⠀⠀ ❘❙ ⠀ ⠀ᴀɢᴇɴᴛ 8⠀ ╱⠀⠀ᴇɪɢʜᴛ⠀ 𓈒 ᴀ ᴄʜɪʟᴅ ᴡᴇᴀɴᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ᴘᴏɪsᴏɴ ᴄᴏɴsɪᴅʀs ʜᴀʀᴍ ᴀ ᴄᴏᴍғᴏʀᴛ ⠀⠀

// COOKING AT THE MOST UNEXPECTED OF TIMES AS ALWAYS

// bubble is a Normal Well Adjusted Person i promise

'' HAHA! WHAT A RUSH! I've not gotten this kind of weapon training since I was in the metro! ''

ムース襲来 【ＡＴＴＡＣＫ　ＯＦ ＴＨＥ】 【ＷＩＬＤ　🦆ＭＯＵＳＳＥ!】 Ｂｌｉｎｄ　ａｓ　ａ　Ｂａｔ Ａｒｍｅｄ　ｔｏ　ｔｈｅ　Ｔｅｅｔｈ！

// *SHAKING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH* I AM NOT QUITE SURE WHAT TO WRITE BUT IW ANT TO !!! >:[

// im too shy to actually use the tag i should stop Being Like That

'' Oh if only the chips worked here. That's fine. I figured out how to remove limiters. ''

// SORRY I KNOW ITS KIND OF A LOT.

// kimiyo tanaka:

I am not DONE YET. I will keep clawing at these FUCKING WALLS until they collapse and the sun reaches my skin and there's no DYING TRYING.

// Oh awesome! okay imagine agent 8 but like 1000x more fucked. that's bubble

// idk if hyper has played splatoon but like trust me hes been through some shit

'' I am very confident but only when it comes to dangerous situations!!! '' >:D

Thumbs up!! '' I've got this!!! I have been fighting for, uh- Almost aslong as I can recall!!! '' Atleast clearly.

'' I have been described by my friends as /Completely illiterate when it comes to using long ranged weaponry/. I feel like that is. impressive, in a bad way... ''

'' I feel like this would be easier if I specialised in Gun Weapons but unfortunately what I'm good at it is bashing people's heads in. ''

'' My arms hurt. ''

'' Day 1 of being here - what the fuck. ''

// rider is getting his child tomorrow. noah is also getting backstabbed tomorrow.

// . this sounds really egoistical of me now that i think about it i really did not mean for it to come across that way i'm sorry IM JUST. REALLY EXCITED TO FINALLY SHOW OFF MY SON TO PEOPLE

// oh wait side note. since. a lot of new people here- Bubble is a cis woman and uses he/him pronouns and masculine terms👍i know it says it in my bio i just wanted to emphasize this just incase

// ehuadhs again can i just say IM SO HAPPY I GET AN OPPORTUNITY TO USE BUBBLE BECAUSE OTHERWISE I WOULDNT HAVE💙💙💙💙💙💙 I HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE MY SON EVEN IF THE EVENT IS NOT FOCUSED ON HIM

Goose PLEASE check out this side of the SL! It’s two sides of the same coin with this SL (aka, why it’s called PuraSalus) and it couldn’t have been done without scratch and Kiku. And plus if you like slow burn? Check it out! So far from what I seen, I fucking love it.

// I KEEP INVOLVING OCTOPI IN THIS i mean mori is a bit of a stretch but GOOD ENOUGH

[NC] it's me side order oc from splatoon 3 side order

'' ... I hope my sister ends up being alright. ... Anyways, we've got this. Definitely. I've haaaaadddddd not worse but pretty bad. What are the purified and alternates anyways? ''

'' Mhm. Question- How many people are in #𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐚 ? ''

ahahAHHAOOHOH OKKAAAY —

Now I'm bitter. Now I'm better. Angry but I know the truth. You all hurt me. You all hate me. This is what you made me do.

'' ... yeah i. i won't.💧''

'' . '' '' why does it look like that. ''

'' What the fuck did I get myself into. ''

'' Why is the ship shaped like that- ''

[NC] fighting ''purification'' and alternates? yeah yeah he's heard of all of that shit before he's not one bit intimidated

// hyper do you know anything about splatoon /genq

nat aaannddd he's sending bubble to the dickship

// nahhh bubble is going into the Penis Ship

'' Right. '' Thumbs up! ... he kind of hopes it's a train because it would be really funny if it was. Not like it matters.

// he is the same height as mori's human form this is fucked up

'' We have... Ink lasers, that is about close enough. ... and regular lasers. Hm. Are these things hurt by ink-? '' if it's highly pressurized enough I say why not?

// OKAY that makes sense. for some reason i imagined he was like 6'6

'' . . . '' '' holy shit. '' I know right? '' I need to get Marina to make me something like that- ''

// wait how tall is scoob-?

In preparation, Bubble had lifted the weapon up above his head... And then the giant laser caused him to squeak and stumble back, not dropping the weapon but bringing it to the ground and not really striking anything. He watches the laser beam with both horror AND fascination. '' ...holy shit. ''

// IGNORE THE MUSE I ENDED UP FLIPPING HIM ON TWITTER

// hold on i can bring up MY FAVORITE UNFINISHED BUBBLE THING WHERE HE GOT TO FIGHT HOLD ON--

Oh-! ... NOW-? I- Okay-! He does as he is told, basically ducking behind him. Thankfully he does have his Stamper with him, he was planning on turfing later. Guess that isn't happening anymore. Two firm hands are placed on the heavy Splatana.

// bubble is gonna make epic music for the finale trust /silly /hj