Minnesota needs to open a Vietnamese restaurant called Pho Kice.

I’m famous…in India? I traveled to India to do stand up comedy and saw my face everywhere. Tour: ericschwartzlive.com FEB 5-7 - RENO, NV FEB 13-15 - HOUSTON, TX MAR 28 - VISALIA, CA MAY 3 - TEMPE, AZ #standupcomedy #india #indiatravel #mumbai

May we all love to unlike him! 🦈

JUST ANNOUNCED! I’m headed to Animeverse HOUSTON Feb 13-15 and performing a live comedy show at The Secret Group Feb 13. Tix just went up at ericschwartzlive.com! #hellaverse #helluvaboss #hazbinhotel

Helluva Boss cosplayers are the best! @absolyoshi blew minds when he came to my comedy show in head-to-toe Chaz cosplay. See you here (ericschwartzlive.com): 12/14 @laughfactory.bsky.social - Covina, CA 12/32 Rooster’s - Sunnyvale, CA #helluvaboss #helluvabosscosplay

Happy #TurkeyThurmanThursday! 🦃🦈 @absolyoshi (Josh) absolutely killed the Chaz cosplay at my show in Burbank last night! I’m thankful for all of you Chazmatazz for keeping Chaz alive and well.

CHICAGO: You’ve seduced me. I’m coming to see you at Zanies Rosemont Sept 24. Let’s see just how deep that dish really goes. TIX: rosemont.zanies.com/show/eric-sc...

I’m hooked on SQUEEGEE & WINDOW TINTING?! How did this happen?

Happy Mexican Independence Day/16 de Septiembre!

Will this emoji be on the iPhone 17? TOUR: ericschwartzlive.com 9/24 - Chicago, IL 9/25 Milwaukee, WI 10/8 - Ontario, CA 11/26 - Burbank, CA

I’m pinching myself…The song I sing on The Helluva Boss Season 2 Soundtrack just dropped on @atlanticrecords.bsky.social! “Chaz Time,” is written and produced by the great Sam Haft. Go to your favorite streamer and let’s get the Helluva Boss Soundtracks to 1 and 2 on the charts! #helluvaboss

Helluva Boss is kind of a big deal. I’m constantly in awe the amazing artists who make this show. @hellaverse.bsky.social

Font obsession is real! Selecting the right font is like picking a movie on Netflix… you could fall asleep in front of the screen before you pick the perfect one. Tour: ericschwartzlive.com

The world’s most hated font turns 30, yet still acts like it’s five.

Rate my rizz vs your rizz. Come to my rizz seminar: Ericschwartzlive.com/tourdates 7/3 - Lubbock, TX 7/5 - Plano, TX 7/11 - Tucson, AZ 7/12 - Yuma, AZ 7/18-19 - Sacramento, CA 8/6 - Irvine, CA 9/25 - Milwaukee, WI 10/8 - Ontario, CA 11/26 - Burbank, CA

Found this on my camera roll from 2020.

I won’t judge you if you bought a Tesla and the politics around it changed. But if you bought a Cybertruck, you’re still a douche!

My shows are like mini cons, except they’re live performances where only the voice actor who plays Chaz is on stage doing original material. So, yeah…exactly like a con. Ericschwartzlive.com/tourdates

I’m signing these Chaz Pride prints live on YouTube.com/ericschwartz at 11 am PT. If you want one, hit: Streamily.com/ericschwartz

They say “you can’t live in fear.” This is how I escaped my childhood bully. TOUR: (ericschwartzlive.com) 7/3 - Lubbock, TX 7/5 - Plano, TX 7/11 - Tucson, AZ 7/12 - Yuma, AZ 7/18-19 - Sacramento, CA 8/6 - Irvine, CA 9/25 - Milwaukee, WI 10/8 - Ontario, CA 11/26 - Burbank, CA

🏳️‍🌈🦈One more live signing for my new Chaz Pride print by @samuraiames.bsky.social! Get yours at Streamily.com/ericschwartz and join the live stream at YouTube.com/ericschwartz Sunday, June 29 at 11 am PT.

Helluva Boss cast in Helluva Show LIVE in Vegas Apr 26! Join me, Brandon, Georgie, Cristina and Sam at Area 15. Tix: area15.com/events/hellu... Let the Hellaverse know!

Helluva Boss fans rush the stage with fan art! Chaz has brought so many great Helluva Boss fans to my comedy shows and I can’t wait to see you here (ericschwartzlive.com): 3/30 - San Francisco 4/3 - Oxnard 4/9 - Tampa 4/10 - Naples 4/25-27 - Las Vegas (LVL UP) 5/17 - San Antonio 9/25 - Milwaukee

Happy St. Chazwick's Day! Caption this...

