Tomorrow is the only day someone can scream, “Oh, my God! It’s so juicy!” while holding an electric knife and confuse only 97% of the room.

My dream interview would be a one-on-one with Alan Moore and Bret Hart just shooting on comics and wrestling, respectively with neither one knowing what the other is talking about.

As a wrestling fan, imagine going back in time and explaining to yourself that The Doctor of Thuganomics will become the voice of “Happy Honda Days.”

Know what my favorite scene in Superman ‘25 is? It’s where Clark Kent is horsing around and kicking at Jimmy Olsen in the office. As Superman, we know those kicks could rend titanium but to me, it exhibits how much care he uses throughout a day. It’s a movie but it’s the little things, y’know?

A shocking amount of my childhood memories are cigarette-based. Going to the cornerstore, as a kid, to buy Kool Milds for my granny. Being bored in places and pulling the knobs on cigarette machines. Candy cigarettes. Grownups burst out in joy at receiving a carton of cigarettes. Take me back!

The problem with Spider-Man: He’s almost designed to be outgrown. He’s always in the same place where you left him. Always underemployed. Always worried about losing the same 2-3 loved ones. Won’t ever commit to anything for too long. As an adult, it’s hard to read that on loop.

Jack White from The White Stripes referencing Siegel and Shuster and their creations, Doctor Occult and Slam Bradley wasn’t on my 2025 bingo card.

Watched Fantastic Four: First Steps last night and loved it! Imagine if this were the first movie we’d gotten post-Endgame. We’d still be on the gravy train with biscuit wheels.

Watching Frankenstein and when Henry feels faint, the first thing they think to do is revive him with brandy. Let’s do stuff like that again.

Craziest $1 Bin find of the weekend.

How NOT to send a comic through the mail: 1. Do NOT pack and send it in a reused bubble mailing with someone else’s address label still attached to it. 2. Do NOT “reinforce” it with ONE flimsy piece of cardboard that doesn’t even cover the whole comic. SMDH

Never seen an Avatar film. Haven’t seen any Back To The Future. Zero desire. Only in the past 9 years have I watched any Alien, Ghostbusters or Indiana Jones films.

Name a character you love the IDEA of but don’t necessarily need to read a series for them? Me? I love The Silver Surfer but mainly as a guest star/plot device.

Me, going online after realizing that @chrissamnee.bsky.social stuck to his word from last October about it being his last Bat-ober. 🦇

Been reading a lot of Wonder Woman lately and just amazed at the art talent present throughout. Who’s on your Mt. Rushmore of WW artists? Mine are: George Pérez, Cliff Chiang, Phil Jimenez and Adam Hughes.

Manly tears at 11 AM on a Saturday morning. @ryannorth.ca, #dannorton & #ianherring 🫡

Comics opinion: Dan Mora reminds me of George Pérez. Lines are gorgeous, draws 2 books a month, excels at team books. Daniel Warren Johnson recalls Jack Kirby. Draws worlds on his pages. Seemingly has ideas for ages. Chris Samnee is our Alex Toth. Master of mood and shadow. We’re in great hands.

What comics artist do you think has made the biggest impact on the industry with only a limited amount of published work? #comics

Kinda excited for the new Fantastic Four film. Word is they finally got it right. The Invisible Woman has always been my favorite FF character and I’ve been pretty fortunate to get some nice art of her from the likes of @jimlee.bsky.social, Ron Frenz and Mike Wieringo over the years.

Dared to enter the closet that is a tesseract and found my Gen 13 #1 signed by @jimlee.bsky.social, @jscottcampbell.bsky.social & @alexgarnerart.bsky.social. Haven’t seen this in, easily, fifteen years.

Growing Gen X is wild. It’s knowing a time before computers while carrying a Bat-phone in your back pocket. It’s still remembering your deceased granny’s phone number while not having memorized a number in years. It’s not knowing who most celebrities are while calling your nephews Frick and Frack.

Aww, man. Rest in peace. The man did have a complicated legacy but without him, you don’t get the epic Claremont/Byrne X-Men, Byrne’s FF, Frank Miller’s DD or Secret Wars. Many built the foundation but he shored it up and kept it from crumbling.

