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Too much sauce ruins the pizza.
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As it turns out, I'm not hip 2 2day's slang & almost had 2 fist fight a gen Zeta. Apparently they were asking if I was ok w/pepperoni on my pizza, but it sounded like Kilng'on war speak. So. You know. KA'PLAH.
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As it turns out, I'm not hip 2 2day's slang & almost had 2 fist fight a gen Zeta. Apparently they were asking if I was ok w/pepperoni on my pizza, but it sounded like Kilng'on war speak. So. You know. KA'PLAH.
1 day ago
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Does no one else find it odd that: "BALL IS LIFE" APPLIES TO LITERALLY EVERY SPECIES ON EARTH CURRENTLY? Anything and everything can be distracted. With the right ball. Every living thing goes crazy for them. Especially humans. No one else finds that weird?
#justmeiguess
#showerthought
1 day ago
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THE PRO LIFE PARTY IN ACTION.
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1 day ago
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When I sneeze it sounds like I'm screaming "RUSSIA" and I had to turn the mic off on my phone because Gemini kept activating and pulling up related search results. Weird reason to end up on some list, eh?
#fml
1 day ago
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Just purchased the very LAST 6 pack of Resurrection Ale (by the Brewers Art which suddenly shut down) that my local liquor store will EVER receive and I am NOT ok. Mourning the loss of this PERFECT ale more than some people tbh.
#RIP
#beer
#baltimore
#sad
#ale
#brewersart
1 day ago
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Same county, from what I understand, currently getting one of those new ICE detention warehouses with the "BIO-INCINERATORS" installed.
#maryland
#governorwesmoore
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5 days ago
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I've decided to take all the One Piece stuff my friends always gift me and set up an altar/serial-killer style board with it all in the hidden crawl space behind my closet. Real creepy like. Just in case my house is raided in the near future.
#onepiece
#keepemontheytoes
5 days ago
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Decided 2 let my cravings take the lead @ the grocer 2day instead of taking a list & came home w/mushrooms, yogurt covered raisins, summer sausage, grape nuts & frozen naan. WTF am I going 2 make w/that. Also I forgot my Marmite. Which is what I went in for.
#menopause
#brainfog
#weirdcravings
5 days ago
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Seriously considering taking over and colonizing the Pacific Ocean Trash Patch. Start my own micro-nation. Seems solid enough.
#whynot
5 days ago
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No words.
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7 days ago
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Hey Maryland.....
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7 days ago
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Watching my 8yr old niece play Hogwarts Legacy (a gift from her Grandpop) and wondering if Rowling knows about Sirona. Because Sironas entire in game arc and related side missions are about her transition from Wizard to Witch and it's pretty fucking BEAUTIFUL.
#magicisforeveryone
7 days ago
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I find it disconcerting that the El Paso Airport was shut down at the exact moment I made myself cheap tacos with El Paso brand shells and salsa. Coincidence? I think not.
#ElPaso
#Texas
#aliens
#tacos
7 days ago
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Are we SURE Groening hasn't just been Nostradomus in hiding all this time? ARE WE SURE?!?
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9 days ago
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If you need a brush up course on Deities? MAY I RECOMMEND ANY SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI GAME EVER? YOU'RE WELCOME.
#games
#SMT
#religion
#mythology
#oddlyaccurate
#MARA
9 days ago
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Knittin' Knowledge. Crochet Courage. Weaving Wisdom. Reminds me of the 3 Sisters of Fate. Clotho, Atropos and Lachesis.
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9 days ago
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Pretty sure if Face-Biter could talk, he'd sound a whole lot like Benedict Cumberbatch. Face-Biter is one of my cats. For clarification.
#tuesdaytuesdaytuesday
9 days ago
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"why are you so mean" IM SORRY DID I JUST BEAT YOU WITH A BELT? OR SIMPLY SAY NO? IM REWATCHING STARFLEET ACADEMY WHILE I EAT DINNER AND IF YOU DONT LIKE IT, WATCH TV IN YOUR OWN ROOM.
