Donald Trump's greatest crime will end up being turning Canada into a two party state (not valid in Quebec)

2013 me is going crazy about this

Oh so now everyone's mad when the new housing is affordable

The real trick would be to keep the annual "fall back" and just ditch the "spring forward"

When the prohibitive-favorite American figure skater biffs it on his final skate: lol When the prohibitive-favorite Canadian curling team doesn't make it out of the round robin: I hear the ice is bad can't blame them

Curling fight and quad god biffing it on the same day? Blessed.

Corey Dropkin can go **** a ****

Listening to the American commentary on the curling because I enjoy being spoken to like I'm 5 years old

Can anyone recommend a resume consultant in Vancouver? Looking to pay someone, not AI.

Who should I vote for for Onecity nominee? I have like 10 spare seconds to make this decision.

Vic Rauter voice: "Kerri Einarson"

And you will know me by the trail of stickers that my son stuck to my clothes which fell off over the course of the day

Vic Rauter voice: "Kerri Einarson"

UBC moved their email to Microsoft and now you need to call someone ON THE PHONE to enable IMAPS if you want to use a non-microsoft email client

Baby's at that stage where he definitely isn't crawling but if you turn your back on him for a minute he's somehow teleported himself 5 feet to the right

Too many kids RSVP'd to my son's birthday this weekend. 13 three, four and five year olds in the same room. I'm going to die

Petition to heritage protect the Toys R Us sign so the new store has to keep both it and the bow mac sign.

Who else up dismantling their Christmas tree

I think about this tweet literally every day when my kid goes "hey look what I can do!"

Trying to do the math here. OKC is the undisputed best team in the league but the Spurs are unquestionably better than them. Ok. That's fine.

Told my 4 year old it's a tradition to have a bath after lunch on Christmas day and he bought it without batting an eye

Late December at UBC. Students have gone home. Faculty are marking exams at their ski chalets in Whistler. Campus belongs to The Staff.

Happy property tax day to everyone who loves paying their property taxes. Most exciting day until property assessment day on Jan 1st

Jimmy Fallon showing up in the middle of Band of Brothers has got to be the worst cameo of all time. Just some asshole with a shit eating grin dropping in the say hi in the middle of the battle of the bulge

The Gruffalo isn't a top 5 Julia Donaldson book. I could make a case it's not even top 10

My stupid baby leaned how to roll onto his tummy six weeks ago but still can't role onto his back and it's ruining my life

This is what people in Vancouver who oppose SkyTrain want. Slower than a bus!

Is it unethical to give away a Rad bikes battery that's included in the safety notice, even with full disclosure?

Christmas tree already isn't drinking water. Only 2.5 weeks to Christmas! 😬

I miss doing Advent of Code but lol even 12 days is too much right now

I still refuse to believe that Austin Reaves is good at basketball

Did my part to keep Rad bikes in business by buying a new battery for my wagon 😭

I've been negatively polarized into thinking we should kill more ostriches

Trash truck has an unrealistically tight turning radius

Pressing the "skip intro" button is a sign of low moral character

Red alert the guy across from me in the coffee shop is explaining game of thrones to a woman

My kid asked me why we buy potato chips at the grocery store every week even though we never eat them at home. I told him I keep losing them so I have to buy more. The web of lies continues to grow

We live in a 1970s wood frame apartment. My next door neighbour was genuinely surprised to learn today that we have a new baby. He's 4 months old! How has he not heard anything??

I'm going to make my team learn a new project management app next week. pray for me

"Diarrhea toddler wakes sleeping baby." take that Hemingway

I think my wife has shown me more sustained sympathy over the Blue Jays losing than when I didn't get the job I wanted and possibly even the last time I went to the ER

Kids today won't understand but making the opening of a canned drink bigger counted as a major technological advancement in the 90s

Not feeling great about losing world series but kinda nice not to be checking the score constantly while getting the kids ready for bed

"Bases loaded with one out" is something that's going to sit with me for the rest of my life

Lmao I'm going to bed #bluejays

Got the baby to sleep literally seconds before the Barger grand slam

Posted 10 minutes before the Springer Dinger and the first time all season I expressed any confidence in the Blue Jays

Jays are going to win this

My bank froze my credit card for suspected fraud and one of the suspicious transactions was the lunch place I've been going to twice a week for like 5 years

Browsed the vanpoli facebook group for the first time in 3 or 4 years and they're going off on trans people for some reason so things are still going great over there