Some days I'm Vacation Rick. Those are the good days. Some days I can remember everything I've lost.

I write "old timey space ship novels"

New business cards!

#WarpDriveIntoLove the first of the "good" books is coming to a #selfpublished shelves near you! #militaryscifi #darkromance #reverseharem

I'd stay down here even if there was a way out 🤣😅😬

"Its the Jerry episode! I love the Jerry episode! ... cuz I'm a Jerry" "No, youre a rick" - @datchubbybtch.bsky.social

Made an (re)intro video since its been awhile and also ive made a ton of progress since taking this marketing biz seriously www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8pmBU6T/

There isn't a restaurant in this region that isn't also a sports bar. I cant believe the whole place erupted over something on a hockey game while I'm eating *sushi*. Wtf.

Sleepy Gary ruined my gag reflex.

⚠️ATTN. BOOK REVIEWERS⚠️Would you like to receive a FREE e-ARC of my #book #PaladinOfStonehart in exchange for an unbiased Goodreads review? If so: send me a DM requesting your FREE e-ARC and we can talk :) #Promosky I definitely stole this post lol

Every chapter of #4000yearsofsummer feels like this

#PaladinOfStonehart is out on B&N btw www.barnesandnoble.com/w/paladin-of...

Here's another quick I Told You So ahead of time: Nothing will fundamentally change after the midterms. Global.and Local Genocide, Epstein, ICE, rising poverty, all mostly undeterred.

"What was that movie where the man was invisible? " @datchubbybtch.bsky.social "Invisible man?" We're in love btw

📖 May #promosky 📖 ✨️ Unhinged Author #scifi #monster #darkromance #cosmichorror ✨️ homesteader, almost offgrid ✨️ disabled, ND ✨️ gamer ✨️ DIY #grandmacore ✨️ bomb af sweet heat chili maker ✨️ feral leftist ✨️ writes books sometimes ✨️ @datchubbybtch.bsky.social ✨️ has #selfpublished & #free books out now

Appeachable <3

I'm simons and I write about the need to be fair Dang. Not entirely wrong. I like #scifi and #scifantasy but I dont strongly subscribe to #genre and so my books are often #genrebending. I dont go in with big ideas or lofty ideals, just characters living their loves, struggling w their struggles.

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I'm pretty close to just #selfpublishing this book. Out of a years worth of queries, only have two unanswered left (60+ days old) and then this one's off the market and onto KDP and B&N. #WarpDriveIntoLove #Querypit #Q #A #SF #DR

Warp Drive Into Love: A disillusioned starship captain takes on an alien POW to save her life, challenging the line between human desire, manufactured consent, and necessity in this #darkromance #militaryscifi. #WarpDriveIntoLove #Querypit #Q #A #SF #DR

This dark romance military sci-fi challenges the line between human failing, bad judgment, and necessity. Captain Emma Stone takes on an alien POW who is made to heal her radiation poisoning while he tries to maneuver his escape and retribution. #WarpDriveIntoLove #Querypit #Q #A #SF #DR

An unbeatable enemy’s interstellar conquest is interrupted by a disillusioned captain’s desire in this #darkromance #militaryscifi that challenges the line between snap judgments, human irrationality, and calculus of war. #WarpDriveIntoLove #Querypit #Q #A #SF #DR

Theres a point in a writers journey where the focus stops being "finish this book" and starts bring "I cant wait to start the next one". This ache is real. Only 2 chapters (planned) left in #4000yearsofsummer then its onto whatever book7 will be

Dear algo, Find me a social media that only has humans posting about their art, writing, creativity, pets, homesteads, etc.. No AI No genocidal pedo lovers Bonus points if I dont get shadowbanned for saying "genocide is bad" and "innocent people shouldn't be killed cuz of minor differences"

Who did it better, KDP or B&N ?

Do you read books? Just wondering how many people out there do.

Business cards came in the mail. I am not an artist lol

Reality is merely the universe filtered through the lens of our perception #mlp #mylittlepony #twilightsparkle #fluttershy #pinkiepie

I feel like im Bobs Burgers sometimes. I have a good product. Everyone who tries it agrees. And i perfect partner... but my business is failing and I fn hate tiki. I wouldnt ever give back 100k though lol

Can yall spot the print error. Neither can KFP support lol

@datchubbybtch.bsky.social <3 gorsh <3

From whence comes sales? #PaladinOfStonehart has not yet sold, except the ones I bought ofc. Its really good, everyone who has read it so far has liked it. But I suppose I do make the error, as an author, of writing more than promoting. You'll really enjoy this #scifantasy adventure romp. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

My wife insists I'm a Rick, But I'm definitely a Jerry. And the default tint setting is always too high.

Trying to research comps for book7 Jfc *this* is all we have for #horror / #thriller? I'm seeing The Shining and IT eclipsing novels in 2026? And I had thought #scifi had melted into drivel over the years.. oof.. But since I cant comp 40yo novels, I guess I'll havta grind thru a few :/

Why kdp? Why you do dis? Can yall see that blurry?

I may have over celebrated, and I feel extremely lethargic today. I did get some good brainstorming in for book7, probably about 300% more than required lol I have too many idea that my wife says are all good ideas.. I may need a bigger sample size.

"This is an important thing to think about."

The most meaningful day of my life was/is a simulation running at minimal capacity.

MFW youre so high that your thumbprint doesnt work anymore

You should invite me on your podcast I can be trusted on a podcast

I missed my Hayley post yesterday :( #thanksvibecoding IMHO this is where #4000yearsofsummer starts spicing up. www.royalroad.com/fiction/1535...

Making so many new accounts to spread the good word (I have a book, #published, that you can buy right now) Here's a patreon link: www.patreon.com/posts/welcom... Never thought id have one of those lol

An #agent or someone with a #mswl reads #4000yearsofsummer and says "I want that guy to write my #mswl novel". Then these agents (now theres a crowd of them) all pitch their ideas to me until one strikes a cord so I #write that novel, and I get #paid the #bigbucks too ofc. Dat #carrie money.

Hype and #impostersyndrome aside, I finally have a book that is #published #selfpublished. www.amazon.com/dp/B0GX6RRC22/

Oh no.. I realized I am very close, temporally, to needed a large volume of promotional materials. Oh no ...