Brilliant

Tony Blair, a lobbyist with close ties to the Trump administration and fossil fuel industries, says the UK should drill more oil and get closer to the Trump administration

Tony Bleurgh sounds as senile as Trump: ‘Blair argued for the government to crack down on welfare spending, abandon restrictions on oil and gas and smooth relations with Donald Trump.’

Anybody, whether it’s a politician or a neighbour, who says we should abandon net zero, IS A F**** MORON 🤦🏼‍♂️ 😡

Just in case you’re feeling even vaguely optimistic about anything right now, please note that two UK political parties populated & led by profoundly racist people are currently being described as merely ‘right-wing’ in pretty much every corner of the UK media. This is how the worst stuff happens…

Maybe the Greens could stop with the insults and remember the real enemy is Reform and Tories. Ed Milliband is making enormous policy decisions, decisions the Greens should wholeheartedly support but I never hear a word of support from anyone in the Green party.

A snap election this year, will just result in having a Reform government, if the current zeitgeist is to be believed 😦

Written in 1899 about Trump

Christopher Harborne may well be a billionaire, but he still looks like a tramp, & not because he’s going for the tramp-chic look.

This is *exactly* why Brexit can never be a success. Because these are the people behind it. Brexit’s champions were always a bunch of loons, liars and losers. How were they ever going to come up with a viable plan? They’re prejudiced entitled fantasists. It could only ever be a shitshow.

Well knock me down with a feather ‘Political journalists at Westminster conspire with ministers' aides to fake multiple sources for stories to give them spurious credibility. That is the shocking claim made yesterday by a senior political journalist on The Times newspaper.’

Yet Farage & his fossil fuel cronies want to ‘scrap net zero to cut your energy bills.’ Jim from Facebook still agrees with him though.

Has Ben Kentish always been a w ⚓️?

I didn’t realise that Spanish was Iran’s main language

TUC on Reform’s proposal to change working time laws & stop workers having to pay tax on overtime “Farage’s overtime tax proposal is just a cynical gimmick. “Working people don’t need politicians encouraging a culture of ever-longer hours. They need decent pay rises, secure jobs and strong rights"

Where are trans ppl expected to go the toilet - the street? It’s ridiculous that some would cause outrage about where one defecates. If they have a gender recognition cert, just let them go where they choose People, just stop with the excuses to be able to act like the aforementioned turd.

Many thanks to Laura Kuenssberg for not asking Robert Jenrick about my £5 million gift or dodgy house purchases and for not interrupting him while he spread our propaganda.

People claiming asylum decreased by 12% in 2025/26. I really hope the bigots & racists have much better lives now.

Darren Jones on the Laura Kuenssberg show, confirming to me that he is the real heir to the throne ❤️

Did I just see tiny men or huge bikes on my walk?

The only thing this country is being ‘invaded’ by is flora 🍃

‘He’s a man of the people our Nige.’ Just fuckoff.

‘But I want the U.K. to make its rules, Guvna. I’m not ‘avin Victor from Brussels tellin’ me what to do!’

Hello MSM ⤵️ Keir Starmer: ‘From 25 June to 1 September 2026, we are reducing VAT to 5% on a wide range of family experiences – from children’s meals out, cinema tickets and theatre shows to museums, zoos, fairs and other attractions. That reduction will apply across the peak summer period.‘

What a sensational burn from Keir Starmer about Zack Polanski 😆😆😆

I’m no economist, at all, but I’m not sure Kemi Badenoch even knows how to work a calculator. She’s all fire and bad temper with no logic. What you would call a rabble-rouser with no depth.

To all the naysayers that are so desperate to be frothing at the mouth. Regarding Russia and its oil. It’s to ‘phase in further sections on Russia.’ A new package of sanctions. None of the other sanctions are being lifted. As Keir said ‘it’s not less pressure, it’s more pressure on Russia.

If you’re so upset about the UK government loosening sanctions on Russian diesel, then maybe stop driving your shitty & ridiculous 4x4’s in urban areas, so they wouldn’t have to.

Honest Bob - quite appropriate that he’s an anagram of his own constituency.

One of the best things I’ve ever done in my life, was to add Wordle to the muted word section.

Let me find a wall and bang my weary head against it. What kind of bigoted environments have these mentalists been raised in? We must have an empty archipelago island somewhere, where we can send them?

Andy, mate, why are you using the same populist drivel like ‘fixing-potholes.’ Honestly, people are more concerned about potholes than they’re about rejoining the EU 🤦🏼‍♂️

Confirms I’m very slightly left but mainly a centrist. If that makes sense 😆

I think he means chocolate log

The UK are favourites to finish last at the Eurovision ‘song’ contest. Brexit means Brexit.

Awesome!! 😆😆

I’ve read 22, but I’ve got loads of them on my goodreads ‘to be read’ list which now sits at about 412. Mont TBR as I call it 😆

14% of Brits also believe that Elvis is still alive & that the Moon is made of cheese.

Quelle fucking surprise

People saying Keir is unfairly treated are ironically now doing that exact thing to Andy Burnham.

Maybe I’m biased because I’m from this part of the country, but I really like Andy Burnham. I will understand if you unfollow me 😆

Nigel Farage saying: ‘But frankly, it was given as a reward for campaigning for Brexit for 27 years’ , is like saying ‘I was rewarded for setting arson to the economy and smearing shit all over the walls.’

I now look at Wes Streeting and just think bell-end. Sorry I can’t be more profound.

People trying to usurp Keir Starmer seems to have made him stronger 💪 I think he’s actually looking forward to a bar room brawl to unleash some of that tension.

We need to see more of this. He’s got a lovely dry sense of humour 😆

What will be the punishment? Most likely just a ‘Don’t do that again Nigel, you little scamp!’

Wes Streeting is definitely the guy in your what’s app group screenshotting stuff.

Has pomp ever been said without pageantry?

Wes Streeting

Not sure there’s any point having elections any more. We should just ask crypto billionaire, Christopher Harborne, who he’s paid to be the next prime minister and drop the absurd notion that the voters get to decide anything.