The fact that Holliday is back and no one has said shit about it on here tells you everything

THE ORIOLES ARE BAD AND WORSE, THEY ARE BORING

Organization redeemed

Team really melted down with that Hays trade huh? Bizarre stuff

i give elias a lot of credit for developing a talent pipeline, modernizing facilities, reinvigorating latin american ops...there is definitely something fucked up in "the last mile" of the pipeline, though, and whatever the focus of their data analysis is at the mlb level, well...

I was so locked in on the O's this offseason. Alonso! Helsley! Ward! Eflin & Bassitt! Baz extension! OPACY upgrades! They've managed to erase that excitement inside of one month of mostly shitty baseball to where my attention is now hanging on by a thread in early May. Again. Elias has to go.

NEW FORMAT LET'S GO

This image format is starting to drive me nuts

me

Honestly I was a little shocked that Kittredge looked mostly himself last night. Huge for the pen if he's that dude

Dean was right!!

⛽⛽⛽

Great Dean interview

Glad to see Adley back but I sure hope this isn't another one of these "he wasn't the same all year after the ankle injury" type of deals

Do this lineup IMO CF Taveras 1B Pete SS Gunnar LF Ward CA Basallo 2B Jackson RF Beavers DH Mayo 3B Alexander

I don't know what this baseball team is. Cowser, Blaze, and Mayo are basically zeroes. Everyone is injured again. Our best players are Leody Taveras and JJ. Gunnar is having a weird start. Pete hasn't been any fun yet. And yet... Basically. 500 and hanging around with some good comeback wins. 🤷‍♂️

Team is not interesting enough to even want to post about. They don't even have a home run celly! 🥱

Cameron Foster: who we want Tyler Wells to look like out of the bullpen

Do not put multiple poor defenders in the outfield at the same time, perhaps

Trout!

SIGNATURE WIN

FINALLY A FUN BASEBALL GAME PLEASE WIN IT

This Orioles team is half fun, half injured and half stupid

That felt good

coffee

Oh

6-6 with the amount of injuries and Pete and Bassitt giving us nothing so far seems not too bad!

I don't think it's a coincidence that Adley is bouncing back and getting more rest than previous years

*except to Colton Cowser

i find this a bit weird. we heard about the great vibes all spring, and now suddenly the clubhouse is trying to figure each other out? there's like 3 new guys, what's the big deal? just play good baseball and stop thinking about if you like each other enough!

so far they are flying the exact same

Same zero fun, dreadfully unwatchable baseball team as early last season. Mystifying

Team bad

The vibes are just 2025 Orioles, now with Pete Alonso wondering why no one is having fun

let him off the hook with that one

For me it's all eyes on Kyle Bradish. If his velo/command issues are going to be the norm this year, or worse, they end up being injury-related, I dunno if I see a path. Once again we are in the position of relying way too much on Kyle Bradish...

incredible

i was hoping to not have Clinical Orioles Melancholy 6 days into the season

Sucked knowing this was happening and watching absolutely no adjustments being made

Rico Nasty

FIRE ME UP RUTSCH

CapTON?

Birdland takes an enormous exhale

Guys what in the world

Jealous of all these updates on other teams doing cool offense things

When asked if the extensions of Samuel Basallo and Shane Baz are a sign to this room full of players that the Orioles are open and eager for extensions, Orioles owner David Rubenstein said: “We’re open for business.”

Ramos clearing is a nice little treat for the sickos