#KIDSTODAY
13 days ago
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Tomorrow never comes, if we do not conquer today. Today our world is rife with hate, greed, cults, racism and misogyny. Until we deal with this, tomorrow is a fantasy. It will never dawn.
#lookpastyourownnose
13 days ago
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Italy? He can't mess with you guys. In your nation he's just another fat American tourist. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SHOW HIM A "GOOD TIME" GRAZIE.
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13 days ago
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What I like about aging, is the longer I live, the less I give a fuck. Some1 tried 2 make me feel bad 4 being in my 50s & excited 2 complete my 1st LEGO set. Well bud, u should know Im also obsessed w/animation, puppetry & gaming. I didn't get 2 have a childhood. I'm catching up on lost time.
#F.U
13 days ago
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Everyone thinks Harambe is what fucked up the time line. NO ONE REMEMBERS THE WEASEL. The Weasel in The large Hadron Collider that shut it down FOR weeks. Y'all. WE ARE LIVING IN THE WEASELS TIME LINE.
#IMJUSTSAYIN
15 days ago
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Stephen Kings short story: 'The Langoliers' Is one of the most horrifying things he's ever conceived of. Because it's basically true and no one can stop them. History eaters. How do you fight such a thing? You don't.
#horror
#authors
#stephenking
#life
#normalpeople
#fear
15 days ago
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If you're from Baltimore and love craft beer? I HAVE TERRIBLE NO GOOD NEWS. The Brewers Art is NO MORE. Just spent my last 14 bucks on the last 6 pack of 'Resurrection Ale' my local liquor store will EVER receive. It was my go-to ale. I will never emotionally recover from this.
#sad
15 days ago
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WHOOAA WE'RE HALF WAY THERRRE, WHOA-OH LIVING ON THE MERR.......Y
#onepiece
#lego
#pirates
#oda
#halfwaydone
#anime
#ilovesanji
15 days ago
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Democrats taking a seat from the Republicans IN TEXAS, is WAFFLE HOUSE levels of ALARM and EMERGENCY. It also means we are winning the fight against hate.
#wewillsurvive
#freedomwillprevail
#nomorehate
17 days ago
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FAMILY SCANDAL INCOMING. So. My brother has been secretly designing & creating ships & characters & stories. ALL STAR TREK. WHY WOULD HE HIDE THIS?! ITS FREAKING AWESOME?!? I want him 2 be surprised by views & likes. HELP?
#startrek
#family
#music
#starfleet
#art
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Sylvia Travers is a fictional Progressive Rock musician from the 23rd century, currently serving as a Workbee Pilot/Technician aboard the U.S.S. Krakatoa NCC-5350. All songs are from Star Trek episod...
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17 days ago
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Hot Dish is just Shepards Pie with tater tots, instead of mashed potatos, on top. In case anyone was wondering what the secret to it is.
#fightme
20 days ago
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You kno the scene in 'Being John Malkovich' where every1 in the restaurant is talking but all he hears is MALKOVICH over & over again? Next WH press conference every reporter should do that. Just replace every single word with: EPSTEIN. EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN? EPSTEIN, EPSTEIN EPSTEIN, EPSTEIN.
20 days ago
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Oh you want to raise home prices do ya? So only those who already own a home get that sweet sweet property value rating? Watch me devalue the entire town by simply refusing to up-keep the jungle I call a yard. Hell, I might even drop a bathtub out front. THERES NO MORE RULES ANYWAY.
#monsters
20 days ago
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I apologize for the lack of context, but I've colored in so many cocks for my sister's wall of cock that I'm all cocked out and I still have like 30 cocks to color in and I never want to see another cock again in my life. No I don't mean roosters.
