Looking forward to four years from now when Loudoun County parents are like “yes all that’s great but there’s a trans girl on my kid’s soccer team and a teacher in Hampton Roads said something about landback so now I think this AI trained on Pat Buchanan speeches would do a good job as governor”

Is it possible we’re looking at a successful Ted Lasso-type scheme here

Interesting thing is, yelling “pedophile protector” at Trump doesn’t really tell you anything about the person’s politics

Going directly from Whole Foods to a long line to vote at Charles Houston is like going up the stairs from the lowest level of hell to only a slightly less low level of hell

The murders will continue until your attitude improves

Bro just wait until they all show up work and park a few city snowplows in front of the gate you don’t even need guns

The Exxon-Mobil Donald J. Trump Ballroom and White House Annex

Rep. @AOC: I understand that Vance believes shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, and I do not. That is a fundamental difference between Vance and I. I do not believe that the American people should be assassinated in the street.

let them testify from prison

predators famously known for protecting people

I would like to ask @bsky.app to change the naming scheme for the trending page (which I just accidentally clicked on for maybe the first time ever)

"Gray also called for addressing the national debt"

my decision to let my office365 subscription expire seems well-timed

I don't pay super close attention to announcements from CES but this year it seems like all new tech is a) AI-powered personal surveillance devices; b) marginally improved big TVs; c) home appliances that won't function without wifi

amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders

I dunno I think kidnapping the leader of a country while bombing its capital is pretty fuckin’ destabilizing Dana

Actually had some time to stop and drone on my way back from WV today

So Rubio is SecState, National Security Adviser, Archivist of the US, and now Viceroy of Venezuela?

Yeah yeah there’s drugs, oil, strongman politics, whatever…but we did this because Hegseth saw plans on the shelf and thought “that’s badass bro”

These macho roid-raging douche-bros don’t even know how to put their chud chariot into 4Low

Today we will see how much homemade Chex mix I can consume before Worcestershire sauce starts seeping out of my pores

A little late but just realizing that The Princess Bride is a Christmas movie

I feel like conservatives' use of crusader imagery is apt given that, like the crusades, this is basically just a failson jobs program

I've been to maybe half a dozen shows there and the only one I even have a vague recollection of is Hamilton and it wasn't even the original cast and I don't remember anything else about it

When they find John Doe's journals in Se7en he comes across as more normal than this guy

I have issues with how Alexandria is handling [gestures broadly] all this, but glad to see the city doing little things like providing these cards at city hall

I actually put a lot into my FSA for 2025 and, combined with the rollover from last year, it covered about 1/2 of my out-of-pocket costs for the Invisalign my dentist advised me to get as a long-term necessity. It would've covered less than 1/4 if I didn't have dental insurance

The same people who say “you don’t want healthcare to be as onerous and inefficient as the DMV” are also telling us that getting an ID at the DMV is the easiest and least burdensome thing a person can do

I don’t have kids or particularly like kids so my reaction is probably overly-dramatic but if I had George Bailey’s kids I’d probably be looking for the nearest bridge too

Probably a spicy take in Bluesky-land but one movie I don’t think we need a 24-hour marathon of is A Christmas Story

local news at my in-laws is airing reruns of news reports from like, this summer? including a segment about cops helping a local boy recover his stolen bike. The following segment was an interview with a state trooper talking about his Christian faith (that’s it, that’s the story). Riveting

The Christmas music channel at my in-laws just played Gretchen Wilson’s “Redneck Woman” and AFAICT it’s because she sings about leaving the Christmas lights up all year long. And honestly, sure why not, Redneck Woman is a Christmas song

"We Beat 'Em Before... (Portland's Version)" This idea came to me late. I think it fits really well since Portland Frog Brigade literally carries no weapons and yet ICE has no idea how to respond to them. Just feckless incompetent goons all around.

Editor: You do that color grade of the Americafest video Videographer: Sure did boss, made everyone's skin green just like you asked. Editor: what

Before Obamacare kicked in my mom’s employer didn’t provide insurance and it would’ve been prohibitively expensive to purchase on her own, so she just didn’t have any. After Obamacare she got a gold-tier plan for free which saved her $100,000+ in medical bills when she got cancer soon after

the thing about sponsoring a debate is the implicit recognition that both sides' viewpoints are valid, so this is BofA saying "women shouldn't have the same rights as men, actually" is a viewpoint they are willing to pay money to provide a platform for and is worthy of peoples' consideration

I guess the good news is that anyone he's trying to shoot will have plenty of time to get his ass while he's trying to aim with that ridiculous scope

“Only made quesadillas for one, I see”

nuclear nerds know

mixing a recording of a live show and the snare tracks were basically unusable so I had to break out my drum trigger plugin for the first time and TBH I'm going to have a hard time not just using this full time from now on it sounds so good

I guess Blanca refused to fly in the animal crate enclosure youtu.be/0Y9ZPTenJIs?...

Waiting until the hospital’s Black Friday deals start to take that dream trip to the emergency room

my grandma was a shitty racist so it seems like I already can if I wanted

For the amount of time, effort, and staff they claim to have put into this AI ad they could've easily just shot it for real “For seven weeks, we hardly slept, with up to 10 of our in-house AI and post specialists...working in lockstep with the directors." petapixel.com/2025/12/09/f...

cultures offended by certain fonts

when "bro wouldn't it be sick if..." becomes the impetus for bureaucratic policymaking

"Skillet's controversial new Christmas single" is an absolutely cursed series of words

Talarico is in a primary against a former NFL player but okay

must be so freeing to have such a lack of self awareness or shame that you wake up as this person and don't immediately put a bullet in your brain