This is the future that libertarians want

I’m not an anti-tech extremist or anything but every few weeks when I’m on PornHub I search for “spaniel” just to fuck with the algorithms

Defunked

So many people *would be remiss* these days, but who among us actually has the courage to *be* remiss?

So close

Andrew's Painters are in the house @mattalbertson.bsky.social

The system works

Do you have Prince Andrew in a can?

Happy Valentine’s Day youtu.be/fLz8lEOjNSI?...

eBay, sometimes

When Antifa members curse, is it called antifanity

Got a Wii for the cat

New Jersey’s only growth industries are liquor stores, dispensaries, casinos, and rehabs. The economy in this state would be total shit if it weren’t for denial and recidivism.

Justice Brennan, not a fan of the shadow docket (Paris Adult Theatre I v. Slaton, 1973)

Was it something I said

L: Cat furniture R: rug for wiping your feet from Lowe’s

“I stopped going to that gas station because of the Sikh who asks my wife why we don’t have children” #NewJersey

Sums it up perfectly (courtesy of www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2025/09/no-m...)

These days you never know

Dratf beer

“If workers aren’t at the table, they’re probably on the menu.” -Andy Levin unionbase.org/p/what-rep-l...

Spoiler alert but it’s Kevin Spacey

Social media: “What perfect albums came out when you were 16?” Us: (provide personally identifying information that will allow robots to harvest and resell our external organs)

Trenton makes (outs)

My gay what?

No one: Life:

I told the ACLU to fuck off

Philadelphia is in the house #NoKings

He could have fooled me. I can’t believe it’s the same guy!

Winn, with Nixon

"If you Jersey, you Jersey" www.nytimes.com/2025/05/18/n...

For Sebadoh fans only

I can't unhear this and now @tommarcinko.bsky.social can't either youtu.be/LyVkW_55wn0?...

I don’t know if @trumptakeegg.bsky.social is still a thing but (The Last Drop Coffeehouse, Philadelphia)

"Go apeshit!" --me, trying to get apeshit stains out of my shirt

Well this took an unexpected turn

What if I’m more of a one nightstand kind of guy

Detournement, “A Canadian Dream” from Semiotext(e) #17, 1994

Lois Lane

Trader Joe’s, Marlton, NJ @trumptakeegg.bsky.social

Happy belated Presidents’ Day @shirtsthatgohard.bsky.social

When I hear “nasty, brutish, and short,” I think of a dachshund

Hell of a name for a law firm

“they were reassured it was…for national enemies and ‘terrorists’ who deserved it” Robert O. Paxton, The Anatomy of Fascism

I would hope so but how would you know

Dude it’s January

Men’s room

I plan to be here a while