I really dont understand why people irl thought i was joking when I said if im miserable so are you like you know I will go out my way to make you feel the same fuckahh emotion im feeling but yet you thought I was joking lmaooooo

BREAKING: This dog is named Susan From Accounting

Louvre worthy

am so sick of myself I've been twitching all over the fucking place and I dont know why it's driving me fuckin mad

I'd really rather the euromillions tbh

If you need a JOI you are an idiot, I mean it’s pretty self explanatory

dont know shit about fuck when it comes to cars but ive managed to change the interior lights to lilac in under 5 mins because I can

any time i open anything this is what im met with a cant mind the last thing I ate to myself

out on my adventures with chip and were at the car shop and you know what i can see?! plens :) I am very hungry actually I would like lonch

the fit fuckin eats i know that but am sick of nothing in my whole wardrobe fuckin fits right am no replacing everything the now fuck off

2017 idk if any of you knew me then but this was a whole thing

I know what i want for my birfdy I wanna go adults only soft play just fullae it or jumpoline time :)

I could be trusted more with a gun than these freaks.

found fake tan were bringing back barbie radge what a day

Did Yaxley-Lennon design this?

One hundred percent Gang.

this wasnt me btw. I dont like bottles as weapons.

how many naps are you allowed to take when you're sick?

repost with you home river its the white cart and if you tell me its not a river am throwing us both in it.

want to start screaming but if I start I dont think I'll stop until I am dead.

had that blue dragon katsu for tea wasnt great but its food i guess

gonna run so fast in these when im allowed outside again

guess who's lung has the crackles again!?

its here yaaaay

the fuck am a having for dinner?

okome now have a £20 min spend and like yeah sure thats easy enough to get to but like also no fuck off and I am sure as fuck not going into town to get it

martin o'neill if you read this im free on thursday night and would like to hang out. please respond to this and then hang out with me on thursday night when I’m free

my body feels like its full of bees and like I could be normal about it and just exercise but instead I'm gonna lie here with all my plushy buddies and scream into pillow

can sploodged itself and now im sticky <2% spill tho

waist skinny chebs fat makeup good enuf

really dont know why insta is pumping out all the wedding ads i aint getting married wasting your time beb

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you know what i think this is the year i bring back wigs and fun makeup

arm still goofed wouldn't mind but is left arm kinda need that one

I've scrolled on here for all of 2 mins and im ready for making a toof necklace

Quick question re: gritters. do the rest of your gritters have names or is it just scotland that names them?

oh idk how i slept last night but my arm is still weird up to my elbow and ive been awake for 20+ mins now

your train has arrived

well it truly has been a very big day and I am both wiped out and wired to the moon I think I could actually use a hug which is very unlike me

I just want my fancy new chair i wanna play puter

forgot to get eggs when I went shop and now i have to make same day cookies like a tube

where's my stuff is now 1330 and the window was 1330 to 1530 i want my stuffs naow

brazilian phonk is class for cardio btw

radge can have extra caffeine as a treat ✨️

who's got great chebs and no maternal grandparents? that's right it's me

I love how I dont remember shit until it gets brought up again and its the leo pointing meme like omg!

oh i get to bake cookies today and I get my new chair for the puter! what a day :)

no new pictures where are you at mentally

I am a 34 year old lady and I still cant get into childproof caps without thw qorlds biggest fight like fuck off gimmie the thing just open you fuck