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The chair company is so incredibly absurd

I called Jira yucky today and that started my day with a smile

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Remember the trove of media I acquired with lost GD footage from the '82 Jamaica music fest + much more? Good: 1300 tapes saved (link) We've a film deal with rolling stone for the lost documentary that was found about the fest! But I need more $ to get the final tapes archive.org/details/mark...

And exhale...

Problem exists between prompter and keyboard

I don't understand how people are skeptical about AI

Oh hi SEA

Casually deciding to separate my 2.4 and 5 GHz networks into separate SSIDs in my overly connected home was a great way to waste half a day 🫠 Here's hoping I see better reliability in certain devices, especially matter over thread

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It feels like my time as a middle manager over relying on my unconscious bias from past experience is really setting me up for a career as an out of touch senior executive.

A little decoration to make it mine

Just dawned on me that music is the only fine art that is also a liberal art... Rad.

Before I make a new slack channel at work I first go through and see how many I can archive first. This is a form of harm reduction.

This phish name is p good

Never miss a Tuesday show!

I got a copy of balatro, but I don't really see what all the fuss is about

For tonight's Seder there are 4 toddlers at the table. The plan is to break up the Seder and watch the Rugrats passover episode (Season 3, episode 23) instead of telling the passover story. Will report back.

I'm an adult who spends my money on adult things

Installing homebrew on my synology feels wrong... but oh so right! Great Tutorial -> cdalvaro.io/2025/02/02/s...

Hey London peeps, what food should I not miss while in town

Just wow music.youtube.com/watch?v=zHWW...

Just closed basically all of my outstanding GitHub issues... some were MANY years old and unresolved. Let's see how that goes 😂

Keep finding folks on here I should absolutely be following but am not. Didn't use any migration tools. Hmu if we are friends and I'm not following you.

I need to actively work on channeling the things that make me feel young and managing the things that make me feel old and grumpy.

Logging into blind for companies I no longer work at is my reality tv

Millennial stank face activated #honk

And so it begins

Dan Da Dan is so wild

Rice is great if your toddler is really hungry and you want to pick up 2000 of something

I forgot to zero my scale before pouring the water in my pour over this morning. I feel tareable about it.

If that junk drawer gets stuck 2 to 3 hundred more times I'm going to do something about it

Just realized the top button on my jeans has been undone for who knows how long this evening, it definitely didn't start this way. This feels like subconscious self care.

Hanukkah with a toddler is explaining to them every evening that you don't blow the candles out like birthday cakes

You know you have potentially over automated your house when a failed router update means you have to power cycle the entire home 🫠

New year resolution. Ensure I read a document top-to-bottom before making comments.

I think I might be addicted to "second date update" brain rot videos

I just caught myself doing "millennial face" while jamming to some nasty drum and bass at my desk. Damnit Gen Z, why do you have to ruin everything.

If we are friend in real life, or mutuals on another social network, and I'm not following you please lmk. Lot's of noise on here, I promise it isn't personal.

Just discovered the GOOGLFINANCE function in Sheets and it is SUPER COOL 👀

What do y'all think is the Semveryness of logging changes. Adding new logging to INFO Moving logging from INFO to DEBUG Curious how folks feel

Nothing quite like leveraging data to shut down entitled squeaky wheels

Funny to think that not so long ago this was my spicy alt.

Hallo Berlin

Cześć Warsaw 👋

Only way to be 10x is to build 10x products, which is a team sport.

@chromakode.com MAAAAAAAAX

It's alive!