Congrats to the Xbox 360 for beating teenage pregnancy

Criterion Collection Haul

Getting my ass beat for 60 hours with Expedition 33s parry system to going to Ghost of Yoteis parry system has me feeling like Neo in matrix

The actual finding here is that a huge percentage of the population believes things that are not true. Democrats objectively did not spend significant time on climate change or LGBTQ issues in the last election campaign.

The vibe I bring to the function

I was explaining to someone how chatgpt works when i realized its literally this joke

Hades 2 full launch getting me through today

Living the dream

Im sat for MCR and Evanescence

charlie kirk has received infinitely more sympathy and support from liberals than every single trans person, immigrant, and palestinian combined

Reminder that boycotting Xbox means also boycotting Gamepass, as well as Bethesda, Activision-Blizzard, GamePass and the many other studios Microsoft owns. It means not buying their games on Steam sale, too.

This is the kind of pedantic answering that comes from being trained on reddit

Black Southerners and Mexicans got hollywood locked down. This is the wakanda forever they didnt want you to see

If there were no NDAs all around I could tell you about twenty projects in the last five years alone that followed these exact steps except for "and it all came together beautifully". If anything can be learned here, it's not that they found a writer on a writing site and a musician on a music site.

Between Sinners and Expedition 33, im experiencing a positive monoculture that I haven’t experienced since mid 2010s at the peak of MCU and GoT and honestly its nice (until i remember political unrest)

What is the lifespan of software? What if you make software that's silly and full of whimsy? Will people remember it? Anyway, here's a video someone recently posted of “Good Luck, Babe!” by Chappell Roan performed through the composer feature in Mario Paint, a game released on Super Nintendo in 1992

Shoutout to credit card points for making this free

I just walked through an aisle at Publix that smelled like a con. Everyone was wearing crocs and nobody was wearing hard pants. Acceptance has gone too far. Bring back shame

Finished the Wano Arc of One Piece

That bird in Flow

Do yall think Vanilla Ice does the TMNT music cause “Ninja” is the only N word he can say?

“Hey Sam Wilson, you just saw your friend with wings get shot out of the sky, does that bring back any memories? Maybe memories as to how you got wings in the first place?” “Nah”

Man it sucks that Brave New World just like.. completely ignored all of the interesting backstory they established for Sam way back in Winter Soldier

I started Mo last night and its interesting how non white shows are so casual about gun violence. Like if something with a gun happens in a white show then it becomes a whole arc

The threat of ICE has tons of people on high alert, the result is claims of ICE seen without firm or specific info people can actually use — & sometimes, no ICE at all. It’s never “ICE spotted in Queens,” but “4 SUVs labeled DHS seen parked on 57th & 59th in Maspeth at 2:34pm.” Be specific!

As a chicano, few things are as humbling as needing the lyrics to understand Bad Bunny album lol

Spending the first day of 2025 like its 200”

Who would have thought five years of bombing at stand up would help me not feel embarrassed at my first pilates class

I bought this emergency medical cart from a retiring doctor and im incredibly stoked about it

Me when I hear somebody say a D6 instead of a Dice

Man so if we’re all starting from zero, then nows the chance i guess

🌘😠🌒 love an opportunity to share this to a fresh audience. One of my all times. ✨✨

People who say Zuko has the BEST redemption arc really just stopped watching things after the age of 16

I exclusively was using twitter via browserr cause i cant be trusted with the app. And i keep getting logged out, so i think its finally what’s gonna free me

Watching anime dubbed is great when you dont have a bitch in your ear telling you its bad

There are two things I randomly think about: 1. Damn they were really ready to kill Mike Pence 2. Damn Kendrick really dog walked Drake like that with zero pushback

Glen Powell is just Chris Evans but without anxiety

Me for the next six weeks watching the Percy Jackson series

Two more sleeps till Christmas!

Today I turn 30 after spending the weekend with old friends and new in one of my favorite cities, celebrating nerdy stuff I’ve been told my whole life Im gonna outgrow. here’s a blurry screenshot of me laughing at a painting in the NYC library and will definitely be coming back before the next nycc

Today I let a pretty girl with “i can fix you” syndrome sell me two books when im supposed to be on a book buying ban. Upside is if im gonna be down bad then ill be educated lol

I’ve been here for about 12 hours and have had an experience with social media that reminds me of days of old