ladder acquired might make a start tonight cause then it'll annoy me and I'll have to finish it tomorrow

ran into a small issue regarding decorating i dont have ladders. I very much need ladders to decorate

right so I really should start decorating today but goodwood is on today and I like watching the zoomy go cars

womp womp

can a try your dinner? naw and if ye dont get away from me am gonna stab you with ma fork

am so hungry this is the longest 42 minutes of ma life 😭

ordered a Chinese from a new place and am gonnae be so upset if it sucks and it'll be all chips fault

I got you a treat

how many fires do you think a would need to start to get carried off a fireman?

did they change the fucking font on here?

I should really do something today but alas

asked insta who wanted to go for drinks (a shag) and everyone is either very too far and or very too married rude

sorry ms Jackson I am 4 eels

bought a monster and a Stanley the day and a got id'd still fewmin

about to become and even bigger problem

oh we on openly hating men hours? sweet love that!x

how am I supposed to live laugh slag about with the god awful scotland weather 😭

oh i do love my adventures outside in the scheme

I could be meaner and you know what I think I will be!

dont have a single bit of makeup on but still covered in glitter god help anyone that tries to bang me gonna end up looking like a twilight vampire 🤷

need to go buy a Stanley blade cause I now have many wallpaper and its gotta get done everything in that gaff is annoying me lmao

after my weetamoosh though

if a put enough makeup on im hoping itll make me feel better

not like that you fuck ass app

I have had 3 hours fucking sleep I feel like im bored to the moon a canny get back to sleep but it turns out I am VERY popular with 26 year olds on the apps and I like them too

please revoke my internet access at your earliest conevince thanks

ahahaha I love my life it do be ruining "weans life" and am gonnae keep fuckin em aeeeeeeeee

AH THE BOIS ARE FIGHTING

shit hits you like a brick. it is tasty and way too easy to drink.

I'm having such a wonderful day now

a man just gave me a bottle of wine for free! I also i got 2 four loko cartons and they are 12% so theres that

want a marcos like a know a always kinda want a marcos but a want one again now

wonderful news its won the war against the lollipop today

I am down 1 lipstick and 1 plushy toast but thats the price you pay to keep them in one room and out all the drawers

dont get me wrong love my nieces to the ends of the earth but a dont like them in ma house absolute nightmare but house is reset again thank fuck

doing a new thing where if I want a thing I gotta go walk and get it which is fine until its scotland and the weather fucking sucks ass and its 6 mile round walk just because I wanted sticky on nails. anyways going to go get them and probably complain the whole time cause its both cold and wet!

been told in no less than 3 (THREE) seperate conversations that I am going to horny jail because I'm being a menace if yous would just give me a sacrifice it would be fine id be normal again or at least as normal as I get

I love the stuoud little ball but like theyre so fuckin stupid you can neck many dragon soops faster and cheaper for the same effect

going to start picking fights in the street soon

The meat reading this <3

I love sending photos on insta like lmao play the game what you getting who knows its a fuckin great gamble I either get to laugh or get a compliment house always wins.

lamb 🤢

I fear its easier to get into your house than it is to get into a lollipop like gimmie my sour little treat you fuck

you motherfuckers better not ruin this for me I want my femboys.

guess what impatient little bint burnt her face with wax lmaoooooo

£15 for 2 fucking toothbrush heads is daylight robbery. I hate it here.

post a picture of yourself as a doctor

main character of the day used to be fun, remember that?