Mlle Sophie Pofie
@mllesophiepofie.bsky.social
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Ich versage in meiner Mission, alle Eissorten zu probieren, weil Caramel-Popcorn zu doll Hammer ist.
#HeartOverBrain
#JavaLand
3 days ago
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Challenge für
#JavaLand
: Wer schafft es zuerst sich durch alle Eissorten zu probieren ohne Bauchweh zu bekommen? Caramel Popcorn ist jedenfalls schonmal eine klare Empfehlung von mir.
4 days ago
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Ich sag's mal wie es ist. Freizeitpark-Atmosphäre>>Rennstrecken-Atmosphäre. ♥️♥️♥️
#JavaLand
#JavaLand2026
4 days ago
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Happy belated "thank god it's on a Sunday this year so we won't have to do anything about it" day to everyone celebrating! ♥️
5 days ago
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The other local supermarket has just reopened after major renovations and changed the entire layout (which I hate like the next neurosparkly person) but hear me out - they put the chocolate across the aisle from the period products and that's some customer oriented design that I can get behind.
13 days ago
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My local supermarket has introduced flirt baskets: take a pink one to signal you're open for a flirt. That's a cute idea at first glance, right? Except when all black baskets are taken. Because signalling I'm open to be flirted at when I'm not just doesn't feel *safe*. I guess it's a girl thing.
15 days ago
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A few years ago, I wrote on twitter (in the before times) about my first ever in-person conference talk. I had had a blackout mid-talk and was saved by a literal angel in the audience who broke my panic freeze by saying "Take your time". Yesterday at a talk, I met her angel colleague. 1/
17 days ago
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Hello OOP conference!
29 days ago
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I was nearly murdered by the Karneval people at the train stations and the regional trains but now I'm on an ICE train and it's much calmer. However, there's a Bundeswehroffizier and two police men in full uniform sitting around me and I. Must. Not. Compliment. Them. On. Their. Funny. Costumes.
30 days ago
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Currently sobbing because my mum told me
#PeppaPig
was worried when George got hearing aids and Mama Pig said not to worry he'll find his favourite sound and when he starts speaking, his first word is "Peppa" and idk man PMS is one hell of a drug.
about 1 month ago
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I've officially entered my villain era except my villain era is just me saying stop being a d*ck towards me when they're being a d*ck towards me.
about 1 month ago
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Another day, another 1.5 hour delay on a trip with
@deutschebahn.com
I would have arrived at my destination even later if I hadn't decided to take an earlier train for the first leg of my journey to make the second connecting train. So in total, my journey will be 2 hours longer. Funsies.
about 1 month ago
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What not to say to cancer survivors, episode 74756: "You'll just have to accept xyz then." Yeah thanks, Captain Obvious, I know. My whole life is just accepting things then. It's sucks. Let me at least rant about it.
about 1 month ago
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Happy blue Monday to everyone celebrating, I guess 💙💙💙
about 2 months ago
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Being the childless one of us three sisters means that at Christmas at my parents', I'm the odd job daughter. I'm prepared for all kinds of "could you real quick?" What I wasn't prepared for was being entrusted with _the talk_. But then 5yo was like "Aunty Sophie, how *do* you make babies?" 1/
3 months ago
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Hey everyone! The days are getting longer again! We made it! ♥️♥️♥️
3 months ago
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reposted by
Mlle Sophie Pofie
Tim Onion
3 months ago
This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites. The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
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I knew the universe would punish me one day for being the fun aunty who gives her niblings the annoying toys with sounds and lights for Christmas. I assumed it would be when I have kids of my own. I was wrong. It's today. 1/3
3 months ago
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reposted by
Mlle Sophie Pofie
JavaLand
3 months ago
Visit Top Speaker Sophie Küsters presentation "Glue work makes the crew work" at
#JavaLand
2026! Learn what glue work means, why it is a necessity for every successful team and cannot be automated or done by AI. 💭 More information about the session:
scomp.ly/GV1jaxy
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Decided to fight my winter blues with a bit of dopamine dressing and went for a coral pink and butter yellow combo (it's gorge, trust me). Colleague decided he needed to comment "oh, Sophie is going all in today, colourwise, höhöhö". Dude.
3 months ago
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reposted by
Mlle Sophie Pofie
Micro SF/F by O. Westin
4 months ago
The witch made him hot chocolate. "They say I'm strong," he said. "And I am." He took a sip. "They say I can overcome any hardship." "Mm," said the witch. "And I can. I do." The witch said nothing. "But I shouldn't have to!" "No." The witch held the hero as he wept. "No, you shouldn't."
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Influenza Impfluencer. (And COVID Impfluencer!)
4 months ago
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In light of recent events, I would like to share my personal top three infuriating things that have been mansplained to me: a thread. Friends (current and future) I would love to hear your stories, too! 1/4
4 months ago
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Hey
@deutschebahn.com
get your shit together. Es kann doch nicht sein, dass das Stellwerk in
#Krefeld
seit 3 Uhr heute Nacht kaputt ist und alle Anzeigen und die App falsche Infos zeigen, welche Züge fahren (kein) und welche nicht (alle). Grüße aus dem Taxi.
