Oh you're in a band? You know it's short for Bandrew right?

I think we need a new term for enshittification, because somehow things which are already shit are becoming shitter? And I don't think the term does enough??

Cardi B is short for Cardigan Bardigan

"Hey notice how fucking shit our platform is? How about you pay us monthly?" Facebook/Meta rn

Back on my album 2 bullshit 😂

Perpetually true of all works we do

Sunday night Manhattans baybee (No work tomorrow hell yeah)

I need companies to understand that instant message services aren't the best form of support, and, shouldn't be your only method of customer service 'resolution'.

Posting here as well, we're raising money for Blood Cancer UK. If you're in the area, come down if not, and you might like to donate there's some links in the comments 💜

First day after a bank holiday is always rough af. Merry coffee to everyone struggling this morning

On of the main arguments I make against AI album art/music videos, wonderfully summarised:

GenAI isn't a tool. People using GenAI are a tool.

God what an absurd internet we live with now.

Fucking clankers I stg

Feels like a lot of 'leisure tech' is only good for degrading our spirits.

New material in development New art for the next release in development Like the music, it's slow but it's prog(ress)

GenAI is always fucking gross, and disgustingly pervasive. Don't show me it, because it is actually offensive to people who care about actual creativity.

Anyone a size 'L' want a long sleeve? It's all I've got left I swear 😂

Great success, exited for more gigs tbh. Let's do it 😊

"didn't have time to make album art" is a bizarre excuse for using slop. We've barely started getting the newest material ready and I've already started art for it. Get ahead of it, poseurs.

Went back briefly. Nope.

Just over a week left until this absolute blinder with @hiddenmothers.bsky.social at the top billing 🌺🌴🦈

It begins.

Posting into the wild blue nothing, fwiw.

Fuck cancer.

Almost feel bad for the people who ascribe to these 'news'papers and cannot distinguish that the majority of these headlines are marred by (despicable opinions) rather than fact

We will also still be performing material we would have played on the poisoned ascendancy tour

Instead of engaging with posts on Facebook, you can now just ask an AI for its approximate reaction to it instead. Dismal.

Have a listen to what's at our Summer Bash this year! open.spotify.com/playlist/2Xi...

Hey Bluesky 👋 we just got hit with an unexpected fine following a LEZ penalty that we didn't know about. Tried to fight it but to no avail, so we're £300 in the hole. Picking up some merch would help us loads. Cheers!

The tickets for our all dayer are MUCH cheaper than the Metallica tour ones 😎 Just in case you fancy...something? 🥺😍

In a world of dogshit AI event posters, count on us to never do that. Instead, we'll rip off an anime we love, and do everything else by hand:

Single and Music video for our track "Blood" turns 3 years old today. HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎂 😄 youtu.be/ythi6IbP8aw?...

I am also cancelling our appearance on the Poisoned Ascendancy tour

Meta fucking sucks. "Do you want to see the bands you follow? Or should we show you more utter cack you're not interested in?" Gee, I dunno...

As Summer Bash approaches, our media partner has covered off each of the bands playing so far. This week, it's an intro to us, so if you want to learn a little more about who we are, and what we do, this is as good a place as any to start: metalnoise.net/2025/05/summ...

Check out our merch page on this fine bandcamp Friday! We got CDs, tees, longies, bundles! Any bundles ordered today also receive a free pair of our signature "feelin fine'" sunglasses 😎 mercuryswell.bandcamp.com/merch

In fact, I'd rather not use social media at all. From now on all band news will be sent via carrier pigeon.

The eternal struggle of seeing sick AF long-sleeve prints but not having the funds or wardrobe space Also, it's getting warmer out 😭

Posters came through very cool, got some up today. ...diablo to celebrate? 😈

Don't forget to set your calendars back one day today. APRIL FOOLS

Physical posters ordered. Time for some Diablo to celebrate 😈 (I should go back to sleep)

But what if... I were to drink deep the poison of Mercury's Well? Ho ho ho, delightfully devilish SeyMWour

WAVE 3 BABY 🌊 We're very excited to have @hiddenmothers.bsky.social headlining our event later this year. Tickets available now via skiddle: www.skiddle.com/e/40534088

Second wave announcement 3 still to be announced... Any guesses?

Announcing FOUR more bands tomorrow, damn we're good. Tickets: skiddle.com/e/40534088

Promised a fifteen minute track, demoed it and it's coming in under 13 now. My credibility in shambles.

First bands announced for our Summer Bash this year, very excited to be sharing the stage with some old friends again 🥰

Gonna do some DeMWoing this weekend. It's like demoing, but slower, and dumber.

Is it just me or does MWell's posters get dumber every year? First bands announced on Saturday 🥳