Posted this four and a half years ago. Since then he done Detective Comics starring Batman. Did a three year sting on World’s Finest. Currently the artist of Superman AND Justice League Unlimited. Next up, the DC/Marvel crossover, Batman/Deadpool. Dan Mora is the truth.

Got a friend who micro-directs every new Superman trailer. Yesterday, I had to stop him. I’m sick of takes. Know what I want from a new Superman movie? For it not to break my heart the way “The Man of Steel” did. That’s the bar.

Announcing that I’ve officially come to terms with being called “Unc” or “OG” now. The journey was a tough but welcome one. Now, excuse me, I have to listen to some Sade and think about BBQ.

Been really digging the current X-Factor run. It’s been my favorite of the most recent X-rebrand. Just sat down and read the latest issue only to find out that it was the final issue, as well. It was a wonderfully well-crafted good time. 🫡 @manruss.bsky.social, @robotjq.bsky.social & Co.

Me reacting to Marvel’s creative team for Deadpool/Wolverine after seeing DC’s creative team for Batman/Deadpool.

Just read the sad news that writer Peter David passed away. I owe him a great debt as his Sin-Eater Saga in Spectacular Spider-Man inspired me to write. I’d written before but somehow, his words stirred me to action. I’m eternally grateful. Rest in peace and thank you.

Unpopular opinion: Bruce Wayne did NOT die on the night his parents were killed. Bruce Wayne exists but very much from a place of heartbreak. Batman became this hurt little boy’s way to deal with this heartache. Batman is a name Bruce Wayne gave his grief.

Just read of the passing of one of my favorite artists, Jackson “Butch” Guice. He had did of my favorite Superman runs and his work on Winter Soldier was extraordinary. He was always one of those guys who made it easier to buy a comic if his name was on it. Rest in peace and thank you.

Work convo: “Remember back in The 80’s when they tried to make macadamia nuts a thing?”

This took 45 years to get here.

Do not speak to me until Daredevil: Born Again, Season Two.

Went to Awesome Con last week and I’m honestly not dogging it out but some things need changing. The bulk of the vendors there were folks selling prints. Prints of pop culture IP. Think that one movie frame from a Harry Potter movie but someone drew it. I know I’m not the target audience but..

For the six or seven of you who remember me from comics blogging, I wrote a post celebrating my blog, “Seven Hells!” 20th Anniversary. Thrill to the thrilling* reasons why it began and ended and what I’ve been doing since. *Thrilling is entirely subjective.

I kinda need to start reading this stack of comics I got last week from @fantomcomics.bsky.social. 😮‍💨🥳

Daredevil Born Again, Episode 5 had the Marvel Team-Up none of us knew we needed.

Just rode the elevator with my 101 year old neighbor. He’s a WWII veteran. Still drives his car to church and is as sharp as a tack. Super nice fella. He’d just gotten back from our roof deck. First thing, he says is, “Spring is finally here!” I’m not sure why but that kinda melted my heart.

Saw a man walking down the street in a Chuck E. Cheese costume and quietly prayed it would be the weirdest thing that I see today.

Hadn’t read this in over 40 years. It was gloriously insane!

Happy 8th anniversary to the guy I saw trip on the sidewalk while holding a bottle of wine on Valentine’s Day. I hope you two are still together.

Yesterday, my Lyft driver asked if I needed quiet. Five stars and 100% tip.

Two coworkers have come in flashing their Christmas engagement rings and all I can think is dudes need to call some new plays.

I got original Lego, comic art, comics, Smurf glasses, records, books about records, a hoodie and socks. I feel understood.

Raising a glass to memes for showing me that the thing I always had wasn’t just me seeing things in lens flare, just astigmatism. 🥃

Watching a movie where a married man buys a robot that looks like Megan Fox and expects no problems.

Every Christmas I think about watching the Rankin-Bass, “Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer” special and then I remember how trash everyone was, especially Santa, to Rudolph and fuck ‘em.

If there’s one thing I’m gonna do, it’s let you know how tired I am.

Tony Stark makes you feel. He's a cool exec with a heart o' steel. As Iron Man, all jets ablaze! He's fightin' and smitin' with repulsor rays! Amazin' armor! That's Iron Man! A blazin' power! That's Iron Man!