It's my birthday! 🎂 And for my birthday I want your Korean skin care recommendations, or quick kid-friendly weeknight dinner recipes, or your favorite Mariah deep cut, or you can just like this skeet and keep it moving. 🙃

It's my birthday! 🎂 And for my birthday I want your Korean skin care recommendations, or quick kid-friendly weeknight dinner recipes, or your favorite Mariah deep cut, or you can just like this skeet and keep it moving. 🙃

I don't really understand the sweet potato pie vs pumpkin pie debate because both are delicious so no matter which one is being served I'm finna be good 😋

Played Green Glass Door with my residents, but had to change it to Happy Yellow Classroom since Gen Z likes to Google shit and take the fun out of a riddle. If you Google Happy Yellow Classroom you'll just find hella Pinterest posts 😂

what fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a child?

Chef and "Turtle Island” author Sean Sherman teaches @ronnychieng.bsky.social how to avoid diluting the Native American experience on Thanksgiving

I've lived in Vallejo almost my entire life. We have the Patwin tribes. Some evidence of Oholone tribes and Miwok tribes. I've never heard of the Pomo Indians. I support Indian Casinos, but I feel some type a way that this land is not being controlled by the indigenous tribes of Vallejo.

I genuinely dont care if you're having a boy or girl but what is that baby's projected zodiac sign because then we'll really know what's coming

Trying to catch up on the news today... is there a connection between the Mandami and Trump meetup and the MTG resignation??

What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are: -movies with great RnB soundtracks -movies with music that aren't musicals (sister act ii, what's love got to do with it) -movies with Black educators -movies with Black people doing hella Black shit -movies set in the Bay Area

My 13-year old daughter: You look hopeless. Are you feeling hopeless? Me: Like a penny with a hole in it. Her: That's really hopeless. Pennies aren't being made anymore, so even the normal ones are hopeless at this point. 🫩

‘Death remains my intimate shadow partner. It has been with me since birth, always hovering close by. I understand one day we will finally waltz together into the ether. I hope when that time comes, I die with the satisfaction of a life well-lived, unapologetic, joyful, & full of love.’ —Alice Wong

My son's friend asked if he can have a sleepover and I told him if my son cleaned his room. And now I'm pretty sure the friend is cleaning my son's room and I feel like I should intervene... but maybe I'll just say something after it's done 😬 Am I wrong?

This whole segment is funny, but as an English teacher, I was dyin at Troy Iwata's response to the grammar in Epstein's emails. 😂 I hate bad grammar in texts/emails so I was definitely the target audience for this bit.

Okay.. I'll sign off and go to bed now.

When do the billionaires start leaving NYC?? So exciting!

I don't take it for granted that I've never waited in line more than five minutes to cast my vote in my diverse, working-class, neighborhood. I also love how easy it is to vote by mail in California. But I still prefer voting in-person and seeing the other folks who live in my community at the polls

As a 20-year veteran teacher. I struggle with the hot takes of what should be taught in school. "Schools should teach kids how to... do taxes sew clothes change a tire balance a checkbook (lol) swim invest in stocks understand their credit score cook..." And I get it, but

She just flew over my head 👀

Urban Air should offer parents anti-anxiety medication at the door cause where is my child

Carving pumpkins tonight. 🎃 What's on your Halloween Playlist? I need ideas..

I'm doing this!!

Is there a limit to how many innings this game can go? Is anyone still watching?

Changed my life insurance beneficiary to my sister. And I'm certain my ex-husband has no idea how to remove me as the beneficiary on his. I mean, I hope neither of us dies. I'm just saying...

With SNAP benefits expiring we gotta take care of our own. If paying for groceries isnt a strain on your household, donate money to your local food banks. A $$ donation goes so much further than a food donation. A lot of us doing a little is so much more impactful than a few of us doing a lot.

The power of art. Tupac was such a brilliant artist. Such a great story.

What's her cashapp??

I made a Black History themed Connections Puzzle for my grad students today. If you like connections and Black History, you might enjoy it: connections.swellgarfo.com/game/-ObZlZG...

67 is a prime number! Let's lean into the kids' love of 6 7 while they're excited by it. It makes the curriculum more compelling for them and the sooner we get excited by 6 7 the sooner they'll start to think of it is being uncool.

I always wondered when that 3rd amendment would come into play...

Ooh! Its Josh Johnson week on the Daily Show!

Teaching Gen Z adult learners is exhausting! I love them, but they are high maintenance. 😮‍💨🙃

I am deeply grateful to the woman who pursued my ex-husband relentlessly--knowing he had a wife and kids--until he gave in and had an affair. I still don't respect her, but I am grateful. I would've stayed in that awful marriage for so much longer if it weren't for her.

People who are anti-ice say "FUCK ICE" not anti-ice

Just got this message from a former colleague... We are analyzing song lyrics in one of my classes, and one student picked Killing Me Softly by Lauryn Hill. And it reminded me of when you led a whole PD about Sister Act 2, corrected my miseducation on Lauryn Hill. One of the top PDs, to this day.

One thing no one mentions about raising kids without your own parents means there's no one that I can brag to about my kids that will be as juiced as me. I know they're watching from heaven, but I want to cut up with them about how fuckin dope their grandkids are and I can't. I miss my parents.

Happy September 21st to those that celebrate!!! 😃 💃🏾🕺🏾

I can do all that... but I'm not giving up Abbott Elementary. It brings me and my family so much joy. Hopefully a 90% boycott from my household has a meaningful impact. But I need joy to survive fascism and this is the only show we all are juiced to watch together.

My son's middle school teacher called me today because my son wouldn't take off his sunglasses. It made me want to send her this clip of Sister Mary Clarence telling her students WHY she doesnt want the students to wear sunglasses in class. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTM1mTs2R/

I wish I was here right now 😟

The color palate for my bedroom makeover 💜🩷💚 #happilydivorced

Married LGBTQ people: CALL A LAWYER. Get copies of birth certificates and custody for your children on paper. Make sure life insurance policies, property that you own, bank account information, passwords for things, Powers of Attorney, etc. are all set up & understood

My 12-year old--who hates the way I laugh--likes to sneak in my room when I'm at work and sleep in my bed. My 12-year old--who hates the way I chew--borrows my clothes and never gives them back. My 12-year old--who hates when I dance or sing along with a song-- loves to use my facial products.

I would expect him to still love me. I'm easy to love. In fact, he probably loves me more now that he has to know life without me. 💁🏽‍♀️ And I hate to quote TayTay, but we're never ever ever getting back together.

I got an offer for another part time job that pays really well. It would be my 3rd job, but I would be able to survive in this fucked up economy. Do I accept the job offer knowing it'll be a good financial move? Or say fuck it and enjoy life while this economy goes to shit?

This is what led to my divorce! Did he have some of these misogynistic beliefs before we got married? Probably. But he wasn't emboldened enough to say them until the covid shutdown gave him time to explore this content on YouTube. I'm just grateful to be on the otherside of it. #happilydivorced

I love Vallejo. No matter where I travel to, I always come home and think, "This is the best place in the world. I'm so lucky to live here." I love the people. I love the food. I love the weather. Wishing everyone the privilege to love where they live the way I do.

Alexa is refusing to listen when I tell it to play "Sugar Sweet" by Mariah. It'll be like, "here's a station based on Sugar Sweet" and then It'll play "Dreamlover" which I'll listen to, but still 😒