Sometimes i don't see @jimhenson.bsky.social for like a week, two weeks straight . she is my free-range roommate. It's no big deal. Just want you all to know how lucky u guys are becuase im pretty sure that when she's not here (with me) she's often there (with you) . Like dandelion on the wind . Idk

Does anyone know where @jimhenson.bsky.social is

Practicing my Indian accent at the pub #cameroon

I'm at LaGuardia in case any sexy ladies want to meet up. This is bret michalems speaking

How is it an old pic of me but im younger in the picture ?? Daferk

Pissed the hell off because I learned about the pejorative term "butt rock".....which i reject and deny.

Take your lifestyle to the next level

@bretmichaels.bsky.social plans to have nothing but a good time Friday night at #soaringeaglecasino www.themorningsun.com/2025/01/18/b...

just OD'd on bluesky feed :/

I Bluesky for myself

@bretmichaels1.bsky.social @bretmichaels.bsky.social Dec 28th at the Nugget Casino Resort in Sparks Nevada. Opening the show: The Max Volume Band

Why does peace out have to mean goodbye?

Come my son, let me tell u the legend of the young monk who scaled the steep pitch of Mount Parnassus to consult the oracle of delphi with a question as old as the hanging gardens of Babylon: esos son reebok o son nike?

What now, western man???????????????

I just want to be me

Haven't been on here in a while because sometimes i feel like I can't handle the heat of being Bret

It says I have 17 followers on here but I've blocked every stranger

We must strip away the attractive gloss of villainous lifestyles/attitudes if we want world Peace

Ya dig?

I think if we put @sewerman4999.bsky.social on this reading plan in this order he could become the next great mind of our generation

Think I might put a dollar on the ground later today to pay it forward.

Sometimes when i win in 3 player smash it's cus the other 2 players were mostly attacking each other and so by the time one of them dies i have very little damage. Then if i do win, its a very lonely and cheap victory. A victory that i do not really want.

I'm getting Drunk on this

The Clown Union Strikes Back

Who in pittsburg wanna meet up

Who can relate with me in general?

Im at a loss for words in general

Cant figure this thing out

Taking the edge off 🤘