My toddler got one up on me last night.. we playing with the toys and shorty start beating on the toy so toy started fighting back.. MY CHILD yells “Well I’ll just whoop yo ass and call the police.. then gets on the play phone and calls the police… ya cherrin can’t play with everybody baby 😭😭

Looking for decor inspiration and everybody is just showing one wall…WHERE’S THE REST OF THE ROOM AT?

I need another #LilWayne and #Lloyd single 🥰🥰🎶🎶

This was THE SHIT back in the day.. I didn’t know better but I knew the words 🎤🎤🎶🎶🎶

#50Cent and #KendrickLamar are showing me that I’m not pettying at my fullest potential

We’ve been eating heavy over the last month, had to lighten it up with #crawfishétouffée and #salmon with #basmatirice 🥰🥰🥰

The only lotion with ash in it

Baby said you can’t spell America without Erica #StrangerThings

#StrangerThings is stressing me out!

So boom! Went to T-Mobile to borrow a pen and saw a cutie.. cracked some jokes, made him laugh, big time flirting and long story short…. I got the digits..

All this talk about #sisterwives but where the #brotherhusbands at

#StrangerThings needs to come with a trigger warning

The current vibe cuz can I sit in top of you 🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾

Mac and Cheese is done, added my beans to my smoked meat that should be done in an hour so the only thing I have to cook tomorrow is the ham steaks, rice and cornbread.

Nana just told my baby she mad them and my child looked completely unbothered so I asked “nana mad at you, you’re not bothered by that?” The NOPE isn’t what sent me to the moon.. it was the look…

Nothing like a scorching hot shower to wash away the feeling of manual labor

My baby father gotta be up to something cuz why did he stop by after work, with my favorite bottle (biggest bottle of St Germain) smelling like a millionaire looking like a crayon?

Y’all pay attention to what you order and read everything before you buy it.. as a person that deals with the “it didn’t say that when I ordered it” everyday.. YES IT DID.. And for the love of Jesus Hamilton Christ READ THE RETURN POLICY.. ReAd ThE rEtUrN pOlicy

Can we talk about how draining it is taking kids to events? We’ve been to a birthday party for the last 2 Saturdays and I’m ready to quit lol Jesus Darnell Krist I’m tired! My toddler is an only child that doesn’t go to daycare so I can’t afford to miss too many social events

🗣️ COME PICK UP YO CLOTHES.. them hoooes.. ain’t folded.. or whatever she said

We’re gonna eat a lot of steak

Nobody told me that RWBY and Justice League did a 2 part movie!!

My 3 year old just read their first book and I don’t think I’m gonna be able to sleep tonight 🥹🥰❤️

I just saw a video of this woman that paid her husband’s child support off as a surprise birthday gift, mind you that Man owed $100k and he snapped on her so bad! I felt terrible for her cuz no matter his reasoning for not paying it there is no excuse for disrespecting your wife like that

Upgraded to a king sized mat/bxspring after selling my bedroom set.. had to put the metal box spring together 1 1/2 times then the mattress beat my asz some more.. mind you we were at a birthday party at skate city all day.. exhausted and I have to rub my own booty .. I’m done for the day!

Every time I think this country can’t get anymore EMBARRASSING.. here come Bill ass on my fyp 🗣️🤣🤣🤣

Minding my own business watching my toddler eat spaghetti one noodle at a time and not giving a smooth dam cuz I’m going to bed on time tonight come hell or high water…

I’m gonna have to get rid of 2 gaming consoles and a few laptops to make room for this.. I’m running out of SPACE #valveSteammachine

Am I the only one who watches White Chicks during the holidays like it’s a traditional holiday movie? I can’t be the only one!

Sleeping with somebody 10 years older than you and they ain’t got NO JOB, no place, no nothing! I’m no city girl but I believe the saying goes Broke Nggaz Don’t Deserve No Puzzy! Cuz girl what if you get knocked UP 🤦🏾‍♀️

If he stand like this I’m locked in… I wish I wish with all my might looking asz 🥰🥰🥰🥰

The #gremlins was taking that town up then through dere baby.. I mean THROUGH DERE🤭🤭🤭

I’m sitting in a memory of my mom singing in the choir and because of days like these I hate that I was so close to my mom because it’s really fucking my up today and I can’t get this shit together for my child

Never thought I’d see the day when ppl would cancel Mariah Carey.. I’m going to have to let this marinate I think.. dammit girl!

#KaijuNo8 I’m finna get my butt kicked annit?😵‍💫😆

I done ran out of starburstsszes😵‍💫

Cuz I could never forget my boys 🥰🥰 TMNT

A crab boil hate to see me coming! Being the favorite sibling has it rewards 🥰🥰🥰 #Scorpio

When I know I’m about to be cooking longer then an hour, I just take lil baby upstairs cuz B-O-O-S-I-E B-A-D-A-Z-Z, that's me.. I gotta get through it

My cousin sent me a picture on TikTok today.. HO WHERE IS MY MONEY?! I gives no FuKz bout a picture!

Bedtime shenanigans 😀 Alexa play lofi music.. 😭 Toddler Meltdown: I want to listen to classical music!!..😐 Alexa play classical music: ho proceeds to play 80s R&R..😭😭Escalated Toddler Meltdown: MOMMY!!..🗣️ DAMMIT ALEXA PLAY CLASSICAL MUSIC!! … delay.. 🤬ALEXA PLAY DAM CLASSICAL MUSIC.. Alexa🤭🤭🤭 ok 😵‍💫😵‍💫

Did anybody check on #TaylorSwift Cuz #KaylaNicole 🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾 did her big one

Nothing like starting the day with a sharp pointy toddler elbow in ya thoracic spine

I don’t give my toddler candy but I will be going to get the mini muffins and cookies cuz who finna deal with a tweaking toddler?!

Sis said being nice to a man was never beneficial and I’ll be dam.. I’m not nice for the sake of a benefit, however.. no lie was told

Them ppl ain’t approve my pto but all I got left is pto.. I can go for a sweet treat and a booty rub right now

I hate when I invite somebody to my house and they don’t come over because I “stay too far out” but then tell me they were out my way the other day.. stop talking to me cuz atp it’s a trend and the offered is expired

Finna be off for 10 days 🥰🥰🥰 .. 100+ hours of PTO.. I’m finna be on the game like a dead beat baby daddy 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

I need a #ps5 #boyfriend

I’ve been flirting with the idea of “homeschooling” my toddler.. I do work from home.. and my flirt game is treacherous indeed..