Eat healthier food to feel better later. Unhealthier food can cause you to feel better now but worse later. Not eating food will also make you feel worse later

Just watched smiling friends, did not care for it. I like Allen

They need to legalize breathing, I'm tired of holding my breath

Ever look up a random word on Google and then discover that random word is also a band

I'm tired of a president that takes money from the working class and gives to the billionaires, I want one that takes from both, that way no one is happy

We believe in you Zohran!

Technological development like AI is increasingly being used for surveillance and collecting data so severe that it does look really scary that soon it may be impossible to have a sense of any privacy. Like sometimes it feels like Orwell might have been on to something

I hate news articles that after trying to scroll they be like wait! You have to pay for this article. Like bitch, I can go find the same story for free, ain't no way I giving you money

If trump really wanted to stop a Democrat from winning, he would endorse them, think about it, all of a sudden a Democrat would look less good if they were supported by literally trump

I love the bus system! Buses are so fun

I have a very bad feeling about this...

Im so tired of this orange man, he's been relevant since I got into politics and he still is the main guy half the time in the news. I just want a normal president who's just the normal amount of evil not this dumb right wing demagogue who acts like a baby all the damn time

Homework takes so long

Bro I'm so tired but I want to take a peaceful walk before sleeping, sleep walkers don't know how well they have it

The popcorn button was the greatest lie ever invented by humankind

I guess everything causes autism at this point

It rains on my day off, I must have been horrible in my past life to deserve this

Hoi4 has such an hilarious and fun modding community. Sometimes I be getting on just to play the mods

All these gooners at work be talking about what the boss says, and here comes the boss, and look busy in front of the boss. Y'all need to chill on the gooning

Sometimes I be hitting down on the elevator but actually going up

Omg I updated my phone and now everything looks different. Biggest mistake of my life

This Monday wasn't so bad, high hopes for the week

People voted for a failing business man and now they are wondering why we have a failing economy

Huh blue sky just asked me to verify my age. It diagnosed me as an adult and now I need medication

I love having an accepting and progressive church, highly recommend

I find it hilarious how a big politician who knows nothing of what their talking about says something outlandish like "tylenol causes autism" and now the media that supports them has to scramble to find some kind of sliver of evidence to hopefully back the statement up or they all look stupid

I just remembered in the food period they be telling us that the most food we should eat is grain. Now I no be dissing on grain and I no health expert, but grain doesn't feel like the main food we should be eating. Like we have the fruits and veggies and stuff and they say eat bread the most

I always thought I was meh on pancakes. Recently I tried a diner's pancakes and my eyes are now open. Pancakes are awesome

There's a theory that Trump had a stroke. I'm guessing he forgot to shake his yoohoo before drinking

I hate republican cancel culture

Where does beyond meat come from? I'm guessing it comes from beyond cows

If I had a billionaire dollars just out of nowhere, the first thing I would do is go to sleep, because damn I'm tired

What if, after beating a hard-on-purpose video game, instead of just unlocking HARD AS HELL CHALLENGE MODE+ you also *earned* an easy mode so that your friend Nicholas can now play??

It must be so hard to be a Christian football fan. Like so many games are on Sunday morning, so now you have to choose between worshipping God or not missing the game

Guitar Hero has got to be a top 5 game of all time

Microeconomics is just taking common sense market knowledge and giving it big names and graphs

Ohio kinda looks like a heart. Ohio is the heart of the United States. I think we need to get that checked out

Power wash simulator is like the opposite of splatoon. Splatoon you paint everywhere, but in power wash you clean up all the paint

Why is downloading Minecraft on PC so complicated. This is supposed to be a game kids play, why can't I just download it on the play store or steam and be done, I need to have a Microsoft account, then I need to login Microsoft store, then I need to click install and then I need to click download 😓

Plane crashes are so terrible. They need to add stop lights up there

To quote my step dad "Nascar has got to be the easiest sport ever, there's nothing hard about turning left"

Radioactive waste new cocktail sauce confirmed? 👀

I mean I guess a two state solution is fine. But idk why you would want two Palestines

Everytime I look at the news it feels like I see trump do something I didn't know the president could do

Actually cartoon evil villian

My class needs me to read 24 pages of the Israel and Palestine conflict, and I keep mentally trailing off because I read one sentence and I have like 20 thoughts on it

How come I use the same knot every time to tie my shoes but to untie them I gotta do something different sometimes, like how does that work

Bowser might be immortal. Guy survived drowning in lava, like if that doesn't kill you, what will

Me when I don't know what i'm doing: