if youre over 25 and you know what the Bop House is a) it's time to log off b) I have a story in new york magazine today for YOU!!! www.vulture.com/article/bop-...

wrote about ragebait porn and the business behind "extreme" sex stunts: www.vulture.com/article/bonn...

spent all week talking to students at kai cenat's Streamer University, who describe the dorms as "a war zone" www.vulture.com/article/kai-...

I watched many hours of Call Her Daddy to understand what makes Alex Cooper a good interviewer (and she is, even if she's not a tough one!) www.vulture.com/article/alex...

i wrote about IT-GREDIENTS www.vox.com/culture/3973...

well folks, www.vox.com/culture/3936...

imo this is because americans broadly do not consider themselves part of a society. cars are private, meaning you don’t have to interact with anyone you don’t choose to. they’re kind of a physical manifestation of thatcher’s whole thing about society only being individuals and families

cannot believe some of u are logging on for the first time since december 20th....... whats that like

wrote about my ~glow up~ www.vox.com/culture/3930...

wrote about how a whole lot of americans are just as blackpilled as luigi mangione www.vox.com/culture/3909...

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fine

every tweet is about twitter and every skeet is about bluesky ...... both are boring to me

there are 2 genders

posters on bluesky are like the Careers in the hunger games

world war 3 will be between shitposters and uwus

Bluesky influencer (100 followers)

I almost never smoke weed but i’m really high rn and scrolling thru this app is an out of body experience

Does anyone play stardew valley here? If so is there anything fun left after the movie theater or am I pretty much done

Ummm - why are there shrimp tails in my cereal? (This is not a bit)

I think everyone should own 75 towels per household

the feeling that other ppl get when they’re on tiktok (i’m so old, what is happening) is how I feel on this app