I think that MAN who said bag charms are tacky and antiwomen should be drawn and quartered

my day ends at 4:30 if another mf asks me to do a last minute job at 4 and stay late a second friday in a row. im going to end up on the news

i keep telling myself “the only way to start is by starting” like i have a motivation sam reich in my head encouraging me to try new things

MEEEEEEE

if that lady who stole the knicks trashcan lost her job we should be firing any white man doing damage on the streets after ANY sports game

I genuinely don’t think dming a group larger than 5 would have been manageable for me if I hadn’t already been friends with everyone at my table. especially for the first campaign I ever ran

hime gyaru miku :)

im self aware the way i rate movies is chopped

i dont think the general public had enough critical thinking skills to be critiquing the character choices made in obsession lmao

ok im retiring “i have a masters degree” as my fav harmless lie to tell. im going to start telling people “oh i went to school with them” whenever a niche internet celebrity is mentioned

Hydrangea season ☔💐 #art #bunnies #hydrangeas

yeah actually i agree. the scariest thing about barbarian was the airbnb

you ever accidentally hit a fresh piercing and see your heart weighed on anubis’ scale for a split second

why did i say this

finding out my 50 year old coworker is into horror the same way i am has changed my life

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luca is allowed one ☝🏼 (1) self indulgent oc a year

seeing this on my own world anvil page was kind of crazy

anyway guys the piratws of the caribbean movies would be the best movie franchise if it were not for the racism

also to continue being a hater, it’s insane to me how not self aware people are. like so many people will just interrupt you only to talk about themselves it makes me wanna bash my face into a wall

nothings more annoying than when you’re venting and someone decides to play devil’s advocate like ??? why are you dick riding so hard for someone who’s not in the room with us

luca is allowed one ☝🏼 (1) self indulgent oc a year

clark shouldve just offered a $1.50 hot dog drink combo deal like costco then maybe he wouldn’t have gotten lost in the backrooms

just realized now i casually came out to two 50 year old men ive worked with for four years now

my mom was like “oh if you talk to your sister today tell her…” and I was like IF?? lmfao we’re texting RIGHT NOW while im face timing you

no one should need preexisting knowledge of a movie to be able to enjoy and understand it watching it for the first time

guys obsessiom was insane and my heart was in my asshole the whole time Inde Navarrette might be the best actress of all time and i dont say that lightly

we’re doing a double feature and seeing obsession now

zack creger… fatphobia in horror? low hanging fruit

backrooms was so mid but so pretty

I bet it feel good as fuck for the eczema patch on my wrist to get scratched

it’s so fucking hot my fupa is wetter than a jersey mike’s andwhich

trying to sleep without a jerma stream on

WTF i was gonna be like “irish horror slaps enjoyed oddity, hokum and caveat” not even knowing it’s just the same director

Preparing fruitcake for dad #deltarune

screenshot redraw #phm #projecthailmary

priory of the orange tree would slap harder if it wasn’t so stereotypical about the WEST and EAST. come on it’s tired we’re done with that

theyre never gonna let me have revelations claire back again

idec about deltarune anymore

coworker: i need enrichment me: do you believe in god

grace is quirked up white boy question

i think ursula is the hottest disney villain and she and the fairy godmother from shrek should scissor

very tickled by our 19 year old waitress calling my 40 year old sister “honey”

I painted the pansexual sea.

I was gonna cut my hair for summer but my coworker just had a dramatic hair cut so i cant do it for a few months now

I got tailgated by someone with a rainbow paw print sticker and it made me homophobic

my OCs being hey june🌈

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im such a fucking lemming why am i actually doing my job when my boss and my manager aren’t in office

I painted the gay sea.