4 months ago
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One aspect of breast cancer survivorship nobody talks about is sometimes you slather pain ointment on your other boob and then you sit there, topless, freezing and have to wait for the goop to dry and then what.
5 months ago
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Brain fog sucks so much.
5 months ago
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I'm just an anonymous conference reviewer, standing in front of a submitter, asking them to please not hide their supporting video behind a "request access to view" thingamabob.
5 months ago
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The comical tragedy or the tragical comedy of the aunty trying out Pinterest crafts for kids with her nieces, one temper tantrum at a time
5 months ago
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I'll have you know I'm going from 3-monthly check-ups at my oncologist's to 6-monthly check-ups now.
#OneInEight
#CancerInTheButtKicker
#fckcncr
#I'mGonnaKeepOnDancingAtThePinkRibbonClub
6 months ago
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You know what's fun? Because trying to translate between your boomer parents and your gen X brother in law in a political debate and then getting yelled at by both parties because you're clearly the only one who understands what they're on about isn't it.
6 months ago
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If you're planning to go to
@agiletdzone.bsky.social
this year (which you absolutely should!), ping me for 150€ discount code!
#AgileTestingDays
#AgileTD
#ATD
You can ride unicorns there!
6 months ago
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Being a card bearing member of the amazing aunty society sometimes means ending the evening with splinters in your pointer fingers because the main character of the borrowers that live under granny and grandpa's floorboards mentioned a life long ambition to become a yarn designer, so the... 1/2
7 months ago
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The nieces have been playing with some family heirloom dollhouse furniture and it had always annoyed me that there was no bedding so I fell into a Pinterest rabbit hole and long story short, there's now a hand-tufted mattress on the bed.
7 months ago
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I know I rant *a lot* about my adventures with healthcare. But I'm just off the phone with my gyno's office and they are just the nicest, friendliest, most helpful and understanding healthcare professionals. 🥹🥹🥹
7 months ago
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Omg. I just walked into an elevator with a "caution! Wet floor!" sign. I hurt myself. Did I slip and fall. No. The sign tipped over when the elevator moved and grazed my leg. The irony. I'm bleeding.
7 months ago
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Yes, and: Me, girly presenting, mentioning my fav SNES game. Them: Ugh, one of those "gamer girls" who "game" for the attention....
add a skeleton here at some point
7 months ago
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Today I had to write an objection to a letter from the department for disabilities (answering a request from mofoing 18 months ago) that claimed that "regarding my impairment 'loss of breast' healing probation has occurred". 1/2
8 months ago
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reposted by
Mlle Sophie Pofie
Agile Testing Days | Nov. 24 - 27, 2025
8 months ago
𝗘𝗺𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗵𝘆 𝗰𝗮𝗻’𝘁 𝗯𝗲 𝗮𝘂𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱. At
#AgileTD
,
@mllesophiepofie.bsky.social
aka Sophie Küster explores “glue work” - the invisible force that makes teams actually work. Because AI can’t onboard your teammate or make your Slack channel feel human. ➡️
tinyurl.com/486t8zsb
#GlueWork
#Agile
#Testing
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I literally just checked my calendar to see if I have enough time between meetings for a good cry.
#BossBabe
8 months ago
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Last year, I gave myself a second hand Sony alpha 6300 for my birthday. I had planned trips to awesome new places, I had always enjoyed dabbling in photography, and had just left a rough time behind me, so what the heck, I deserved a little treat. 1/
8 months ago
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That female urge to smack your superiors around the ears when they ask "do you have a minute?" and give ✨zero context✨
8 months ago
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I mentioned to my colleagues that I had encountered a humongous spider and I now needed a big game hunter and/or an exorcist now. One answered "Huh, why?" My talents are wasted here.
8 months ago
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It's officially dude just walked into the office shirtless degrees Celsius.
8 months ago
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In the 90s, my sisters and I got a hand-me-down SNES from my aunt's ex-husband. The *one* game we had was Secret of Mana. Today, I got it for the switch and I played it in English for the first time, so I was today years old when I learned that the first monster you encounter is called a Rabite.
9 months ago
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The other day, I asked a doc how likely outcome X is. He said - and I'm not even kidding - "What does it matter to you if it's 20% or 80%? In the end, it's just 50/50 for you: either it happens or it doesn't."
9 months ago
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Spite driven development.
9 months ago
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Also: on cancer in the butt kicky days, we wear pink.
#pinkRibbon
#checkYourBoobs
#IWon
9 months ago
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I'm on my like 6th happy ugly cry right now.
9 months ago
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A day I've been waiting for for 5 years. Guess who just got the official okay to get off her cancer meds.
9 months ago
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Amazon delivery person and I need a little chat about what a "safe delivery place is". 😂😂😂 Yes, that's the paper trash bin. No, everyone else in the house didn't know it was there and yes, they piled the trash on it.
10 months ago
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