Oh you're a millennial Vancouverite? How many times have you made out in a car2go?

I feel a bit bad for these people but I also have to give them a big "c'mon man smarten up"

Ok who should I vote for for onecity nominations?

My 4 year old stopped walking suddenly on the way to daycare and said "daddy I have dice in my socks". He proceeds to take off his shoe, pull off his sock and shake out three (3) dice. No explanation for why they were in there.

Wimmeltown is racially segregated

3+ hours now. We're subsisting on soft serve and beer.

90 minutes and counting holding off of horseshoe bay 🙃 if you're reading this and own any watercraft larger than a kayak please come rescue my family

I wake up and the whole timeline is complaining about urban dog owners. And it's not even my birthday!

People are having trouble distinguishing good faith criticisms of bluesky from bad faith criticisms of bluesky and that's a point in favour of the good faith criticisms

Tried to explain the internet to my 4yo and it mostly came out like obiwan describing the Force to Luke

Season three of The Pitt is just going to be doctor Robbie going through a slide deck on the social determinants of health

Folks we're heading into the most exciting sports weekend of the year: that's right it's the women's world curling championship on TSN

Donald Trump's greatest crime will end up being turning Canada into a two party state (not valid in Quebec)

2013 me is going crazy about this

Oh so now everyone's mad when the new housing is affordable

The real trick would be to keep the annual "fall back" and just ditch the "spring forward"

When the prohibitive-favorite American figure skater biffs it on his final skate: lol When the prohibitive-favorite Canadian curling team doesn't make it out of the round robin: I hear the ice is bad can't blame them

Curling fight and quad god biffing it on the same day? Blessed.

Corey Dropkin can go **** a ****

Listening to the American commentary on the curling because I enjoy being spoken to like I'm 5 years old

Can anyone recommend a resume consultant in Vancouver? Looking to pay someone, not AI.

Who should I vote for for Onecity nominee? I have like 10 spare seconds to make this decision.

Vic Rauter voice: "Kerri Einarson"

And you will know me by the trail of stickers that my son stuck to my clothes which fell off over the course of the day

Vic Rauter voice: "Kerri Einarson"

UBC moved their email to Microsoft and now you need to call someone ON THE PHONE to enable IMAPS if you want to use a non-microsoft email client

Baby's at that stage where he definitely isn't crawling but if you turn your back on him for a minute he's somehow teleported himself 5 feet to the right

Too many kids RSVP'd to my son's birthday this weekend. 13 three, four and five year olds in the same room. I'm going to die

Petition to heritage protect the Toys R Us sign so the new store has to keep both it and the bow mac sign.

Who else up dismantling their Christmas tree

I think about this tweet literally every day when my kid goes "hey look what I can do!"

Trying to do the math here. OKC is the undisputed best team in the league but the Spurs are unquestionably better than them. Ok. That's fine.

Told my 4 year old it's a tradition to have a bath after lunch on Christmas day and he bought it without batting an eye

Late December at UBC. Students have gone home. Faculty are marking exams at their ski chalets in Whistler. Campus belongs to The Staff.

Happy property tax day to everyone who loves paying their property taxes. Most exciting day until property assessment day on Jan 1st

Jimmy Fallon showing up in the middle of Band of Brothers has got to be the worst cameo of all time. Just some asshole with a shit eating grin dropping in the say hi in the middle of the battle of the bulge

The Gruffalo isn't a top 5 Julia Donaldson book. I could make a case it's not even top 10

My stupid baby leaned how to roll onto his tummy six weeks ago but still can't role onto his back and it's ruining my life

This is what people in Vancouver who oppose SkyTrain want. Slower than a bus!

Is it unethical to give away a Rad bikes battery that's included in the safety notice, even with full disclosure?

Christmas tree already isn't drinking water. Only 2.5 weeks to Christmas! 😬

I miss doing Advent of Code but lol even 12 days is too much right now

I still refuse to believe that Austin Reaves is good at basketball

Did my part to keep Rad bikes in business by buying a new battery for my wagon 😭

I've been negatively polarized into thinking we should kill more ostriches

Trash truck has an unrealistically tight turning radius

Pressing the "skip intro" button is a sign of low moral character

Red alert the guy across from me in the coffee shop is explaining game of thrones to a woman

My kid asked me why we buy potato chips at the grocery store every week even though we never eat them at home. I told him I keep losing them so I have to buy more. The web of lies continues to grow