I'm a consequentialist shitposter The ends justify the memes

It's been 15yrs since R.E.M. released Collapse Into Now, their final album. It's such a mixed feeling listening to it now because they really are artistically sighing with relief in the wake of the Bush years and boy oh boy was that premature 🫠

New reacc unlocked (courtesy of Terror of Mechagodzilla)

I stole a cloudless sunset and sealed it in this box Mostly. It's leaking a little. But at least the robots didn't get to it

It's another WIP non-star non-Sunday! Chicomecōātl the thrower, adding her leadership capability to the team, with her coral snake companion in tow #bloodbowl #starplayersunday #gamesworkshop

Not a star player and not a Sunday, but Thrower Thursday? WIP on my veteran Quarterback Quetzalcoatl, 12 completions in 7 games (and still not finished painting her 😩) Bonus points for identifying her slithery pal! #bloodbowl #starplayersunday #gamesworkshop

No star player this weekend, not even a positional! Just some linewomen getting closer and closer to their finished look 😊 #gamesworkshop #bloodbowl #amazons #starplayersunday

Don't speak to me or my sons again! (painted the Skink twins a while ago) #bloodbowl #glotlstop #skink #starplayersunday

Just causally taking two stars at once, no biggie (although makes quite a mess of the wet pallette) Karla and Anqi, both the GW models this time 🤭 following the general vibe of the official paint scheme too #bloodbowl #starplayersunday #karlavonkill #anqipanqi #gamesworkshop

Who should be next for Star Player Sunday? Karla von Kill or Anqi Panqi?

Who should be next for Star Player Sunday? Karla von Kill or Anqi Panqi?

The angriest, strongest kroxiboy is complete! (Ready to never be taken because my amazons don't ever have enough inducement cash and he doesn't have block 🤣😩) #bloodbowl #glotlstop #starplayer

Custom Boa Kon'ssstriktr WIP Watch out, he's a sneaky snake! 🏈🐍 #bloodbowl #star #WIP #boakonssstriktr

Glotl... GLOTL!! YOU'RE STANDING ON A SKINK! #bloodbowl #glotlstop #WIP

I also do visual arts as well as miniatures 😊

It's Star Player Sunday and I'm still working on this King Krox Glotl Stop #bloodbowl #starplayersunday

WIP du jour (and new painting handle!) is the Brutefun(?) Glotl Stop model Really characterful, kinda leaves the GW one in the dust really, and is going to take ages to finish 😅 #bloodbowl #glotlstop #painting

Retail therapy! Gonna make painting much more fun (I already love it tho 😊)

Calling it there for today, but that's one Zolcath 95% of the way there! #superbowl #bloodbowl #zoat

Hour 4 - details, base, metallics coming out to finish the armour #superbowl #bloodbowl #zoat

Hour 3, strapppppz and nails #superbowl #bloodbowl #zoat

Hour 2, more fiddly details on the armour #superbowl #bloodbowl #zoat

First hour of the UK coverage in, broad strokes laid down! #superbowl #bloodbowl #zoat

Today's Superbowl Blood Bowl Challenge is to try and paint this Zolcath miniature (I believe it's the Brutefun Minis version) by the final whistle! He's primed and ready for prime time! #superbowl #bloodbowl #Zoat

I don't know what would be worse, the US getting all of Canada or getting Nunavut

"Sure we'll get a curry mate, just take a little sit down in the taxi first, yeah?"

JD Vance is the reason you don't wish to become President while holding the Monkey Paw

Some of my parents' friends: "Why don't you want kids?" Me, looking at an acorn I picked today: "Is it an immoral act to plant a seed in a garden I'll only own for a fraction of its lifetime, knowing it will almost certainly be cut down before its prime? 😩"

I'm doing a thing in the new year, and I'm absolutely dreadful at building le hype 😵‍💫

Heatwave grips the UK All nights now declared boogie nights

He's just a lil guy! He's even brought you a present! 🐁🎁💣 #necromunda #cawdor

@rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social have you heard of the game Hairfoot Jousting? I think it might be right up your street 😇 little halflings and goblins jousting on the backs of woodland creatures!

Wrong answer, Clive. Rights are never given freely, especially not to those vulnerable communities politely asking. This helps transphobes and calls into question every moral position you claim to hold.

It begins 👀 #robs2k25seeds

A belated Christmas gift for a friend My advice? Don't handpaint the decals on the kaneda bike at 28mm scale 🙀 #akira #painting #model

#robs2k25seeds Got apple, tangerine and pepper seeds on the go Garlic is doing well

Attack of the Clones had to trip over its own dick so Andor could mesmerise There was no other way

Not exactly handmade by me, but plant #1, a garlic clove that has started sprouting in the cupboard, is now in a pot Let's call this #robs2k25seeds

The picture of a vibrant youth being overcome by tragic, lifelong addiction 😔

Blood Bowl tonight, Goblins vs Vampires #bloodbowl #warhammer #goblins

Shit now I have to find all the accounts I follow elsewhere AGAIN 😤