[ 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐁𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐧 - 𝗢𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗟𝗘 👽] Hey, is this - Is now a good time to talk to everyone? I know there's ... too much going on everywhere, but I still need to debrief everyone.

/ spoilers for first family: fantastic steps in the image. wanted to post it outright, but y'know, it's only been a month some people might not've seen it and this is the wrong fandom to expect a quick turnaround for it.

...shoot him again, Tim.

I'm going to blow up the entire city. Tonight.

When the.

/ wild.

...are we sure Gotham needs to be saved? Now, hold on! Let me fucking finish!! I have a smart bomb -

/ i distinctly remember y'all sharpening your pitchforks on Quill's ribs last time, let's not revise history

Should she write a speech? Maybe... come up with some sort of flash cards, or a powerpoint? Winging it seemed -- agreeable, if a little haphazard. But it's hard to look at it objectively. Hard to look at herself objectively... ❝ 'Hey, guys. So, I'm kind of a baddie now...' That sucks. ❞

𝘐𝘵'𝘴 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘔𝘪𝘬𝘶, 𝘔𝘪𝘬𝘶, 𝘖𝘰𝘩-𝘦𝘦-𝘰𝘰𝘩.

/ in a just world, I'd seriously push for a No Man's Land sort of group event. Really lean into just how off its axis this situation would cause everything to become. but it's almost 7pm and I gotta go home, so... Knightmare, anyone? Let's call it a Knightmare.

You're thinking about my butt. I have to nuke the entire city, and you're thinking about my butt in tight jeans.

/ just in case anyone might need these.

I don't have a choice. I'm gonna have to go buy a lot of lipstick and skinny pants.

Oh no, I know exactly who I am. Ironically, this fuckery is going to make me become The Joker.

Maybe I never woke up... Maybe this is all one of her really bad soap operas, or... tv shows or something. Maybe.

What the fuck, is that allowed??

DO NOT. FRIENDS. THE CLOWN.

💭 I don't like that she's got a point.

/ one time Dee tortured Dick and turned him into a brainwashed assassin, all for a laugh.

Terry, she's got 400,000 followers on LuthorGram. Be careful!

/ none of you bitches know 'normal'. the normalest muse on this website is jack-jack, and he's not even potty trained.

/ oop! meant to private that, my bad, chatroom.

Oracle online.

/ Babs rebranded. (rebabsded*). Batgirl Arc is OVER!! Tech Support for The Gods Arc is NOW.

𝐈'𝐦 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐎𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐥𝐞.

𝘐 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦. 𝘗𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘯𝘰 𝘰𝘯𝘦. 𝘗𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩.

𝘯𝘰 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳~

[ running gotham like the navy while everyone's getting sanded. ]

You're lucky I'm not allowed to make paradoxes anymore.

[ if she sees a single person in a tropical shirt, she's likely to start throwing lariats. beach trip is not for her right now. ]

Because they're mine?? Can you not just run to the store and buy your own in the time it would take me to finish this sentence?

They are imported, I get them from the same place I get my caffeine chips. No, you can't have some.

Okay. So, are you going to ask politely, or am I going to have to charge you for the door?

Shrimp flavored~ Imported.

pouribg herself a cup of coffee. turning on ANC in the entire belfry to block out the city (and people) around her. ...a back up. in case things go wrong. In case the worst comes to pass and she's not around to help anymore. ❝ I need an echo... Let's call STAR Labs. I wanna look at a Mother Box. ❞

You're the light in my life, Jason. Go forth and thrive.

Tell Dick if he keeps bothering you that he'll have to deal with me. Then, when he's thinking over whether he wants trouble or not, kick him in the shins. Hard.

/ upcoming return arc in a nutshell. still gotta do blog aesthetics. I'll load photoshop

Hey, Jason. Anything you want backup with, or?

Disowned, and all before breakfast... Good to be back.

/ need a new pinned cause Babs ain't batgirling anymore post!aster. work for later.