What was Mahmood in introducing Burnham? I suppose I don’t mind her being a mascot.

A daily reminder: The winter fuel allowance wasn’t cut. It was means tested.

How the fuck up on your first day:

The only good fact is that Keir Starmer is moving on, probably to better things, and she's stuck having to do the same job asking inane questions, trying to get that 'gottcha' moment & shouting at people's backs who are going into No. 10.

Walk into the light Mark…

I wonder how many death threats the quiet Sadiq Khan has received, as he requires round the clock security because of the targeting he gets from extremists. And who, on our political stage, has done the most to whip up that level of hatred and racism, if it isn’t v loud Farage? (BBC report extract)

If true 🤦🏼‍♂️

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a front bench so emotional over a PM leaving. At least not in the last 16 years. They are the people who work with him, day in day out, if that doesn’t tell you something, nothing will.

I’m not crying you are 😢

LOLZ

A feel good PMQ’s was not on my Wednesday bingo card 😮

French farmers will be on strike before the day ends

The Tories stole billions from us and caused untold excess deaths in the process. But Starmer wasn’t exciting enough so a sizeable minority decided to hand power back to the fucking far right.

I ain’t afraid of no cows! (I was)

You’re not being treated as war criminal Nige, just a criminal that likes to incite civil war.

I guess the difference would be that war criminals don't get to avoid a trial by calling a by-election against a bin

True British patriot Stephen Yaxley-Lennon’s links to Russia are seemingly deeper than the Mariana Trench. Is treason not a crime anymore?

Why has Murdoch completely turned against Farage? They used to be pen-pals.

Jonathan Harmsworth, 4th Viscount Rothermere, Chairperson of the Daily Mail, is definitely against the establishment.

In the last few days every single Reform goon has spouted this ‘against the establishment’ nonsense, like a bird regurgitating worms. I hear The Rothschild family are against it too 🤦🏼‍♂️

Karl Turner sounds like a 1980s Northern comic. I’m just waiting for him to crack some jokes about Bovril & pies.

I was only looking to buy some socks… I’m not even joking…

Robert Jenprick just spent 3 hours typifying what a cult member of something sounds like. Nothing we say or do when in discussion with him will even penetrate his consciousness.

Robert Jenrick’ I just want to treat people the same’ as he pursues the biggest mass deportation scheme in UK history.

Is there two-tier policing asks Robert Jenrick asks (again) Well Robert, yes there is. Massively pro white people.

It’s been a long and arduous journey, but I’ve finally find a bigger dickhead in the monstrous regiment than Farage. Robert Jenrick.

Hahaha! So enjoying this snowballing tantrum. They’re so furious at not being taken seriously but never ask themselves why TF they should be? Self-absorbed wankers demanding to be treated as if they’ve taken a noble position when they’ve hilariously fucked it. We’ll keep laughing I think, Brendan.

Arthur Fery is sailing to victory 🥁

Rachel Reeves: “ It is a farce and a desperate distraction, and the people of Clacton deserve better. But if he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won't stop him."

…..so I say DOWN with the establishment!!’ *turns off mic* ‘Righty-ho chaps, let’s go and sell some more gold bullion, then nip for a pint of John Smiths to pretend we are men of the people mwahahahaha’ 🐸 #VoteBinFace

Laila Cunningham is so entrenched in the Farage cult that she’s clearly lost her soul 💀

I’m sure you have. Fucking Smaug 🐉

So, a joke MP with 5 houses bought for cash, links to criminality and a £5Mill ‘gift’ in his bank… is so enraged at being held to account… that he resigns from the MP role he never did anyway…and demands a “people v the establishment” by-election to vote him back in. What an insufferable wanker.

If I commit embezzlement, will the justice system leave me alone whilst I go on holiday for a few weeks??

Clacton is a very safe seat for Reform with a majority of 8,405. It’s hardly a brave move. It’s the equivalent of challenging a child to a fight.

This is the most Nigel Farage thing Nigel Farage has ever done. Stand down in the safest seat Reform holds, then stand again so he can win it back and say: “See? 20,000 people voted for me, so we can all forget about my dodgy billionaire mate.” He is such a fucking drama queen.

I pray with every fibre of my being that he loses the bi-election. But he won’t. His cult would have loved all of that rabble-rousing bullshit.

This is the most endlessly self-pitying statement from a politician I've ever heard

Farage: “It seems that the establishment have decided they can’t beat us fairly, they will use foul means.” Yeah go fuck your self Nigel.

The grifter playing the victim I see. What a c. Getting millions from criminals and crypto billionaires. Awww poor baby. Poor wickle mister Farage.

Chris Mason furiously writing his latest article entitled “How Farage being allowed to depend on crooked Donors proves Starmer is a disgrace and we must have a general election” Beth Rigby to fully endorse this nonsense

Gianni Infantino is such a venal wanker. ‘Today, I feel corrupt….’

‘As long as they killed people with conventional rather than nuclear weapons, they were praised as humanitarian statesmen. As long as they did not use nuclear weapon nobody was going to give the right name to all the killing that had been going on since the end of WW2, which was surely WW3’

Quite impressive for a high school student in fairness. What he’s 32? Jesus Christ, why does everybody under 35 now look like a teenager to me!

Maybe it’s me who’s the nobhead, but, if you have to be incentivised to walk just 30 minutes a day, then I don’t think it is me.

Would Jenrick also like to explain how £5Mill Farage hawking gold bullion and grifting for crypto and fossil fuel billionaires while pledging to scrap the Equality Act, bin new employment rights and lower the minimum wage is not working for the super rich, against the interests of the rest of us?

Kurt Vonnegut nailing it (again)