"breaking news Greece is currently under attack by an edgy man with too much hair and a very big toothpick"

"this is fire lowkey thanks for sharing all your personal info with me Sora! ✌️"

OMEGA oh yeah I got three bounty hunters coming (ik the arkham knight ain't one but he fits so sue me.)

"MORGAN I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU."

"MORGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN."

"Prep Time? Isn't that batman's thing? Don't tell me you guys have batman..."

"Mewtwo's a bitch... Guys wish for women who are built like him what sense does that make?"

"once you buy a coffin."

"You should see how many people I brought to crimson crew's base... I don't think he'd get in!"

"yep... Lab made men are just far superior." [Sephiroth let out a laugh.] "Better then someone like you."

"NAH NAH I JUST CAME ON HERE TO SAY SORA YOU ARE A BITCH YA MAMMAS A BITCH YA DADDYS A BITCH GOOFY'S A BITCH DONALDS A BITCH EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU SCREAMS BITCH." [Sephiroth takes a breath.] "AND I HOPE THIS QUEST FOR RIZZ STAYS FUTILE BECAUSE YOU DON'T DESERVE LOVE YOU ******BITCH.******."

"summon all the meteor you want :3"

"YES KRIS!"

"HAH SIKE!" [bro flew away 😭🙏]

"... purple?"

@destinyslight.bsky.social "WHERE THE BLOODY HELL HAVE YOU BEEN!?"

"Oh sora's back... yaaaaaay :|"

"Hello everyone I'm reading!"

"You'll know when your older." [Sephiroth just quietly walked off.]

"Doesn't suit you... I'd prefer you wear a long ass trench coat."

OMEGA With all the chaos erupting it makes us feel like there's no time left... but now... 𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐏𝐇𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄!

"I KNOW! I KNOW! IT'S GENIUS!"

"YES! I LOVE BEING INSANE!" [HIGH FIVE!]

"Try stop Morgan and ill slice your entire park in half and... Lower your food prices."

"Make him one of those suits... That'd be hilarious!"

"That's the exact reason I joined CrimsonCrew! I love being with fellow insane godlike beings!"

OMEGA alright reel em in... Here fishy...

"Alright... NEVERMIND IGNORE ME I'M JUST INSANE!... I need to go sharpen my sword this baby is getting dull as hell."

OMEGA might fucking bring Tommy Oliver here rn 😭

"I know... just lemme scare em it's funny..." [Giggle.)

"NOW THAT'S SOMETHING WE CAN AGREE ON!" [Sephiroth began slicing buildings in half and committing mass genocide at Epcot.]

"Well now... It seems #𝑪𝑹𝑰𝑴𝑺𝑶𝑵𝑪𝑹𝑬𝑾 have begun this new cataclysm it seems the only way to save yourselves is to kneel down and beg to us."

"Morgan... Why the hell... are you opening a fountain... AT FUCKING DISNEYLAND."

OMEGA if I give Sephiroth a power up for this I think event...? Its gonna be merged zamasu based 100%.

OMEGA he knows a crash out sora can wipe everyone and he ain't gonna help until he's asked

OMEGA

"And so... It begins you'll all be in tears once Sora finds you... and when you do... 𝙔𝙤𝙪'𝙡𝙡 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙚 𝙖𝙩 𝙢𝙮 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝐁𝐞𝐠𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐒𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐫."

OMEGA if Sora does snap I want yall to come crawling to this man asking for him to save you BEG SEPHIROTH TO BE YOUR SAVIOUR.

OMEGA sephiroth rn:

OMEGA imma make kratos ngl

"Certainly a perfect way to hide... I'm impressed."

OMEGA people love you Stella.

OMEGA anytime dude gotta spread the love.

"Sora better not be dead... IF SORA'S DEAD I SWEAR TO GOD."

"Is sora back yet... I made him a gift basket."

OMEGA working

"hell yeah."

"Huh... Where's the nearest coca cola factory?"