Quick pitstop at home before the next function 🫡

I CANT STOP LISTENING TO LUX 🥲🛐

On a train again… Get used to this 🫡

That to say, I’ll be scrolling tru your posts if you see me flooding your notifications don’t worry about it

Evryone went to bed and I’m just laying here WIDE awake 😵‍💫

And crashing at a friend’s… Send help 🧘🏻‍♂️

Lighting candles 🕯️

Another weekend another train

Been visited by the @paradisepapito.bsky.social fairy is always a blessing 🥹🤗

Im supposed to get on a train in like an hour and a half and Ive yet to eat, shower, pack, move from the couch… why am I like this?

Not a PR, but got up to my bodyweight on back squats today 🫡💪🏼

One of the benefits of being unemployed is I can wake up and strategize how to win that first Castle Battle in FFTactics with my coffee ☕️

Was supposed to be a chill early night and Im wide awake 🧘🏻‍♂️

If we’re not raising our voices to discuss the book at bookclub then we’re not doing it right!

Anyway, I did make it to the gym to work on chest and you can’t even tell 🧘🏻‍♂️ Taking 2 weeks off is rough!

I understand why they do it, but being refused to buy a bottle of wine at the grocery store cause I forgot my id at home at my ripe old age of 32 really feels like an insult more than anything

As much as I’m enjoying it being colder and the holiday vibes being in the air… I have 0 motivation to move from the couch… Someone force me to go to the gym please

Another day another struggle, but still looking cute 🤗

Being in my bed and *redacted* after a few days being gone has been one of the best night sleeps Ive had in a while ☺️☺️

Forgot the piles of laundry I left unfinished when I left that will get ignored tonight… But I do welcome any helping hands 🤗

Made it back home after 2 weeks and I’m fully feral 👹👾😈

Cuando Rosalía dijo “Perdi mi fe en DC…” I felt that… 😔🧘🏻‍♂️

Still an hour left on this ride, but damn time flies when you’re a menace online

Its always a good day when @buffyfanboy.bsky.social starts a new quote post trend ☺️

Ok, reading smut and scrolling tru bsky on the amtrak… ama 🫡

About to get on a 4hr train… Might be time to reengage on my reply-guy-ness 🫡

Time to make the trek back down to DC 🫡🧘🏻‍♂️

How we battling the Sunday scaries today bbs?

Its before noon and there’s barely a hangover… We’re gonna call that a win 🤗

Drunk off vodka redbulls on an uber up the west side highway ama… 🤭

Playing Lux and FFTactics… Treating myself on this Friday 🤗

All this unstructured free time is starting to get to me 🙃🙃🙃

Anyway… I’m still in NY till next week what are the local mutuals up to this weekend? 👀👀

Well that was a trainwreck, but at least I went down burning in both subject matter expert questions… Does anyone need my phd diploma to clean their floors or something? 🙃🙃🙃

I am once again asking for all the good vibrations ya’ll have! Gonna need it for this one 🧘🏻‍♂️ see you on the other side?

He’s just like us 🥹

Turns out unintended cruising, while a little jarring, is just as thrilling! 🙃🧘🏻‍♂️

Been awake for hours and its only 9am?! Really losing the plot over here 🫡

All this unstructured free time is starting to get to me 🙃🙃🙃

Deciding to spend another week in NY because why not? Might as well make the most out of unemployment 🧘🏻‍♂️🤗

Send good vibes and nudes 🧘🏻‍♂️💖

Its been a whirlwind week helping sis with this move, and now I have to prep for 2 interviews this week and I’m freaking out 🧘🏻‍♂️🧘🏻‍♂️🧘🏻‍♂️

making as many men nut as possible november x

Last minute, low-rate witch costume coming together 🤗🧙‍♀️ Happy Halloween bbs! 🎃👻

Day two of helping sis move apt in NY and I’m having a real hard time finding a reason not to move to this insane city 🧘🏻‍♂️👀

Helping my sister move and the way one this one hot mover just wrapped a table up with tape almost made fall to my knees 🧘🏻‍♂️🧘🏻‍♂️

Happy to report we made it (barely) to the train… 🫡 en route to NYC

I still havent packed for the 9am train… 😅🤭

Quick update… Still got a ton of laundry to deal with… Anyone want to offer a helping hand? 😩🧘🏻‍♂️

Still need to pack and prep for this trip and I can’t seem to move from this couch 😵‍💫🧘🏻‍♂️