// JAYSUS, SHAN I... lmao @lazytownhero.bsky.social

// Still over on the other site because that's where most of my writing partners are, and I have a hard time splitting my attention. I'm gonna TRY, but... I also work full time now so I don't have a lot of writing time anyway. 😭

“You may think I am evil. I am not. I am efficient.” —— ↯ —— Darth Maul. Warrior. Martial artist. Soldier. Zealot. Crime Lord. A̶l̶i̶e̶n̶. …Distinctly nonhuman. Inhuman. Of the dark side, revenge and rage.

(And then, when we're off-shift, everything changes.)

Uh, on track, sir.

Okay, so, Vulcan blood is green, right? So when they, y'know, [insert exploding/sploosh hand gestures here], is THAT green?

My emotional support lizard is throwing a tantrum again. Teenagers.

Don't.

Thank god there's only one me.

Gork is going through a growth spurt again.

An Andorian diplomat was really impressed with my conduct during an assassination attempt, so now I get assigned to him every time he's on board.

// Shaking the bushes for some Captain Lorca and Captain Pike accounts. I'm mostly SNW/DISCO/TOS era

I have to have regular injections to function because of reasons. My sister COULD just put me on a weekly schedule, but, no. Instead, she's jabbing me when I least expect it.

// I'm not on here very often, so, apologies for delays and such. 😅 Gabriel is a very serious man so he tends to not gel very well with silly stuff. So I apologize if and when he just throws up his hands and walks away within the first few posts of an interaction. 😭

Reporting for duty.

— I'll smash your face in—but with a smile. Lt. Aurelia Lucius, a shortstack with a mean right hook. Security officer, tactical specialist, and a victim of terrible genetic engineering. Written by Aurelia for #StarTrekRP. Ships w/Capt. Lorca, Capt. Pike, and/or chem.