It's a long shot but if any London folks are looking for a friendly and very tidy house mate (I'm an obsessive cleaner), then please hit me up (or put me in touch with any folks you do know). Preferably aiming to stay in Woolwich and live with other fellow queers.

It’s Wednesday and I’m feeling totally wiped so I’m shamelessly attention seeking because I’m feeling proud of my minor gym progress. Okay bye.

It's Mental Health Awareness Week and I am very aware of my mental health, so what do I win? 💸

Trying not to embrace my cringe millennial self by having a total meltdown about disconnection on here but I fear it’s imminent.

Hit me with cool places to live in London. Asking for a friend.

FFXIV NA Fan Fest Attendees, I need your help! I work for the UK PR agency on #FFXIV and am looking to speak to Free Company's who are attending together. More details in the thread below but please share if you can and drop me a message if interested. #FanFest

To the one person at the gym who has taken one pair of each 8kg, 10kg, and 12kg to themselves. Politely, share with the class 😤

Tits when? (Sorry to anyone I work with in any capacity)

In no particular order… (These are watched as opposed to released in 2026 😅)

This makes waking up at 5:30am to go to the gym worthwhile

The West Country to London queer experience in a nutshell 🥹 Highly rate and recommend whether you’re a big old gay or not.

If I read one more hinge prompt that says “dating me is like dating a golden retriever” I’m going to crash out.

A fab evening showcasing the creativity with glamours in the #FFXIV community since the changes with patch 7.4. Big thank you to @noobtoons.bsky.social and @meoni.bsky.social for hosting the show and looking forward to more in future. Congrats to all the winners! Sam Pharos, over and out ✌️

To celebrate the big glamour update in #FFXIV, we’ve organised Project Runway to find the strongest looks in Eorzea. Join @meoni.bsky.social and @noobtoons.bsky.social on Saturday 21 February at 6pm GMT over on Twitch. Categories + links can be found in the thread below (also we have prizes 👀)

No you’re spiralling at just gone midnight

My brain went there so everyone else must suffer with me. #FFXIV #HeatedRivalry

Frosty pavements out here nerfing my gay walking speedy buff and I hate it

Replace 2025 with 2026. (Also not sorry, this year is gonna be especially thirsty)

The real question on Traitors is which hot man is going to get the cringy shower edit for their cutaway when they’re being discussed 😂

Happy New Year from a heckin’ cold and hungover Sammy. 2025, that’s your lot! Ready for a strong 2026 💪🏻

It’s Christmas party season and we threw one for some FFXIV community members with festive hide and seek, a Secret Santa, and then the classic family photo. Thanks to this lovely lot for coming along and getting in the festive spirit ready for the Starlight Celebration #FFXIV

My job is pretty cool. Loved bringing these babes together for some fun and to endure me singing Honey B. Lovely’s theme into their ear holes. Also thanks bossman @zyonight.com for being the best wingman 😛 Here’s to the next… 🐝

Back in my fuck boy era I guess 💅🏻

I fear saying “it is what it is” is no longer a feasible coping mechanism.

I’ve been going to the gym for a week. Where are my tits?

There are days when my ADHD meds make me feel neurotypical, and there are days like today where they just drop off so early and I cease to function as an adult. Really love that.

Running from my problems in all senses of the word.

Two weeks off and back to the grind. Please be gentle with me 🥹

Probably a good time to say I will be at gamescom this year. Catch me with the Magic: The Gathering team from Wednesday - Friday! Industry folk, holler if you want to meet up! (And yes, this image was inspired by Emily in Paris)

Probably a good time to say I will be at gamescom this year. Catch me with the Magic: The Gathering team from Wednesday - Friday! Industry folk, holler if you want to meet up! (And yes, this image was inspired by Emily in Paris)

I don’t know what this says about me but my Instagram algorithm keeps showing me pups doing K-Pop Demon Hunters choreo 🫢

#FFXIV Patch 7.3 is here! As the Warrior of Light rushes from one crisis to the next, can they overcome Calyx's threat and protect the citizens of Alexandria? Full patch notes 📜 sqex.to/zzhto

The most important question for patch day is how do I get the Yan mount? #FFXIV

I was trying to think of the best way to say this but honestly it’s probably just easier to be direct. 🚨 Pronouns are they/them. The he-ra is over. Ta loves! 💛

This new Pokemon plush is something... That reminds me, I should call him.

FFXIV folks! I need your help. I'm looking to work on a story about how #FFXIV and MMO spaces offer players a way to work through grief. Heavy topic I know. Likes and shares appreciated as I'd love to find folks who would be willing to share their thoughts or stories.

Sometimes I don’t rate myself but today was not one of those days 💛🔥🥵

Getting to combine my two personality traits, FFXIV and being queer, was a total pleasure and loved working on this with Ed 🏳️‍🌈🥹

I’m so PR that I’m creating a pitching tracker for birthday plans. I need help… 💀

My third year working in Develop:Brighton. Who will I be seeing for our lush summer by the sea?

Alexa play “Cheers to Me” by Self Esteem. We’re entering our fuck it era, and owning who we are ✨💛

Just here to remind you I’m alive (barely). kisses

millennials realizing they're 38 years old

It’s Monday, I’ve answered some emails. I think I’m done for the day.

The confidence is coming in, so it’s over for you bitches 💅🏻

In case of emergency, breakdown

Looking for queer hes and theys to have platonic cuddles and make out sessions with because yes. Apply within 💋

I’m right back in 2016, Yoko Shimomura went so hard with the FFXV soundtrack. The game’s story aside, this is FINAL FANTASY music at its absolute best.

Happy Valentines and all that. Now buy me things 😘

Took a cheeky sort of progress pic and didn’t hate it. In fact I thought I looked 🔥 Is this the end of self loathing? Stay tuned.