Really looking forward to the administration brain geniuses deciding to solve this by blowing up a Chinese tanker

Prepared for some Brazilian partisanship

Having some of the most thoroughly redacted thoughts of my life.

resurfacing this because it is a pretty good guide how anything is gonna go

Logistics is woke. Supply is woke. End-state planning is woke. Force protection? Believe it or not, woke

The pup has decided she no longer has to sleep in her crate and instead gets to sleep with her humans

While we’re talking about the Barzanis maybe it’s a good time to mention that they were running an operation to acquire zero click hacking tools out of the Prime Minister’s house in Reston, VA www.intelligenceonline.com/americas/202...

Remember when Congress authorized the use of force against Iran? Me neither. Any U.S. attack on Iran would violate U.S. and international law.

The big difference between the US and Brazilian/Korean case isn't that voters care less about democracy. It's that American elites basically did not care about it after two weeks

he was sitting in his office in a very dignified manner congratulating himself on how restrained he was being. "they'll remember me for my honorable conduct," he said, sipping some tea

INVESTIGATION: Over the last 5 months, the Banner and a coalition of partners analyzed 52 hours of footage and thousands of pages of documents from a joint THP/ICE operation targeting Nashville’s predominantly immigrant neighborhoods. Here’s what we found: (1/11) ✍️ @sarahgracetaylor.bsky.social

Poetic

no he doesn’t bite, he’s my CZECHOSLOVAKIAN WOLFDOG NAMED NAZGUL

Tired doggy

"Powerful" Epstein Accomplices Named by Congressmen Appear To Be Ordinary New Yorkers www.occrp.org/en/news/powe...

NEW: Reps Khanna and Massie pushed the DOJ to unredact a file in the Epstein files. Then Khanna read four men's names from it in a House floor speech, calling them "wealthy and powerful men that the DOJ hid for no apparent reason." / www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Affaire Epstein : en dénonçant le caviardage des dossiers publiés par le ministère de la justice, deux élus américains révèlent le nom de personnes sans lien avec l’affaire

Two Congressman named a group of men as Epstein's co-conspirators. While two of them, Sultan Bin Sulayem and Les Wexner, are well known associates of Epstien, the other four appear to have no connection to him at all. There are dangers in carelessness www.occrp.org/en/news/powe...

Criminality is so rampant inside CBP that it has seen one of its own agents or officers arrested every 24 to 36 hours since 2005. www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/accountabi...

EVERYTHING’S FINE YUP WE’RE GREAT DOING SUPER THX FOR ASKING

The is a knife to the heart

Emails released by the U.S. Justice Department trace a years-long friendship between Jeffrey Epstein and Karim Wade — the son of Senegal’s former president — who was jailed for corruption. www.occrp.org/en/scoop/eps...

“Do not forget in the house the harem part,” Wade, the son of the Senegalese President and powerful Transportation and Energy Minister told Epstein. “Happy to manage it.” www.occrp.org/en/scoop/eps...

Inshallah

In her chair

Is there an emergency way to get lockdown mode to turn on that doesn't require unlocking and messing with settings?

His mom didn’t take enough drugs while pregnant

new CBS contributor Peter Attia

You can tell she loves her new hat

Currently plotting to murder her hoomans for subjecting her to wearing a hat

Puppy on ice

We could improve national unity by bringing Andrew Cuomo back out and pelting him with tomatoes

1) this is horrible, horrific, awful to think about its intended use 2) i never want to hear "but we can't just put all these unemployed ice agents back out onto the streets" ever again. we know exactly where we can put them bsky.app/profile/fola...

of course it's the guardian lmao

Opposition to the “doxxing” of law enforcement is advocacy for having secret police.

Frolicking in the snow

Side note, the repeated use of agitators in this article by CNN is incredibly unprofessional and should have been edited out (I suspect it was edited in)

Abolish DHS, jail every DHS official

Incapable of posting

A modest proposal

I don’t think it’s the best environment for a child to grow up with their dad in prison

Bovino out to pasture. Took him to the slaughterhouse

Jail

Well, if his time as AG is anything to go by, when he sees a knife in a back he assumes the stabbed person put it there themselves.

He looks like the guy who gets fired for dramatically underperforming while the school desperately tries to cover up his sexual harassment

I know everything is bad, but here’s something that’s really bad in a different way. Huge scoop from OCCRP and specifically some of my favorite reporters out there www.occrp.org/en/news/jord...

We should put John Yoo in Gitmo

Not just lawyered, but AI written first

I guess Obama still hasn’t found the self respect to say something real