@valerapythera.bsky.social made a BIG. FAT. SIT. on the ᶦᵗᵗʸ ᵇᶦᵗᵗʸ ᵇᵒʸ for early access to 10 pieces, check out subscribestar.adult/kronguss

i need to eat someone who has a home armory or something so i can steal all their weapons for my own, it seems like the most efficient way to go about it

Mama's BIG FAT BOOTS finally came... gotta take them out on the town before breaking them in at the farm >:) (and yes my calves are hilarious i just REALLY like muay thai)

sorry for the random mouth pictures but i got a new lip pencil + gloss combo and oh my god it's actually peak bimbo 🙏🙏

SHITTY UPDATE: I tentatively have to push the date backwards - the last few days have been hospital-bound, and I should probably give myself the extra time instead of trying to rush everything this morning. I love you guys, please stay tuned!💕

HELLO my wonderful disciples! Have you missed your daily recommended dose of Vitamin MOTHER? Then let me give you the wonderful news! I will be returning to Twitch this upcoming Saturday JUNE 7th (at 5 PM CST)!!!! Mark your calendars and lock your fridges... The Empress is back!

Being a gator girl is so hard because sometimes you wake up from a dream and all your stuffed animals are missing a limb from sleepy deathrolls </3

we're literally living in n*zi g*rmany 1*84

HELLO my wonderful disciples! Have you missed your daily recommended dose of Vitamin MOTHER? Then let me give you the wonderful news! I will be returning to Twitch this upcoming Saturday JUNE 7th (at 5 PM CST)!!!! Mark your calendars and lock your fridges... The Empress is back!

@valerapythera.bsky.social Does a Magic Trick Involving 6 Cheer Leaders

when i saw chappell roan for the first time i thought philomena cunk started serving cunt

where the fuck is the so called "conservative work ethic" when it takes you losers a week to ship my ammo my god

how does this keep happening :(

making vore ASMR but you taste really yucky so it's just 20 minutes of retching

More fat girl practice courtesy of @valerapythera.bsky.social

@kronguss.bsky.social may or may not have wanted reference pics for a piece of art, and it wouldn't be the FIRST time I've modeled anyway, so..... I guess enjoy this piggy-version of IRL me in advance of International Pig Day! :3c

@kronguss.bsky.social may or may not have wanted reference pics for a piece of art, and it wouldn't be the FIRST time I've modeled anyway, so..... I guess enjoy this piggy-version of IRL me in advance of International Pig Day! :3c

Happy new year of the snake everyone 🐍🎉 @valerapythera.bsky.social I hope you’ll see your favorite snakes get well fed this year and if anyone is looking for commissions I’m open and looking 👀

so honored to have won the coveted anti woke game awards best racing game category. as a trans woman, its so comforting to see them prioritize diversity, equality and inclusion 😍🥳 to celebrate im going to have gay sex with my faggot transgender dog girl

THEY JUST KEEP INVADING MY PRIVACY!!!!!! LET A LIZARD DO YOGA IN PEACE!!!!!

so hard being a big fat crocodile bitch in the shower with no serfs to scrub my scales 😔

bringing your gigantic reptile mommy gf to meet your parents and she INSISTS on wearing the booty shorts that say 'abandon hope all ye who enter here'

CW: Vore Super cute sketch from a bit ago from @/ManiacalFork.... Can't get over the feeling of someone going from full person to gut slop in just a few minutes ^w^

whoa i just realized bluesky hasn't gotten to see my ass yet anyway here's 2 of my favorite pics of my big fat lizard ass (thanks and R.I.P. to everyone who contributed to it)

my belly? pokeable. my ass? grabbable. my face? smoochable. my horns? yankable. my tail? smackable. the blunt? smokable.

I've learned far too many people don't know the blessing of the Valligator come to my swamp and bring costco rotisserie chickens (or particularly tasty friends)

My New Year's resolution is to eat WAY more people than last year.

if anyone asks what tekken is just show them this image

the end of my 2024 is now going to be marked by me, incredulously scrolling through @wet.getgianni.com's feed, seeing the sheer mass of sorlag from quake porn. is this what they meant when they said "absolute power corrupts absolutely"

Nothing says the holidays like being completely and utterly cut off from a new friend... :< At least weed and alcohol are here for me, and they can never leave!! (cute art by @grindagoat.bsky.social)

ONE OF THE BEST SORLAG POSTERS WHO EVER LIVED STRIKES AGAIN. THANK YOU SO MUCH!

dude i'm SO ready to sue for false advertising

See a butt. Post a butt :3c 🐍🍑

See a butt. Post a butt :3c 🐍🍑

so hard being a big fat crocodile bitch in the shower with no serfs to scrub my scales 😔

me sitting patiently whilst being hit by like 5 different kinds of brainrots

bringing your gigantic reptile mommy gf to meet your parents and she INSISTS on wearing the booty shorts that say 'abandon hope all ye who enter here'

THEY CAN'T SEE THE FUCKIN CAPTION BITCH

HAPPY SNOWFLAKE DAY EVERYOOOOOOOONE :DDDDDD remember to ask Snowflake Jake for spices upon spices when he breaks into your house! (unless you're joan of arc)

every single person who sees this post is haunted by the dangerously stupid val snake for the rest of their days unless they say 'spare me, mindless beast'

my belly? pokeable. my ass? grabbable. my face? smoochable. my horns? yankable. my tail? smackable. the blunt? smokable.

hey daily mail, if you need to interview someone who definitely won't harm or eat someone that you send to interview, i'm TOTALLY your girl

THEY CAN'T SEE THE FUCKIN CAPTION BITCH

I've learned far too many people don't know the blessing of the Valligator come to my swamp and bring costco rotisserie chickens (or particularly tasty friends)

HAPPY SNOWFLAKE DAY EVERYOOOOOOOONE :DDDDDD remember to ask Snowflake Jake for spices upon spices when he breaks into your house! (unless you're joan of arc)