"I should hope it is very exciting! But in a good, warm, kind way. And not the usual, ah, explosive way that tends to happen here." She adored living in the big city, but it was such a chaos from time to time.

We adore women with jobs.

❝I can always reassemble to fit perfectly for you. Or anybody that decides that I'm of use.❞ ┃ #DWRP ━ Valerie Tyler; The Big Bad Wolf; The Doctor's Daughter. ━ Trigger Warning; Adult themes ahead! ━ Writer and muse are 21+, MDNI.

"Oh ? Je m'excuse, I was. Um." A moment, she needs to find the words in her tongue and then carry them over to English. "Hypothesizing what tomorrow's headline might be."

"You say that, your highness, but you never know!" She was supposed to work on this negative self-talk. Be better, Bebe! She could do that while cleaning up.

❛ Metropolis Glows ! Summer Sun is Here to say... 'Good Day!' ❜

ahhh! her big, soft heart is soaring! "Enjoy! And if anything comes up even the slightest bit... ehm, funky? Let me know!"

it's not often she gets to play host for a real princess! she's honored ! and... and a little nervous.

tout de suite! with a fresh drizzle of cream cheese icing and a scoop of vanilla ice cream, too.

would she like a slice of gâteau aux crêpes chocolat? freshly baked!

Bon matin! I got the groceries into the house by myself! Who'd like some breakfast?

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ

"Is there anyone who can help me?" It was hard to see over these large grocery bags she was carrying. Harder still to reach into her pocket for her keys without ... oh, without dropping something ! "Putain de merde, I should've grabbed a cart."

Enfin! She's going to get started right away, the sulfur needs time to set in !

HE'S GONNA MAKE HER LOOK AT TREES! AND GO TOUCH ICE! Unless they NEVER step outside, she's gonna get cold eventually ... and if they were never gonna step outside, they could just stay here. But first she'd have to clean.

but it's cold up there...

? ? ? ? ? ! ! ? But there was no internet in Alaska! She'd miss Drag Race! AND SURVIVOR!!

Has he ever seen a dirty volcano? Or, are they all beautiful works of natural art? Exactly.

YAY! She gets to clean today! A proper cleaning, with silks & sulfur!

Old things. Wicked things. Mother, but she never calls. She just pops in. All you need is a love for violence in your heart.

"i... i shouldn't. i know my way home, i'll be okay." she smiled. something beautiful and soft. all while stepping back. she needed to go. needed to reach Vic...

"...someone called me." arms close to her tummy, trying to keep herself small. ʙᴜᴛ ᴡʜʏ? "the only person with my... my number, he's not here."

She's been invoked. It's been so very long since someone invoked her presence... Why doesn't it feel good?

Mean people... there are so many these days. I can turn that off! I can turn it all off and be effective and efficient! I can still hunt.

I must be more than a 'simple waif' waiting for you to come home. I am capable. And ready!

oh. . . let's begin immediately then. I'll go find my comfy slippers.

I read an article on the internet that said 'couples that share a career are more likely to last.'

I am without rage. Perfectly calm & reasonable... and ready to slay god.

"𝐌𝐲 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐒𝐨 𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝 𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐫𝐨𝐧 𝐟𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐎𝐫 𝐬𝐨 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐝, 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬" ~ 𝐉𝐚𝐲𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠

"𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐬 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐲 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐢𝐭 𝐆𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐈'𝐦 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧 𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐦𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐊𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠" Rosie and Miller, newly formed pair of lesbian killers for hire.

I am ready to commit deicide once more.

I'm not allowed to kill you... but I will find a way to do so. 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪'𝘭𝘭 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘰 𝘪𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘦.

there is no france in space. it is our one fatal flaw...

❝ Thirty?! You're barely older than an apple seed. No need to worry yourself, Santa Bebe will take care of everything. ❞ She'd need to buy a kettle... maybe Tally would know where to go- ❝ Shh, shh, it's okay. Just let the holiday spirit ease your woes. ❞

Poor boy! She cradles his head against her thighs. The scent of pepperment & holly clinging to her as she rubbed her fingers gently against his scalp. "You're getting sleepytyme tea for christmas, young man."

...merde, you are exactly Evangeline. Are you- 《 squinting. nostrils flaring in vain for a whiff of her sister's wyrm. 》 Oh, you have a Thing as well? I'll double the portions! This will be delightful! I'll be along shortly!

Oh... I'm so sorry. I wish mine were in their stead. That sounds delightful, though! I'll bring finger foods! Do you like sugar?

Oh, my goodness! That sounds awful! I didn't realize those chairs carried such lethality. They make me feel so squishy... Your family seems very unique. Very uniquely... You remind me of my sister.

Ah, mais non, I LOVE electric chairs! My handler has one in his living room. It's a delight to the senses!

❝ I don't like scary things... I prefer soft things, sweet ones! ❞ She wore lace, frills, satin & silk every day just to maintain!

That's worrying, mademoiselle. Scary, almost.

Oh! That sounds... painful, though.

❝ Happy Holidays, beloved! Come sit on old Saint Bebe's lap and tell her if you've been good or bad. ❞

It feels wondrous on the skin! The warmth of a body against your own without the worry that they'll get cold in a few hours.

Formerly! I don't have any such proclivities any longer. I've been rather into cuddling lately.

𝐖𝐄𝐃𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐒 1990's movies-based, aged up. netflix is not cannon here. nsfw. has a weird dynamic with thing. #𝐑ᴀᴠᴇɴ𝐇ᴇx