it's not going to suck itself now is it? ;-)

take a shower with me?

Can I bounce on it while showing you my hardcore Minecraft world?

not sponsored by Hanes so I had to take them off

good morning bluesky, how was your monday?

early Christmas for desk pets everywhere

all this talk of turkey...

real

if your best friend texted you right now, effectively ending nearly a decade-long friendship over text with no explanation, right before the holidays, what are you supposed to do with all the gifts you had bought them, and how mad would you be?

Just filmed new porn for the first time since getting the office complete

might need to put on your glasses

me whenever I get the opportunity

single dirty boys in your area, just enter your zipcode

use my holes before bed?

Mondays am I right?

I'm upset to see that softblocking doesn't work on here 😒

waiting on you

Just hanging out

I got called into HR for this outfit

So what are SWs liking about Bluesky?

so are we all posting our secrets on here now???

my evil act of the day was going to target at 8am while my gf was still asleep

a personal favorite

throwback to when I wasn't bulking

330k views on Pornhub is wild to me 🤯

I can't wait to start blocking people again, and it actually do something

Elon shadowbanned me :(

starting off blue 🌀

The loml died during the New York earthquake

Keep a nice tight grip on my hiking pole as we go climbing

gen x-ers love “a nightcap or two before bed”

they call me dumbledore because i’m the headmaster

you walk in and see this, wyd?

A shot while I was in Canada. I thought it showed off my fuzzy bum pretty well. There is a bonus video on my bird app from my last night in Canada, utilising the mirror appropriately 😈. I wish I could upload it here :(

I always love the way jockstraps just frame everything

Every year on national coming out day I have to come out and admit I dated MikeCam 🥲

how i feel getting an invite code

i forgot i had this guys, and not sure how the algorithm works here yet, but have some of my favorite pics from recently

thanks to @imtoosoberforthis.bsky.social for getting me the invite code! i’m built like this btw