Dukakis was a painted as dangerously left of center in 1988 for opposing the death penalty and Clinton had to performatively execute a guy to bolster his centrist cred in 1992. In 2023, Josh Shapiro made a big show out of continuing PA’s DP pause and he’s still widely seen as a moderate squish.

i have made a visual illustration

This is how everyone who says they were “radicalized by basic decency” sounds by the way.

These are all Black people. The regime is betting that you wont care Jamael & Trahern the way you care about Alex & Renée

In a thread full of dumb bullshit, this is probably the dumbest. “The Dems predicted a climate apocalypse I’m going to ominously call “The Fall” happening relatively soon so everyone whiffed 2024 on purpose so that Donald Trump would oversee Armageddon”. This benefits them, somehow. Fuck off.

My new favorite genre of post is “white people from NATO members with homegrown fascist movements talking like they lived in My Lai”.

My neighborhood is better because it isn’t full of the type of dumbass fascist redneck that currently infests the American south and continues forcing evil, regressive policies onto their relatively few sane and moral neighbors.

For 9 years Normie Libs had to hear projections of “you hate leftists more than Trump” from a contingent of people who now have been shown to *clearly* hate Will freaking Stancil more than Trump and his entire administration combined. It’s wild.

👉👈uhhh…h-hey guys. As an outside friend looking in here, uhhh, it really seems like America is over and you live in 1984. S-sorry to be the one to tell you😥. Hope I’m wrong, my perspective might be distorted by living in a free country. Hopefully you aren’t in a camp by the time you see this 👉👈

There’s a six-year-old kid out there whose mom was brutally murdered by armed thugs controlled by the state and whose grandfather thinks she deserved it.

The morally correct answer to this is that once we’re in power, we get to send government funded gangs into redneck shitholes and tear gas the populace as revenge.

A Black man was killed by ICE (off duty) in Los Angeles on New Year’s Eve. And like Renée Good, he was an American citizen. But most people have not heard about Keith Porter. I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.

@mcbride.house.gov Please oh fucking please, support this and @coons.senate.gov + @bluntrochester.senate.gov please actually back this in the senate if it comes to that. And then arrest the fuckers, but one thing at a time, I suppose.

A woman trying to drive away is dead. There is no excuse for her murder. We’ve seen the videos with our own eyes. The agent must be held accountable. Noem must resign, but she has no shame and won’t. I support impeachment of this administration’s most lawless and abusive official.

A million heart attacks on him and every redneck jackoff that voted for him.

If you voted for Trump in 2016 you should be on a Megan’s list style website If you voted for Trump in 2020 you should be permanently disenfranchised. If you voted for Trump in 2024 you should be put in a conservatorship.

I’m thinking we keep Alligator Alcatraz open after this admin and fill it with every single piece of shit thug that ever worked as an agent for ICE, which will, of course, be completely dissolved.

In the same way that the Green Lantern Theory of the Presidency is propped up by a pop history LBJ, poasters have given rise to a Green Lantern Theory of the Minority Legislative Party upheld by a pop history Mitch McConnell.

I’ll admit, my dumb ass really thought January 6th might make a difference. Really thought it might finally wake some people up. That’s on me.

We need to figure out some way to constitutionally make it so that, in the event a President unilaterally starts a war, everyone who publicly called him a peace candidate is entered into a draft lottery for frontline service.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing us to associate optimism and a positive outlook with low intelligence

The biggest clowns on this planet are the jackoffs who reach the same conclusion about white grievance politics as that one LBJ quote and then start crying for the white guy.

Every single one of these fuckers voted for the president who threatened to withhold federal funding from a red state if they didn’t make their gerrymander even worse, who the fuck cares what they wanted?

If you see this, post your favorite Final Fantasy character.

These mother fuckers could afford to pay taxes.

Historians say that some smug Aussie make a tasteless masturbatory post about Australian gun control to a site filled with the type of Americans most likely to already support it was the turning point that finally led to the 2A being curtailed, saving millions of lives.

Assuming that Persona 5 is cheating since its Japanese release was in 2016 (otherwise it goes for then and now) : Then: Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia Now: Probably Breath of the Wild.

Turns out when you just ask a flat "who are you going to vote for?" question you get a different result than when you ask "will you vote for the specialest guy who has a tattoo that some mean bad people say looks vaguely like a Nazi symbol but totally isn't?"

Isn’t there obvious appeal for people who didn’t get to see this in theaters 20 years ago for one reason or another?

It is good and virtuous to call most rural Americans hicks, yokels, rednecks and to proudly announce to the world that you’re superior to them. They truly deserve it, their regressive redneck culture is worth nothing but unending contempt.

Remember when Biden “calling Trump supporters garbage” was the worst thing that could ever happen for like a week there?

At this point, “People who say “Die Hard is a Christmas movie” are annoying,” has ironically itself become a stale cliche take rolled out every year by people who still somehow think they’re being witty and original. Might as well break out the airline food zingers.

Recognizing there are political or other constraints at all on politicians is not allowed on this website, you have to act like they're all playing EU4 and can just click buttons to make things happen that you like.

Every redneck who voted for this to happen gets to share in the blame too. Cletus and Jethro have blood on their hands.

Seeing a lot of "why even vote for Dems?" today, when the thing people are upset about losing was literally created, and passed by Dems.

The emperor has no clothes. We should be able to state this obvious fact without having to ritually suck the dick of every dirt farmer in Ohio while apologizing for our existence.

This was always destined to be hilarious, but it’s really hilarious in a world where Mamdani is the only one to win by single digits while his most parasocial Stans demand blood from everyone who didn’t kneel before the people’s champion and King of Kings with enough reverence.

I spent time canvassing in Washington Township “to juice D turnout, even if we still lose the county” and admittedly got discouraged by some Citarelli signs and shitty canvass responses. This means so fucking much to me.

It’s been a while, old friend.

The people demand grave pissing.

COME BACK IN 2029 FOR THE HAT TRICK YOU FUCK

STOP THE COUNT STOP THE FUCKING COUNT NOW

Every 2026 swing district primary is gonna be a game of “Who can fedpost hard enough to win over people like this lady?”

There’s criticizing Chuck Schumer for being a dipshit wrecker and probably voting for Cuomo’s rapist ass and then there’s “Why aren’t “elected Democrats” (Including, what, fucking out of state members of Congress?) fluffing our most special boy on his big special day :(“

I ASSURE you, Bluesky gets jokes.

Not the point, but since fucking when has “the console wars” referred specifically to the competition between the Xbox and PlayStation brands?