Don’t skip! Post you in another country x 📍Matera, 🇮🇹

So mad at Culinary Cup for their latest elimination. Padma, this sucked!

Variations on a theme: Arm workout done.

I’m outdoorsy sometimes.

Dad, WHY?!?! ⛺️⛺️⛺️

Really feelin’ it lately. Push day. Say something nice pls.

One day I’ll actually have biceps. But that day is still not today.

But dad I don’t want to go out tonight!

It’s my Monday, so this chest workout was a pain. But results still speak for themselves.

Oh hey.

With this bitch @alethots.bsky.social

Saw the queen Sasha Velour tonight. Travesty was pure art.

April friends!

Well, that’s one way to ensure I’ll never come to your restaurant.

Before and After 5.5mi in 80° heat

Well I slept 9 hours last night

👇👇👇

Being a total tourist.

The bestest boy 💜💜💜

who was earl grey

Cherry Blossom run

Fuck this. It’s a truly good show.

Breakfast of champions (I mean I’m not a champion of anything but I had leftover rice.)

Too much purple? 💜😈

It's the weekend, baby

Tell me the truth: is it time to retire the mustache?

Another day, another 💵

Hate working out before work but I did it anyway…

Wanna guess what day it was?

Am I doing this right?

Pretty much just went to California for this.

Yall, I found my high school yearbook. 17 year old me had no idea what was coming!

Tennnnnnnis! 🎾

Oh he’s 💅

My toxic trait is that if you tell me something is a local specialty, I am almost compelled to try it.

Had a great day in Napa and Sonoma!

Hotel Lighting + Workout Pump. How could I not?

Do I have any bay area bloomfies?

On a plane again 💙✈️

Olympic gold medalist Alysa Liu graces the cover of Teen Vogue.

Maura convincing herself she’s not dumb is sending me.

Does American Apparel still exist? The stranglehold those basic tees and retro undies had on me back in the day!

Sub Rosa is such a vibe. #startrektng

Asking for sincere feedback on this photo. Got me blocked and I don’t know why.

Completely forgot I took this selfie at the bar last weekend.

New tattoo really shows off the arm pump.

It might be snowing but who needs sleeves?

Well boys, I guess today is Tattoo Tuesday.