I'm an anarchist and a witch. I dont much care for what's going on these days. If you feel the same, stop complying. Or end up the enemy. Dealers choice.

In 2026 during the midterms, do not let anyone bully you. They are hired thugs. Ignore them. Cast your vote.

Black Friday gonna be bunk this year. We can't even afford sales right now. Basic food staples take the entire budget. Thanks Miller/Vought/Yarvin/Musk/Bezos and friends. You guys are the best. Fuck you. #doomed

We still have time to wall off DC.

They are acting like they will be in office for the rest of their lives. Let's remind them of the values The United States of America actually encompasses. We don't do kings. #itstime #takeourhomeback #ourwhitehouse #goldisgaudy

This is not how voting works. I'm sharing this so people do not feel scared to vote. There is no place on any ballot allotted for personal grievance. No ones reading shit.

I don't know why us ladies don't capitalize on mens fear of us. We could own this entire planet.

The war in Portland is OVER.

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I have too many real world friends named Sarah and it's starting to become troublesome keeping track of which Sarah I'm having a conversation with. I'm thinking about just making a Sarah Harem, but instead of sex we all just hangout and eat smash burgers. #efficientsolutions

Watched Netflixes Ed Gein series. I don't know what bet Hunman lost to be thrown into that absolute mess, but atleast he threw himself into the role completely. Though IMPO Roseanne's sister was the best part of the entire show. #charliehunmandancingnakedinaskinsuit #monster #edgein

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I think most farms will soon be corporate owned.

It would be great if all of our elected leadership would stop playing popularity games like they are in gradeschool and instead focus on the betterment of the society they were elected to represent. Tired of the he said/she said power grab bullshit. #oligarchy

Introduced my 7 yr old niece 2 old Final Fantasy. While exploring houses she said she wished you could do that in real life. I said "well technically you can" & apparently she just got grounded 4 breaking in2 the neighbors house & rifling through their things. My sister is furious. #adultingishard

Heard you were calling generals fat when the booze had you feeling brave

Preach David, PREACH.

Pretty sure the grim reaper knows I'm coming for it's job once I reach the other side and that's why I'm not dead yet. #gigeconomy #efficientreapingofsouls #ivegotbigplans

Just woke up from a dream involving a larger than Kaiju sized space toad landing on Earth and obliterating the entirety of the Mid-Atlantic region with a single croak. Also, Good Morning! #goodmorning #dreams #weird

"If we lose hope, we're doomed." We must continue Dr. Jane Goodall's mission and all fight for the future of the planet.

They did not just threaten WIC. TELL ME IM HALLUCINATING.

1 transgender shooter GOP: "We must institutionalize all transgenders!" 47,209 white male shooters GOP: "This is the cost of freedom."

Who came first, Roy Orbison or Dr. Octopus? Cause I'm pretty sure they are the same person. #batman #droctopus #royorbison

Live from "war ravaged" Portland

Inside a New York City federal immigration courthouse, ProPublica reporter @tilleckert.com watched an ICE agent slam a woman, Monica Moreta-Galarza, to the ground as she begged for her husband to not be taken away. Listen to Eckert tell what happened.

With all the talk of the left being terrorists, does anyone else remember this

This is beyond pale.

On my tacos. He's warming his ass on my tacos. They are still in the bag. I walked away for one second. #fml #tacocat #tacobell #iwashungrybuthescute #cats #blackcats

My tots and pears to the folk of Portland being forced by antifa to do yoga and bathe in patchouli. Absolutely horrifying. How could this happen?

"Don't provoke the right, or bad things will happen" My dude? The "right" has been in a state of provocation since the Carter days and terrible things have happened nonstop during both of your terms. So .......release the files. #breadandcircuses #exhausted #ineedasnickers

How much you want to bet that the people who designed and built the bunkers for these billionaires installed back doors? #justsaying

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Vet weighed my boy. 12 pounds. She then told me he might be underweight. IS HE A HOUSE CAT OR A FULL ON PANTHER? Because at 1 year old I feel like 12 pounds is....large. #cats #vets #blackcats #what

The illegal aliens y'all just AUSWHITZED, JD?

Obama had no issues.....

There goes my Greek style vanilla bean. I hardly knew ye, Chobani. But I'm sad to see you go.

Friends and family text me: "OMG WHY WONT THEY F*CK OFF" Friends and family don't text me: (Rocking in a corner) "WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME" There's no in-between. #introvert #intovertlife #friends #family #phones #socialmedia #life

It just never ends with these perverts parading as puritans.

Thinking about my old roommate that used to serenade me, unsolicited, with an acoustic guitar through the bathroom door everytime I pooped. Peak roommate experience, I highly recommend it. #roommates #housing #apartments

SO. After 300 total gameplay hours, I FINALLY TOOK DOWN SIMON and finished my 2nd play through. Now I'm finally trying out No Man's Sky and I have no idea wtf I'm doing. #gaming #games #nomanssky

As long as the old guard politicians in power continue to sideline their own younger talent? Fascism will thrive. #dobetterdemocrats #endorseyoursuccessors #youcanendthisnow

All I ever wanted was to be a beautiful famous ballerina that also starred in movies when I wasn't relic hunting and or pirating. I don't think that was too much to ask for, but apparently the universe disagreed. #itsjustnotfair

Have the Raptors come to carry off the worst of us yet? #theraptor #ithoughtdinosaurswerethedevilswork

Who needs the rapture. I'm already 10 steps ahead.

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