i haven’t been home yet to watch the doc but uhhhhhh are we talking about rep bc uhhhh??? Why are the words different ……..

the chainsmokers remix of the fate of ophelia has literal crack in it

managed to get both the Diet Coke cups !!!!!

vaping outside of Texas Roadhouse or whatever Lana del Rey said

disheveled. leaning against the counter in the dark kitchen in my robe. sucking down lemon water. cheffing my vape. I am my mother in 1998 but healthier as it’s not a newport and coffee.

a little high and want steaaaaak :(

someone be so dead ass with me rn why the fuck is Sydney Sweeney at the NASCAR championship rn ?!?!?!?!?!

don’t take the girl coming on during the pregame is a choice …..

it has a heart 🥲🥹

cart error for seven straight minutes and still only let me use the add all button on my iPad (don’t want them all???) and now there’s 47 mins to check out :)

anxious, jittery, and having a shitty day? Try: Remembering to take your behavioral health medications! Your behavioral health medications were prescribed to you on purpose! Forgetting defeats the purpose! Brought to you by: Forgetting to take my meds and wondering why i feel like shit! :-)

My top two things I say to my husband are: “Can you fill my water?” and “I have to pee.” Surely, these two phrases are unrelated.

WHERE IS EVERYONE GETTING THIS INFO I SEE NOTHING ?!?!?!

my lowball offer on fb market place DID in fact get accepted so now i AM on my way to Texas …. AGAIN :)

for the second night in a row this slay king dd’ed me around and let me sing Hamilton at the top of my lungs wow i am blessed my husband is so hot and I love him

drunk coworkers trying to make ssure everyone can still pull their weight Monday !!!

absolutely BLESSED that I can let loose and my man makes sure all is well !!!!!

taught Andrew how to make my papas green chile stew with the first roast of the season from my neighbors farm and idrc that’s its 95° out still it’s fall.

DENNY VIEWED MY INSTA STORY AGAIN WHAT DOES THIS MEAN ?!?!?!?!

butker ??????

denny hamlin viewed my instagram story today and i still have not recovered. will be celebrating denny knowing i exist at the bar later.

also me to a team of my agents im supposed to be in charge of

me to my manager and coworkers right now as a leader in a big girl corporate job

OH. MY. FUCKING. GODDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!

gotten so many compliments on my outfit im literally starting to be suspicious

I have NEVER in my life had a peaceful commute home from work 😇

briscoes crew helping bubba with his tire nearly brought me to tears

Lainey Wilson made direct eye contact and smiled at me like 5 times last night and I thought I was drunk and delusional but Andrew confirmed it’s true Lainey was looking at ME she knows that I EXIST Lainey Wilson I love you

I AM UNWELL

expected to ship on my one year wedding anniversary i love tayvoodo karma is a god 🤎❤️‍🔥🙂‍↕️

ok we’re rlly about to know

I know we all have the collective zoomies rn but my eyes are barely open

EST bestie u ok im suffering in MST

“from canada”

my guess is that she is announcing that she’s buying the Kansas City Chiefs

I just know this is Taylor’s face rn

I was gonna go to bed early toniggghhhhttttt mama it’s a work night

It’s been a wild week:

im literally in shock ?

DENNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Me and my 75 year old uncle communicate solely through boomer gifs with a good morning and a good night every single day

dead ass WHAT is Bowman’s beef with bubba

after fucking his engine in the qualifier and clawing his way back out of 40th my mans rlly said nahhhhh no pit with 26% fuel love to see it Denald….. Denald Denald Denald……..

I have seen more commercials than fucken laps

nascar next year: Street Course in Albuquerque during Balloon Fiesta, 19 turns, all the way from central and ends at Balloon Fiesta Park, must stop for the rail runner at least twice and watch out for thieves on pit road

I said “I have a feeling something bad will happen today” and not more than three seconds later Carson took that turn like a dipshit and caused a whole ass pile up

RACE day race day race day race day ❤️‍🔥🏁❤️‍🔥🏁❤️‍🔥🏁❤️‍🔥

just opened my email to find my Olive Garden pool floats have been delivered do you think this is a valid reason to wake Andrew up

also I’m about to finish the last episode and half of Earnhardt so when im crazy and inconsolable in an hour and a half im ok just mind ur business

i need Lin Manuel Miranda to get with James Cameron and re do titanic like yesterday…. Don’t throw away ur shot gentlemen