Going to see Wicked: For Good tonight

QTP with your favorite fighting pokemon 💪

Which one are you choosing? #MonochromaticMonday

I’m 34 and yes I still do grocery shopping at my parents house

I’m the uncle that doesn’t say no. My nephew asked my sister if he could have donuts for breakfast and she said no. So I picked him up and we went and let him pick out a dozen 💁‍♂️

I honestly can’t remember the last time I’ve gone out to the bars in something other than sweatpants 😅

Spent 2 full days in the office, back to back. Please 👏 👏

Why does every sound your car makes when it’s cold out just sound so god damn expensive 😭

Wishing Ryan (@chiwiskijr.bsky.social) a very Happy Birthday today!

I’m so overwhelmed at work that I feel like I’m on a boat in the middle of the desert 😫

The country sucks right now, ur least I can smoke a joint on the patio of a bar 🥰💨

It’s 26 miles to get home and I have 25 miles of gas 👀😳

Halloween things 🔪🎃

🚙 ☀️

Having to go into the office on a Monday is criminal

Love that my car window was smashed in 🙄

Can’t sleep.. too much on my mind :/

I should have never went to the plant section at Home Depot 😅

If you have to bribe them to hang out, are they really your friend?? 🤔

Locked myself out of my house again 🙃

Putting my uncle in hospice care 💔 another soul to be taken to early..

Urgent care on a friday.. not what I planned for the day

Goodbyes are getting harder and harder 😔

I feel like I have no personality when I’m texting an android user

This thrifting addiction is getting out of control 🙃

Checking out at the gas station and the clerk was literally using q-tips to clean their ears. So repulsive 🤮

Tonight’s vibe 🙌

Driving under the speed limit in the fast lane should be a federal crime 🤬🤬

Made it to the office 3 weeks in a row. Please clap

Good morning :)

Happy Monday! Let’s make this a great week :)

Lazy Sunday vibes 👉👈

Managers hate to see me coming 💁‍♂️

Proof I did actually make it in 🤣

Having to rush to get ready to go into the office on a day you didn’t plan to is NOT the vibe

HAPPY WEEKEND :)

Rooftop vibes

Going into the office for the first time since June 😅

First comedy show tonight. SHANE GILLIS.

Some random gay at the bar took this pic of me last night 🤣🤣

I’ve been getting into streaming podcasts on YouTube vs watching TV shows lately. What’s everyone’s go to?

Just realized my boss is on PTO all week. Happy Monday :)

So much for going to bed early tonight..

Hungover and horny 😈

Annual “Make it Nasty” Float Trip

Share some of your favorite SNES games using only screenshots

Got a refund check today from my car loan, staring they over charged interest on leap year. Now I get to go to the bank to deposit a cashiers check for ONE DOLLAR?!? Like just subtract that shit from my loan 🙄😂

You know you go to the gay bars too much when the bartenders not only remember my drink, but also my back up drink 😅😬

Been bricked up all day 🙃

Tonight’s fit 👀