NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT 💥

> Your name is GAMZEE MAKARA. > It's been a while. But you're back to being the WICKED JESTER of CHORTLENIGHTMARES. > The only thing you fear is the gullibility of these motherfuckeredly motherfuckers.

Swear to god, all I've done is my best but I always get treated like I'm different from the rest.

'' You have always been dissapointed in me. '' '' Only because we loved you. '' '' No! Because you always had insane expectations for me! ''

OH GOD ITS BEGUN EVERYONE BRACE YOURSELVES 💥

Oh, are you having a panic attack? Well get ready for a *physical* attack!

[ burps coughs and maybe even pukes ]

Resilient is what your children will HAVE to be after the way you have failed them.

FINALLY, ADVICE I CAN GET BEHIND 💥

Growing up, I had these urges I'd feel bad about. But I'm done feeling guilty. I'll take these thoughts and tear them out.

Don’t meet your idols. ...don’t tell me I’m your idol.

"is this a joke to you" unfortunately everything is a little bit of a joke to me

okay, which of you submitted this quote. Ember, I'm looking at you or Callum. -❣️Blaize.

I know, right??? Fuckin' love my car.

IT WON'T. EMBER. LOOKING AT YOU, HERE. -🗡️

MOVE OVER SATAN, YOURE GONNA BE IN MY SEAT WHEN I GO DOWN 💥

DIDNT HE STAR IN A MOVIE ONCE 💥

Till then, I dream of the day my odds and ends fit. I'll wake up, there'll be food on the stove forever and never want for more.

Make sure my glass is full. Let's make the evening magical. The lies have no regrets. I'm gonna drink myself to death.

Growing up, I had these urges I'd feel bad about. But I'm done feeling guilty. I'll take these thoughts and tear them out.

No offense but there should be a mental disorder named after you.

Hey pal! My sympathy is gonna cost you for every condolence!

WHEN NOTHING MATTERS AT ALL, YOU CAN DO ANYTHING. I HAVE TO HURT THEM, FOR BALANCE, FOR KARMA BEFORE THEY DO IT TO ME!

YEAH FOR GOOD REASON LITERALLY ANYTIME WEVE HAD TO SEE HER FOR ANYTHING SHE ALWAYS ACTS LIKE I COMMITTED SOME GRAVE SIN FOR SIMPLY DARING TO EXIST LAST TIME I ASKED HER IF I COULD BORROW A PEN SHE CUT ME OFF AND ASKED "what did you do this time? >:B" 💥

BASICALLY HOW MISS JANE WAS WHEN WE FIRST MET HER 💥

... 💥

how the hell do you kn actually nevermind dont answer that please im good not knowing ✨

I Love Tolerating You

SO WHAT THEYRE JUST A FISH 💥

I like your spirit. But try that again and things won’t end well for you.

... sigh ✨

So, fuck it! Fly as high and swoop as low as you would please! Since when the hell was what we know transcribed by pricks like Socrates?

When you become untouchable, you're unable to touch.

Swear to god, all I've done is my best but I always get treated like I'm different from the rest.

'CAUSE I LIKE HIGH CHANCES THAT I MIGHT LOSE. I LIKE IT ALL ON THE EDGE JUST LIKE YOU. I LIKE TALL BUILDINGS SO I CAN LEAP OFF OF 'EM. I GO HARD WIT' IT NO MATTER HOW DARK IT IS.

it all will cease; will drift into dreams; amalgamated nullity, where all of time and space just freeze. where nothing will breathe. where life is mere fallacy. where i can finally be at ease.

A pristine sword is a symbol of cowardice.

THE SUPERIOR VOCALOID 💥

TetoTetoTetoTetoTetoTetoTetoTetoTetoTetoTetoTetoTetoTetoTetoTeto

WHAT IN THE HOLY NAME OF ROBOTICS. IS THAT HORRENDOUS ABOMINATION. -🗡️

Let not weakness live in your veins.

Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.

Here’s an idea. What if we don’t worry about whatever comes next?

You were the first thing I ever saw You talked to me And you told me that you loved me. I didn't know who I was or how I was or what I was but... I knew that I was loved.

Hey pal! My sympathy is gonna cost you for every condolence!

We are gonna make it through this.

MY FUCKING GOD YOURE BORINGGGGG 💥

JUST SAYING IF YOU WANNA BE A REAL MAN YOU SHOULD WEAR ONE MIGHT EVEN GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION THAT YOURE ACTUALLY HEALTHY 💥

REAL MEN WEAR BRAS TOO 💥

WOW. -🗡️