AI will never replace graphic designers… TOUR: (ericschwartzlive.com) 2/23 - Santa Clarita, CA 3/1 - Bellflower, CA 3/5 - San Jose, CA 4/3 - Oxnard, CA 4/10 - Naples, FL #graphicdesign #graphicdesigner #font #designlife

Send this Valentine’s grammar gram to someone who needs to hear it. TOUR: (ericschwartzlive.com) 2/23 - Santa Clarita, CA 3/1 - Bellflower, CA 3/5 - San Jose, CA 4/3 - Oxnard, CA 4/10 - Naples, FL

Can I get an "Oh Yeah?!" Only a handful of dates so far, but I’m sure you’ll tell me where to go next. Tix: ericschwartzlive.com 2/23 - Santa Clarita, CA 3/1 - Bellflower, CA 3/5 - San Jose, CA 4/3 - Oxnard, CA 4/10 - Naples, FL

Renaming Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of America is gonna catch on like when Twitter was renamed X.

SAN DIEGO! They’re going to ask me to do the halftime show one of these days. Until then, let’s kick off Super Bowl Weekend at Mic Drop San Diego! Tix: www.micdropcomedy.com/events/106729 #sandiego #sandiegolife #sandiegoliving #sdlife

Elon Musk is taking us to both the future and the past at an alarming rate.

Not sure why, but I’m beginning to think the air-quality map on @Apple iPhones isn’t accurate…

This lady at my comedy show came at me sideways so I had to straighten things up with some of the stiffest dancing you’ve ever seen. TOUR: (ericschwartzlive.com) 1/9 - Phoenix 1/17 - Pasadena 1/18 - Sonoma 2/7-8 - San Diego 2/23 - Santa Clarita 3/1 - Bellflower

This guy at my comedy show was r@cist against himself! TOUR: (ericschwartzlive.com) 1/9 - Phoenix, AZ 1/17 - Pasadena, CA 1/18 - Sonoma, CA 2/7-8 - San Diego, CA 2/23 - Santa Clarita, CA 3/1 - Bellflower, CA

Sexiest characters in Helluva Boss? Someone started this thread on Reddit. Chazmatazz, you know what to do! www.reddit.com/r/HelluvaBos...

Happy New Year! Say this to yourself every day of 2025.

The sold-out Helluva Show at @HollywoodImprov was a huge success last night! I hosted this killer lineup of @SamHaft @IgnisTwote and Brandon Rogers. Should we do it again? Where?

In our Jewish and Filipino household, we not only cook up matzah ball adobo, but this video: “Ay Nako! It’s Hanukkah” #filipino #hanukkah #happyhanukkah #filipinofood TOUR: (ericschwartzlive.com)

It’s showtime! Where do I NEED to tour in 2025? The most-commented cities are more likely to get a tour stop, so let me know!

Happy Hanukkah! Here is part three of the hardest Hanukkah rap ever. I released Chocolate Coins for Hanukkah 2006 and it hasn’t stopped spinning. Pump up for your next dreidel game this Hanukkah! TOUR: ericschwartzlive.com

Happy Hanukkah! I originally released “Chocolate Coins” for Hanukkah 2006 and it has never stopped spinning.

Holiday Parody Song Classic: Being Jewish on Christmas is no bowl full of matzah balls.

Best/Worst Logo Redesigns of 2024 (Pt 3)

This has to be the most hated logo redesign of the year!

Best and worst logo redesigns of 2024!

Get #ChazWicked! I’m doing one more Chazwick Thurman live signing before the holidays, so grab a gift for yourself or your favorite Chaz fan by Dec 15. Go here: Streamily.com/ericschwartz #helluvaboss #helluvabossedit #hazbinhotel #helluvabossfanart

Where my pink-Pilates-hip-hop-pop heads at?! Sure, my Spotify Wrapped card might revoke my rap card. But I had Sabrina on repeat because I was thinking about making parodies of her music. I just never got around to making “Burrito” from “Espresso.” TBH, it did help me bond with my 10-year-old niece.

Wow, can anyone beat Lyft’s amazing deal for “Lack Friday?” #LackFriday #BlackFriday #Thanksgiving #Thanksgiving2024

It’s gonna be a Helluva show when Brandon Rogers and I hit the stage at @FlappersComedy in Burbank Wednesday. Tell everyone! Tix: www.flapperscomedy.com/shows/eric-s...

Justin Timberlake does ordinary things in extraordinary ways. TOUR (ericschwartzlive.com): 11/27 - Burbank, CA 12/7 - Visalia, CA 12/28 - Hollywood, CA 1/9 - Phoenix, AZ #justintimberlake #popmusic #comedysketch #parody

Who has time to drink when there’s so much to write? Come see and my intoxicating journal (ericschwartzlive.com) 11/27 - Burbank, CA 12/7 - Visalia, CA 12/28 - Hollywood, CA 1/9 - Phoenix, AZ #standupcomedy #sober #soberlife #livecomedy