown around cuz a brother gotta riff.

I heard some weird stuff been going on .

Eight Scientists Missing or Dead: Full List of Baffling Disappearances in the U.S. Source: Mens Journal share.newsbreak.com/i06yqxeq

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Coming soon ,New Marco Rubio ( Speaks more Languages and expounds on Platonic Philosophy)

I should have posted this yesterday for Caturday, I've been remiss.Apologies.

Afroman won his defamation case ! Looks like there is some Justice left in the Justice system after all. I don't know if you followed this case at all but you owe it yourself to Google Afroman Adams County 😂

Bibi Satanyahu is the Wizard of ZOG ! Is anyone else tired of seeing his supposed Proof of Life AI slop videos?

Retired FBI agent Frank Figliuzzi spoke to me about new Epstein cover up bombshell involving Trump. Plus Russia helping Iran in war yet Trump won't do anything to stop it--in fact he just rewarded Putin by waiving sanctions on Russian oil sales! . youtu.be/EximodRg0RQ?...

Listen I also live fairly close to a major AFB but I'm more worried about the grid going down at this point then my cold war fears of mushroom clouds being realized. Since I live in a Hurricane prone area I prep for down time from the grid a good portion of the year anyway .

Sec Check :What Esoteric Sun are you feeling today?

If you understand ,you understand.Im not gonna explain the meme

Andrew Tate was detained trying to cross the border into Dubai, and it led to the best nickname I've seen on social media in a LONG time... Lawrence of dry-labia.

#Trump #Caesar #IdesOfMarch Hopes and Prayers

So I just heard Trump called Zelensky to ask him for help and advice on how to deal with Saheed drones 😂

Two days into the war: - three F-15s shot down - U.S. embassy in Saudi Arabia in flames - six U.S. service members confirmed dead; more wounded - State Department tells Americans to flee the entire Middle East

Weird energy gonna be flying around tomorrow.You may have vivid dreams tonight.Im sure tomorrow the news cycle will be wack .There is a Blood moon eclipse. Ted Cruz is likely to go full were wolf.

Some people are saying that this is a shingles outbreak and others are saying that this a mark of the Incubus Satanyahu. thoughts?

I walked along 5th Avenue ,I never thought I'd meet a girl like you 🎹🎵🎶

Normalize saying, "You couldn't tell the difference between an obvious pedophile and someone who would make a good president, so your judgment is not trustworthy."

Bibi Satanyahu very un ironically got on his state plane and flew into Berlin .SMH

This is the easiest & most accurate message IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD to sell But you have to WANT TO, which corporate majority Dems DON'T So the NEXT probing question needs to be, "But WHY?" 🤔 It's two sides of the same fucked-up coin, We The People!! Time to WOKE UP & take back your country