#allcockedout
#art
20 days ago
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My nieces recently found out that I was born before the Internet and the youngest wants to know, UNIRONICALLY: "How did people survive all the TERADACTYLS back then"? Please feel free to share your own theories, so I can then share them with her.
#teradactylseverywhere
23 days ago
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They need to re-release STAR TREK: THE VOYAGE HOME in theaters again. I feel like some people need a reminder about what Star Trek actually embodies and why New Star Trek is just as amazing for the new generations, as it was for all of us throughout the decades.
#stophating
#startrekisforevery1
23 days ago
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Y'all. Pray 4 neighbors immortal soul. The man just got his driveway clear & the plow just pushed the entire streets worth of snow directly in2 his driveway because it's right @ the end of the cul de sac. It's like 6 ft high. I've never seen an elder hippie so mad in my life.
#onmywaytohelpdig
23 days ago
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So I use Spotify 2 listen 2 music while I'm bathing. No account or anything. Just type in the genre 4 what I'm in the mood 4. This last week, more & more random & quite frankly weird & awful christian rock anthems have found their way in2 play, regardless of genre or playlist chosen.
#wtf
#spotify
23 days ago
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Coffee Consideration of the day: If Eden is a real place, (taking in2 account the descriptor of 2 cherubs w/spinning flaming swords protecting the entrance) Id venture to say that Eden is most likely on another planet within a binary star system.
#ineedsleep
#goodmorning
24 days ago
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Multipass.
27 days ago
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BOARD of Peace or BORED of peace? They think they're so clever.
27 days ago
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Parts of Maine and Philly are now on the chopping block like Minnesota. I'm bettin Baltimore City is next. Western and Southern Maryland have already complied completely. Hagerstown is building a new ICE detention camp. Right now.
#Baltimore
#Maryland
#GovernorMoore
#MayorScott
27 days ago
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I am THOUROUGHLY enjoying Starfleet Academy, it's really fun and I'm honestly surprised at how hard I'm laughing one moment, then suddenly at the edge of my seat chewing my nails the next. Loving all the Easter eggs as well, very nostalgic!
#startrek
#starfleetacademy
#whalesinspace
#shenanigans
27 days ago
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I'm guessing a diplomat asked about Epstein.
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29 days ago
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Suspicious Hot Dish? RECIPE PLEASE!
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29 days ago
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I miss going to the record shop to find new albums.
#feelingsad
29 days ago
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I feel like John Waters should do a Baltimore version of 'Leaving Las Vegas'. But call it "Hauling Ass out of Harm City" and instead of liquor they just eat crabs to the death. Id pay good money to watch that.
#baltimorepride
#charmcity
#harmcity
#johnwaters
#movies
#ineedhelp
about 1 month ago
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The Monks should be near Virginia now. Trekking through snow in sandals & robes. Sleeping in tents. When they reach MD, I will b joining them 4 as long as I can. They need hot meals & tea. Water, fruit & veggies, showers, new tents/blankets and SOLIDARITY in the face of fascism. They seek peace.
about 1 month ago
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Horror movie in the 70/80s. Pilgrim camp in the woods. Mud people came out of a river. Pilgrims found a mute girl, but she was actually a demon & the ending scene is her eyes turning yellow like a cats. NO ONE REMEMBERS THIS MOVIE IM LOSING MY MIND. HELP.
#movies
#retrohorror
#80s
#blockbuster
about 1 month ago
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Enacting Martial Law on fellow Gen-xers and millennials is not going to end well for the 700 Club.
#WHATEVER
#sellouts
about 1 month ago
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The only thing more difficult in life than Katamari Damacys Cow level? Nintendos 80s hit: The Legend of Kage. 35+ fucking years and I STILL can not get past the first level. Stupid butterflies! I BEAT CUPHEAD ON HARD MODE. COME ON!!
about 1 month ago
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Hey Leavitt, who was it again, that you said was murdering babies in that press conference y'all held last year? Hmmmmm...
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about 1 month ago
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