Mike
@mike.raccoon.bike
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Bike dad in Vancouver
Late December at UBC. Students have gone home. Faculty are marking exams at their ski chalets in Whistler. Campus belongs to The Staff.
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Happy property tax day to everyone who loves paying their property taxes. Most exciting day until property assessment day on Jan 1st
9 days ago
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Jimmy Fallon showing up in the middle of Band of Brothers has got to be the worst cameo of all time. Just some asshole with a shit eating grin dropping in the say hi in the middle of the battle of the bulge
9 days ago
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The Gruffalo isn't a top 5 Julia Donaldson book. I could make a case it's not even top 10
10 days ago
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My stupid baby leaned how to roll onto his tummy six weeks ago but still can't role onto his back and it's ruining my life
11 days ago
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This is what people in Vancouver who oppose SkyTrain want. Slower than a bus!
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11 days ago
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Is it unethical to give away a Rad bikes battery that's included in the safety notice, even with full disclosure?
11 days ago
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Christmas tree already isn't drinking water. Only 2.5 weeks to Christmas! 😬
11 days ago
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I miss doing Advent of Code but lol even 12 days is too much right now
17 days ago
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I still refuse to believe that Austin Reaves is good at basketball
20 days ago
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Did my part to keep Rad bikes in business by buying a new battery for my wagon 😭
20 days ago
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I've been negatively polarized into thinking we should kill more ostriches
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26 days ago
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Trash truck has an unrealistically tight turning radius
26 days ago
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Pressing the "skip intro" button is a sign of low moral character
27 days ago
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Red alert the guy across from me in the coffee shop is explaining game of thrones to a woman
27 days ago
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My kid asked me why we buy potato chips at the grocery store every week even though we never eat them at home. I told him I keep losing them so I have to buy more. The web of lies continues to grow
about 1 month ago
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We live in a 1970s wood frame apartment. My next door neighbour was genuinely surprised to learn today that we have a new baby. He's 4 months old! How has he not heard anything??
about 1 month ago
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I'm going to make my team learn a new project management app next week. pray for me
about 1 month ago
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"Diarrhea toddler wakes sleeping baby." take that Hemingway
about 1 month ago
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I think my wife has shown me more sustained sympathy over the Blue Jays losing than when I didn't get the job I wanted and possibly even the last time I went to the ER
about 1 month ago
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Kids today won't understand but making the opening of a canned drink bigger counted as a major technological advancement in the 90s
about 1 month ago
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Not feeling great about losing world series but kinda nice not to be checking the score constantly while getting the kids ready for bed
about 2 months ago
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"Bases loaded with one out" is something that's going to sit with me for the rest of my life
about 2 months ago
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Lmao I'm going to bed
#bluejays
about 2 months ago
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Got the baby to sleep literally seconds before the Barger grand slam
about 2 months ago
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Posted 10 minutes before the Springer Dinger and the first time all season I expressed any confidence in the Blue Jays
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about 2 months ago
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Jays are going to win this
about 2 months ago
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My bank froze my credit card for suspected fraud and one of the suspicious transactions was the lunch place I've been going to twice a week for like 5 years
2 months ago
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Browsed the vanpoli facebook group for the first time in 3 or 4 years and they're going off on trans people for some reason so things are still going great over there
2 months ago
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My in-laws judge us for hiring a housecleaner but the fact is that raising a family now is different than it was back then. For instance, they didn't have to scroll in the evenings
2 months ago
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The Blue Jays rolling out a pitcher with like 20 big league innings in the second game of the playoffs and having him obliterate the Yankees is gonna make me take back every bad thing I've said about this team for the last five years
2 months ago
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Can't wait to watch One Battle After Another the way PTA intended: streaming on my shitty TCL tv with Bluetooth headphones in 40 minute chunks after the kids go to bed
2 months ago
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Me on the way to the bathroom while both kids are crying
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2 months ago
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I decided I'm getting fat so I didn't buy any snacks at the grocery store last weekend but now it's Wednesday and I don't have any snacks??
3 months ago
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Made it to the end and enjoyed it thoroughly but have to admit I was disappointed there wasn't a surprise eyeball infection in the finale
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3 months ago
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Incredible how bad the US constitution is. In normal countries if you can't pass a budget you just call an election. 250 years and they haven't figured that out
3 months ago
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I respect this man
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In Ely, racer sets unofficial world record for marathon while portaging a canoe
Paul Shol, who ran 26.2 miles carrying a kevlar solo canoe, celebrated his victory in a most Minnesotan way.
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3 months ago
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Me watching other people's kids happily engaging with the teacher during swimming lessons
3 months ago
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Going for a full episode start to finish tonight 🤞
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3 months ago
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I've found the trick to raising a happy toddler is to just give him whatever he wants
3 months ago
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I'm just saying if Sturko was an NDP plant on a mission to infiltrate and destroy BC's right wing parties, what would she be doing differently
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3 months ago
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My bike was making a weird scraping noise for like 4 months and I didn't do anything about it and finally just went away on its own. Good life lesson really.
3 months ago
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I get half an hour to myself in the evenings after the kids are in bed and chores are done so I'm watching Alien Earth chaos style: in 30 minute chunks without regard for episode beginnings and ends
3 months ago
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Who funds the octonauts???
3 months ago
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We need to put the people who design collapsible strollers in charge of other aspects of our society because they've really figured that one out
3 months ago
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The 3 year old had a 10/10 meltdown at dinner and refused to touch his salmon. An hour later we get him back to the table and he takes a bite and literally his first words were "hmmm not bad". I lost my shit.
3 months ago
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Best bit in my household right now is whenever the baby wakes up I tell my wife we have a Woke Baby
4 months ago
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This has proved so successful that I've expanded it to potato chips as well. Turns out lying to your kids rocks
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4 months ago
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Pardon me?
4 months ago
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It brings me no pleasure to admit that Justin Trudeau was probably the only national leader built for this moment
4 months ago
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