what I expect to find outside Metro Camarones:

screenshots from my drunk night in vrchat yesterday. apparently i attempted to purchase an air conditioner at the kmart pharmacy

I'm leaving the MOTHER community. I can't do this anymore. It just keeps building up past traumas.

I need to fuck

wh- what did I just find

chat, guess who used it

realest shit ever

Timbiriche fym DO NOT USE? the hell is this copyright note lmao

I'm sorry, I bought some Islam yesterday

Link so gay they had to pull a "they're just roomates" with a probably straight ship

not gonna lie, it's VERY fucking funny that I'm now gonna be taking a diplomate on game design because my parents looked at me getting super excited for looking for a job in compsci (pictured here my peak joy for working in the non-gaming tech industry)

Going to start calling genres "soundfonts" to further dilute the term more than it already is. I love listening to Sabrina Carpenter's Espresso, which was made with the pop soundfont

curse you, Toby Fox.

so the friend group chat dissolved...

In today's episode of "YouTube definitely does NOT know what the hell am I and shows me the wrong ads", it ups the "oh you're definitely cishet" and takes it to a whole new level called "welcome to menopause"

Am I ready to die? Or is my legacy not enough yet?

like fuck man, idk what to say other than what a bunch of blind idiots inhabit ths world lmao

bro's lore drop is so fucking intense it beats every single fanfic ever

I find it funny when people complain about someone not tagging their art as "not safe for WORK" bitch wtf u doin' on Bluesky in work hours? get back on that grind

(playing Akinator seeing if he guesses Pippin from MOTHER) "Is your character red-headed?" "Yes" "Does your character jump off walls and double jump?" Bruhh

it's fucking hilarious that I was watching a vid called "The New Aesthetics of Fascism", and it gets cut off with an ad of a AI conference for businessmen

OH, OH MY, WHAT THE FUCK THEY FUCKED IN MY BED

new game, taking the strategy of "can't simp yourself"

I lost all of my cities

you ever like, simp too hard with Tomyris you end up giving up one of your cities as a free gift?

Thanks, Civilization

Honestly it's a shame that Nintendo didn't create an equivalent of Nintendo Music for PCs. However since it's on Android and I can use Smart Connect, I can just use it on Windows 10 like normal. ...sigh, I have to thank Microsoft for once...

I can't even write a fucking post

Honestly screw my mother for messing with my works all the fucking time. She's getting really annoying with me making music out of the sudden, undermining my love for the craft and other's enjoyment of the output.

I lived bitch

If something happens to me in the next 24 hours, tell him he made the pain of existing worthwhile.

I clicked on a random video wanting to know more not just about the Stop Killing Games initiative, but also PirateSoftware's involvement from an unbiased POV... ...I think someone comparing working at Blizzard and being from ISIS is particularly not persuasive...

YO GUYS CHECK THIS OUT youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQD

I may be acting like usual rn but I'm genuinely losing it. Either way, I gotta do the right thing and make HIM leave me alone.

My Nelward to The Smiths pipeline must be studied

Update: now I turned off shuffle cuz it was getting annoying, but when a video ends it's forgetting to move to the next one. Technology...

for pride month you should listen to your trans friends' music and buy it off of bandcamp or whatever

Update: I manually broke the loop and it happened again. YouTube's broken. How the hell do you break such a simple random function?

The funniest YouTube glitch just happened to me. I generally play a 239 song playlist on shuffle while I study. For some weird ass reason though, it keeps looping through the same 3 songs. I don't know why this would happen under a genuine random algorithm except for batshit crazy luck.

why am I always in one of these two states and no in-between

The paradox of being able to say how lonely you are to millions online is just fascinating to me

I'm in fucking incognito mode and I'm just doing an assignment, what the fuck

"it would be an insult to this academic institution to use AI for your work" also the sacred and always without flaw academic institution:

The fact that me, somebody with a tourist VISA who has been in and out legally, who completely lost intentions of migrating for years now, and that would rather not enter the country, ME, getting a targeted ad basically menacing me to not enter the USA illegally or I'll get uberfucked... it's weird

hey @alsvastoriaarts.bsky.social can I DM you? I've been unable to reach out to you

Someone made a fucking OC based of me. A FUCKING OC. Dear God please free me from obsessive people. I just want to build my own damn life.

wdym he's from Chicago???