30 days 😍💞

Things I keep saying out loud to myself in Pilgrims Traverse: Why did you pull that? Okay I guess we're pulling everything...Nooo I wasted my swiftcast/searing light. Anybody got a phoenix down? Yep thanks for the rez that mech was ass & I'm dumb. I'll rez you in a sec I'm trying to not die.

Look, I don't know who needs to hear this, but pulling everything you see in a Deep Dungeon (Pilgrims Traverse) for example is a really good way to have a party wipe and have to reset your progress. SNEAK AROUND SHIT. DO NOT LEROY JENKINS EVERYTHING. Get the treasure, kill enemies as necessary & go!

Adventure plate compliments are the true end game. #FFXIV

In preparation for my Halloween costume in the coming days, I put on the longest nails I've ever had on. This is going to be an adjustment. Oof 😣💀

Oh, you know, just serving c*nt nbd 💋✨

Forgot to mention that the results are as follows: I have the spinal column of a 50 year old woman...I'm 36. The good news is my nerve damage is limited and it's good news that I'm so active and that's exactly what I need to keep doing according to my doctor. We're going to keep monitoring it.

Water pressure has mysteriously returned so I think it just needed to run for a few 🤷🏻‍♀️

Doing Pilgrim's Traverse today and I've been turned into what looks like a giant turd ball 💀 #ffxiv

All Saint's Wake was rad 🖤🐈‍⬛🦇🎃🍁🍂👻✨

I was just talking to my boyfriend earlier about how I miss the whimsy of having a landline phone and how either this or the cheeseburger shaped phone are the dream. Imagine hanging up on someone with the Garfield phone.

Anyone else hear the report that a lot of protein powders have an unsafe amount of lead in them? Yikes 😬

Oh to be the Oracle of a town in the Pacific Northwest 🦉🪵🌲✨

This was my favorite toy I had as a child. I brought it with me everywhere lol and if I didn't like you, you were getting put in the Dear Diary 😂💖✨

The water is running again in my kitchen sink but the water pressure is sort of weird? Apparently the cold water had a broken valve on the main line and it's been "fixed" not sure what's up with my weird water pressure but it's not TERRIBLE or anything. At least I can wash dishes in my sink again.

I just had someone mansplain the Wizard of Oz to me and I didn't feel like doing the emotional labor of explaining to this man why their opinion was shitty...so I didn't. I feel like we don't always remember this is an option.

I mean, when you think about it, isn't going to a buffet kind of just the ultimate "girl dinner"?

I get tells from random players about one of two things: I either get hit on by weirdos, or someone who loves my glam, and the latter I appreciate very much 💖 #ffxiv

I know it's a bit away, but I'm really excited that I'll be traveling around Thanksgiving (US) this year to visit my boyfriend. 🥰

I'm a little perturbed that, currently, I have "Copa Cabana" by Barry Manilow stuck in my head on loop. 💀

Water has not been running to my kitchen sink for two days now and I reported it to management for maintenance to fix it and they're "working on it" and apparently this is not an issue isolated to just my apartment. Hmm. Luckily I have water coming from my bathroom sink and shower...for now.

ever since getting an inversion table i've had the thought that i should hang upside down by it in the driveway and when someone comes home i can say "hello clarice" like hannibal lecter but i think it might only be funny to me

We should be asking this c o n s t a n t l y.

My family and I went to Bill Knapps once a week in the 90s!

YOU HEARD THEM

Absolutely hilarious how my ex sister in law literally said "never talk to me again" and was a total asshole to me but she has made several extra pages on FB and Instagram presumably to be nosy and see what I (and probably other people) are doing. Blocked. Fuck all the way off with that shit. 🙄

An episode of Berserk and ramen for dinner. Casca is queen. 👑🥰🍜🖤🦇✨

*patch 7.35 spoilers* Regrettable corn 🌽

Nobody could have imagined the future world that would find this funny and why

no talk me i'm pervert

my friend just shared this with me

yeah but have you eaten ravioli about it

I love that I have a friend that knows how obsessed I am with tomatoes and so she just brings me over giant freezer bags full of them from her garden 😂🍅✨

I got to pet my best friend's three kitties today. Always a good day when I get to pet a cat 😺🖤✨

On my way to get the results of my spinal X-rays read to me at my doctor. Wish me luck. I think they would've called in advance if it was anything major, but I am curious to know if my degenerating discs are mostly alright or if this is another medical issue I'm going to have to deal with 😬

The Monster Hunter collab on FFXIV is a MAJOR win. There's so much stuff you can get with the scales so I've been running the trial quite a bit today. It's really challenging but I think I'm getting the hang of it. :)

Why have I been like two seconds away from crying all day on this the day of me wearing fierce eyeliner? I am REALLY trying very hard NOT to cry my makeup off 😭

Today's look features combat boots and a graphic liner 🖤🦇✨

Well I finished my replay of #shemmue2 . Now to tackle some of my backlog before starting a replay of #ShenmueIII .

Oh hi, I bought reasonably priced but good quality synthetic extensions online and I'm kind of in love with how they look. It'll definitely work until my real hair grows out! 🖤 🦇✨ What do we think, chat? ✨

Making my way to Bailu Village #Shenmue2

#ffxiv wholesome 💖

Finally got the second phase of my Summoner relic weapon a couple of weeks ago #ffxiv

Master Baihu had some SERIOUS QTEs #Shenmue2

"Stupid Don Niu" #Shenmue2

This bird is heckin trouble #shenmue2

It was 2 and when you consider how niche our music tastes both are I think that's a decent amount haha

A year ago today, I left an abusive and extremely dangerous relationship. I barely made it out alive and to be thriving a year later despite having had some major challenges along the way is HUGE. I'm so proud of myself and I'm glad I have such a great support system & team of medical professionals.