My toxic trait is having my new bae take me to the restaurants that my bd be sending me on IG and post the pictures of the food cuz we gotta get bae caught up on me.. did he think we were going together??

I hate liking a guy and he say something like “I want to have kids some day” cuz my husband would NEVA

Imagine spending a band on clearance items and needing to return over $500 worth of stuff and get mad cuz them ppl told you you AIN’T finna return SHITz

So you delivered the order and took the picture that clearly shows you delivering to a door that clearly shows “ ALL DELIVERIES: To Front Entrance ONLY” and said “ya know what, I’m just gonna leave this.. right… here

If I send my baby to you with a toothbrush, WTF you aint brush my baby Toofes Rufus?!

Fetty came home thicker then a SNICKER 🥰🥰🥰

Went down the #Yan #RabbitHole #Strut

Mile and a half walk done, full body barbell super sets done and fiber/protein goals met 🥰

Jesse Jackson’s funeral is now 😱

I’m supposed to be off today.. not a happy camper right now.. gonna put on my big girl bra about it.. but just know..I gotta attitude

I feel like the entire world knows we’re being held hostage but it’s like.. no offense America, we think you guys are great, no really! And your African Americans 🤌🏾🤌🏾… BUT….. and I kinda get it

#50Cent May have met his match with them Harris Boys 🥰🥰 cuz a rock song dis track was NOT on my bingo card for the year.. I think the only one we ain’t heard from is Major

I NEED #Juvenile and #DragOn on another track 🥰🥰🥰

My God mother stepped in IMMEDIATELY when my mom died. Before anyone could offer to help she was on it, even before she died.. we’re so thankful and grateful for her 🥰🥰🥰

Kash’s bm finally solidified! I thought I was gonna have to start feeding him duck ass and chicken kewchies

Still up cuz I just remembered that I forgot to take my sleepy meds

trying to take me out 😂😂 #scared the black right out my ass! I holla’d like a frail old write woman

I don’t like the new Looney Tunes Lola Bunny. She’s dumb, operating on a quarter of a brain cell.. #SpaceJam Lola was that GWURL

No one and I mean NO ONE talks about the stutter you develop as a parent! My mom didn’t have a speech impediment and neither do I, but let that munchkin take me thru there.. I sound like dam porky pig .. my mom stuttered through our names until she called the right one house FULL of girls

Watching #Empire again.. soundtrack.. chef’s kiss 🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾

“I’ll make it up to you” hate to see a man coming I tell ya 🤦🏾‍♀️

I wanna put y’all in my business so bad!! Ima wait though 😎

I miss having someone to play COD with.. I don’t even play anymore 😔..

Mother Nature I come to you in my MOST humble form and ask that you remove your foot from the necks of the southerners.. baby I got on 4 outfits cuz it’s 32 degrees outside.. The North Face is not easily accessible down here and we just ask for a little consideration moving forward

So we did a thing yesterday, finally.. getting our other one in a few days 🥰🥰🥰 omg we’re so obsessed with Kash

Everybody wants a good man/woman until they see that the good man/woman have boundaries, standards and certain level of expectations for anyone entering their lives… NOT for play play

Do I have the money to get the cats? YES! Do I have the money to get all cat necessities? YES! Why don’t we have cats? Cuz this country is going to hell in a hand basket first class air mail.. that ain’t got isht to do with cats? 🤦🏾‍♀️😵‍💫😵‍💫

We went to a park packed with kids and my baby didn’t have anyone to play with 🥺

My first language exchange experience was fun but boy was I nervous! Got some good tips 🥰🥰🥰

#EmilyInParis this girl is stressing me out 😩 just drama everywhere girl go touch some grass or something

Parenting should come with a hefty Wine discount with no exceptions and a 4 bottle per household cap per flavor per brand…

#TheResidence 😂😂😂 wth

I forgot how funny this movie is 🤭😂😂💀

😳🫣🥶 I thought they were just playing #nickiminaj

I just got the call to start growing my own food. 😵‍💫 .. time to see what I can do

I’m working harder working behind you incorrectly working behind me!! You didn’t even look at the vendor email I sent and sent the same email meanwhile I’m a step ahead because I looked at the vendor response and reached out to the buyer, but you noted that I disconnected the inquiry., CHILE

My toddler got one up on me last night.. we playing with the toys and shorty start beating on the toy so toy started fighting back.. MY CHILD yells “Well I’ll just whoop yo ass and call the police.. then gets on the play phone and calls the police… ya cherrin can’t play with everybody baby 😭😭

Looking for decor inspiration and everybody is just showing one wall…WHERE’S THE REST OF THE ROOM AT?

I need another #LilWayne and #Lloyd single 🥰🥰🎶🎶

This was THE SHIT back in the day.. I didn’t know better but I knew the words 🎤🎤🎶🎶🎶

#50Cent and #KendrickLamar are showing me that I’m not pettying at my fullest potential

We’ve been eating heavy over the last month, had to lighten it up with #crawfishétouffée and #salmon with #basmatirice 🥰🥰🥰

The only lotion with ash in it

Baby said you can’t spell America without Erica #StrangerThings

#StrangerThings is stressing me out!

So boom! Went to T-Mobile to borrow a pen and saw a cutie.. cracked some jokes, made him laugh, big time flirting and long story short…. I got the digits..

All this talk about #sisterwives but where the #brotherhusbands at

#StrangerThings needs to come with a trigger warning

The current vibe cuz can I sit in top of you 🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