Can't wait 'til Nancy Mace introduces a bill banning Pontiac Trans Ams.

"I've got footage of the reflecting pool vandals, but there's a tarp in the way." -- Trump, probably.

Will the Trump presidential library take quarters?

Republicans are truly the party of faith. They claim elections are being stolen. They have no evidence, no proof. They want you to take it of faith. They claim there's waste and fraud in Medicaid, Social Security, Medicare. Again, no evidence, no proof. They want you to take it on faith.

I can't wait 'til inflation, tariffs, subscription fees, energy, insurance and medical costs eat up all of my retirement savings, and they cut my Social Security 22%. Then I can qualify for Medicaid and finally get that Ferrari I've always lusted after.

Trump Tower is outside of the "no go" zone in midtown. Just a thought.

If only there were some kind of a "turn signal" on cars by which a driver could let other people know what they were going to do and not just appear to be stopping out of the blue for no reason in the middle of a road.

Now they brought back screw worm? Eradicated in 1966, brought back by this administration's total lack of understanding how government works, and what it does. When you give ignorant idiots control you get the equivalent of Homer Simpson's car.

I sincerely believe that the last time a Republican actually won a presidential election was 1988. Many documented irregularities in FL in 2000, Bush still lost by ~500 votes. 2004 every precinct in NM with paper ballots went to Kerry, every machine counted precinct when to Bush. No exceptions.

It won't be easy, but we will be rid of Trump pretty soon. He won't be the last idiot elected to high office. Can we make a rule or law banning government officials posting on social media? Maybe make a new site only for official announcements, no memes, AI crap, no insults, no self-promotion.

So, if Trump's hand is bruised from "shaking hands", how is it that the worst bruising is on his left hand?

The only thing the White House is missing is a couple of rusty vehicles on blocks, some bald tires and an engine block on a rotten pallet.

I hate to say it, but "the world's largest state sponsor of terrorism" is probably the United States. Sponsoring coups, kidnapping and murdering officials, running guns, propping up right-wing militias, squashing worker movements worldwide, and too much more to list.

From the actual text of the 14th Amendment: "…But neither the United States nor any state shall assume or pay any debt or obligation incurred in aid of insurrection or rebellion against the United States…" I have $1.7 Billion reasons to post this today. Trump's philosophy "Who's gonna stop me?"

Wouldn't it be funny if Trump declares war on Cuba, and due to US incompetence, Cuba wins and we finally get free college, universal healthcare and some sweet, sweet '57 Chevies?

I really enjoyed it when ancient, creaky, doughy Roger Moore fought trained assassins as James Bond; even more than I did all those sexy young things mooning over his saggy, wrinkled ass.

I've been thinking about a new camera lately, but I don't want to spend the money. I think I'll sue myself for a thousand bucks, and settle with myself for the money. Free money! That's how it works, right?

This administration once again proves there is nothing that can match the arrogant confidence of the inadequate, under qualified, white man.

Can't wait 'til they start selling fuel in 28 ounce units. You know, like 14 ounce 1-pound cans.

I was thinking about going out to eat tonight, but I can't find my I.D. 😒

Kid Rock is what you get when you decide to use that expired spermicide anyway.

So, wait -- Epstein had a cellmate? Another guy locked in the same jail cell? Where was he when Epstein "hanged himself"? Was he in another wing of the jail cell? Perhaps he was on the phone with his broker? Did he say Epstein could borrow some shoelaces? God I hate being treated like an idiot.

Next Treasury Secretary -- Victor Orban!!

I know it would be very expensive and time-consuming to prosecute every Republican after they're out of office. They can be offered a plea deal where they can stay out of jail if they agree to clean toilets in McDonalds on the Interstate unti the day they die. For free.

A generation ago, the Kennedys would have gotten Robert Jr. a lobotomy and put him in a home.

Schrodinger's Strait of Hormuz.

I guess we all forgot about the unnamed, invisible crew member who was "rescued" by hundreds of troops in two C130s and 3 helicopters which were blown up by us and then other invisible aircraft came and airlifted everyone out despite being hundreds of miles from the place where Mr. X bailed out?

I smell something stirring. Time to find a company with the expertise and equipment to manufacture Guillotines, and invest heavily.

I thought the whole point of getting rid of hereditary succession of kings was to avoid having syphiliitic idiots seeking absolute power.

1. Fire every general who won't do war crimes because they are not right-wing nutbags. 2. Make generals commit war crimes. 3. Make sure they know if Trump leaves office, they will be prosecuted. 4. Coup! Miltary installs Trump as president for life. 5. Trump has a Ghadaffi-style uniform made. 6. ...

It is apparent that Trump is a sociopath, an idiot, and mentally ill. I'm sorry, but when (if) this is over, every fucking Republican enabler needs to be forced to pay some price for their cowardice and willingness to commit crimes and treason. No forgiveness, no "moving on".

Possibly unpopular opinion here: all these three-time Trump voters who are now "disappointed", can go fuck themselves.

February jobs report reported as +62K, then quietly revised down to -92K, then -133k. So...if you believe +178K for March, I've got some magic f**ing beans for you.

14th Amendment, section one. Absolutely unambiguous. All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside.

What exactly is it that's "going to take some time"?

First, Trump destroys our soft power, ending humanitarian aid, breaking treaties, alienating and punishing allies. Now he's destroying our hard power, by showing the world how military might is meaningless without purpose and intelligent leadership.

Between Lindsey Graham and Pete Hegseth, drunks are getting an even worse reputation than ever.

Now that the cost of fuel is rising fast, how much will it cost us to operate Kash Patel's booty call jet?

Does the new job make Noem an "Agent of SHIELD"?

Pete Hegseth doing his best General Jack Ripper (Doctor Strangelove) impression.

If we want to cripple Iran, why don't we send them RFK Jr. and Doctor Oz, and then just wait?

The MAGAfication of John Fetterman seems to prove the fact that conservatism is caused by a mental defect. His came from stroke damage, the typical conservative is just not mentally operating correctly.

Never forget what you're fighting for.

So, I'm not watching the SOTU, but...it's gonna go one of two ways: 1. Batshit crazy, distracted, rambling. 2. They drug him again, and he is lethargic and reads the speech to the best of his limited ability.

I know it's not going to be easy, there will be more disasters ahead, but the one thing that the Fascists don't understand is that Europe in the 1930s was accustomed to being governed by autocrats, where democracy existed, it was new and strange. It won't be as easy to keep us from fighting back.

So he invents "The Institute of Peace". Puts his name on the building. Makes himself the permanent head of the organization. Takes $10 Billion from the US government without Congressional authorization.

Does no one remember SCOTUS saying Trump has full immunity for anything he does in office? So, they say you can't impose tariffs willy-nilly and he says nah, what comes next?

Did Trump read "The Little Golden Book of Presidenting"?

Things can not get better until we stop saying we need to elect the right "leaders". They are not fucking leaders, they are representatives who are supposed to act in our interests.

For the life of me, I can't understand why anyone would accept the fact that the names of the abusers are redacted.