so what are my internet boyfriends up to today?

wonder if chip will get his car back from the go faster shop today because I would like to go in the go faster car and also get a treat because I would like a treat

dont care imma eat the glitter chicken

theres snow on the braes its march fuck off

got so excited for cup noodle and then remembered its in chips house and im not walking over there for noodles 😒

upside getting blonder downside no more tbars only full or half head highlights very spenny but I am blonde single and gorgeous so its worth it!

wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it

oh so thats whats wrong with you lot riiiiiiight makes sense now

I need the temperature up about 23°C before I fucking freeze

Me in the presence of gossip, tittle tattle, scandal, scuttlebutt

got free skooshy cream on my drink what a great day :)

finally an answer to would you love me if I was a worm. no.

oh yay its get my hair did day

Get in!!!!!! Kneecap: 3 Brit Govt: 0 The worlds biggest terrorists are the leaders of the British state. Free Palestine Free the 6 counties

just put ducks on all the money and I'll actually start using cash again

I'll take hypnotits and stop smoking as well thanks xox

I want to go away this year but like I'm so directionally challenged its really not well safe for me to go anywhere alone so thats butts 😒

I stopped drinking for lent and honestly I dont really miss it as much as I thought I would and its lets be real not exactly been a great time but still havent felt arsed about it

tried my dress on i got for my brothers wedding and LOL LMAO so if anyone can point me in the direction of somewhere that does nice floor length dresses PLEASE

owwwwwwww mystery ouch is occurring and I do not like it

radge can start a fight as a treat :)

I know I'm gorgeous abd loveable but like i want to be left alone

big plen just flew over us at phoenix and its now the best day ever

this is the future liberals want

ooooh some pringles and a can of juice would be so good rn

baff time love baff

If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

do what the magic soup says yes I am going to absolutely rip the arse out of this you cant stop me.

I would like 1 hug please only for as long as I want the hug then I wanna play pokémon again thanks :)

this is yet another great day i am fucking unstoppable now

waaaaaaaaay

been so happy lately big fan

decided I'm 28 cause im taking back all the years i lost there

I've decided to just collect little sports boyfriends i like charles leclerc and some rugby man cant mind who but its fun like pokémon

im awake but at what cost?

room is like a billion degrees and you would think i would love that no I sleep in like freezer temperatures and I cant find the key for the window

love you night x

I love you pizza

MARCO WHERE ARE YOU

ordered pizza and fritters so I can have the optimal nap fulla cheese and spicy chicken

OH MY GOD

right I am very excited to be a part of things but I gotta sleep and then wake up at 3am to watch racey go sports that's not a time to wake up at

well that was fun I'm having such a lovely weekend

kyle styne im free rn and like just whenever you want i love you

me just pointing at rugby men and telling chip I want that one for my birfdy

omg I remembered I bought lollipops this is the best day of my life

eh yous okay I got more likes smiling than I did chebs half out? which imo is weird

the vibes here kinda suck can we go back to ups everything is much better there