My pants have fake pockets so now I just look like a weirdo rubbing my phone against my butt at work 🙃

I died ⚰️

Quick, the doctor said I need strawberry cheesecake crepes RIGHT NOW or I won't make it 🥺

MY TREE WONT STOP LEAKING

Got woken up at 4 am by my daughter trying to climb into bed with me after getting herself a nice cold glass of water. I do not recommend surprise 4 am ice baths if anyone was wondering.

At a hockey game rn chanting, "Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!" Every time they get in a lil scuffle.

Important PSA: Just because ween is over does not mean punkin season is over. It's still acceptable to walk around with your emotional support punkins in November.

I wonder how many of ya'll use 8008 as your phone pin 🤔

Tracking in snow and leaves with my shoes, pants covered in dog hair and salt. Definitely feels like November today.

Hello from the Cerebus 💜 Now please give Nori belly rubs, she says it's an emergency.

At first I thought this was a cute picture of me showing my daughter something in nature....then I remembered I was showing her an Amazon drone. The future is weird and depressing.

Obsessed with this tree topper 🌸🐻

SO HARD to choose what I listen to most between Dark/Ghost/Bug/Rock/Steel/Electric/Fairy/Shadow. I guess Dark/Fairy??

If anyone is looking to spice things up in the bedroom might I suggest some roleplay in this sexy lil number?

Having a cerebus, two kitties, and a five year old follow me around the house all day makes me very loved but I CANT FUCPKINNG WALK WITHOUT TRIPPING ON SOMEONE

Oldest selfie in my phone~ I miss my microdermals but seatbelts were my arch nemesis with them 🥺

This time of year is a struggle because every time I see someone in a brown, sherpa lined jacket I have to resist the urge to tell them they look like Leon Kennedy.

And now we wait for next Halloween

On day 5 of a pulsating migraine and going to a kids birthday party. RIP to me I guess 🙃☠️

Why is my birth month also the anti nut month???

Whoopsie Daisy 🤭 Almost forgot to post my costume~ 💛🧡🌼 🍄👑🌼🍄🧡💛

It's Ween! Money is tight but I made sure to squirrel enough away for the neighborhood kiddos to get the good stuff. Whats everyone's plans tonight? I'll be trick or treating with my little Princess Peach tonight 🎃

This time of year I get to dress how I do normally at work and get told by coworkers they like my "halloween outfit." 😅

🎃 IT'S WEEN WEEK 🎃 My power is at it's fullest. But what the heck do I use it for?

Wearing a black shirt with a white collar today which means I'll get called Wednesday at least 10 times today at work. I'm not mad about it. 🤷‍♀️

Celebrating spooky season the right way by doing something truly terrifying. This morning I have to go to the Secretary of State (or DMV/BMV depending on where you live) for work. At least I have an appointment.

Putting my daughter to bed like

Me?? Take cringey bathroom mirror selfies at work?? I would never. ANYWAY, Happy Friday~! 💜 Ya'll have any fun plans this weekend?

Playing Pokémon with my starter

Does anyone know where I can purchase some bright and colorful yet conservative clothing? Nothing dark or revealing please. I would never.

The Cerebus says g'morning, say it back 🐶🐶🐶

I hope ya'll are having a great start to the week and had a lovely weekend! Work has been extra busy so I spent a lot of it trying to catch up. Sorry if Ive been bad at friending lately, feeling extra swamped and drained lately 😵‍💫 Still, sending lots of love to ya'll 💜

Since it's that time of year, don't forget to check Spirit's site for coupons if you go ✨

Can responsibilities please leave me the alone this weekend so I can get some gaming in? It's spooky season, I need to play more Silent Hill f, get Little Nightmares III, go trick or treating in Hello Kitty AND work on Palia Autumn stuff 😵 If anyone needs me this weekend, this will be my response

I hate that work is stressing me out so much that I'm constantly panicking about it even when I'm not there. Jobs are a curse on humanity. 😮‍💨

✨🩸Friendly reminder tonight is the annual harvest moon blood sacrifice at my place! 🩸✨ Please make sure to write what dish you're bringing to pass in the shared google doc. We still need someone to bring ice. Last year someone (Lord Gorglosh) forgot even though they signed up for it.

Had to get out of bed this morning when I was comfy and eepy

The hardest part of changing bed clothes is having to take off and re-situate the plushies.

Took my daughter to a claw machine arcade today. We are rich in plushies 💖

Yayayay Friday~ Any fun plans for this weekend? I'm hoping for some time with Silent Hill and spooky movies but we'll see how that goes.

It has been 0 days since I've cat called my neighbors hot plague doctor Halloween decoration.

Am I supposed to make a promosky?? I've never done it but I get why it's helpful. I just feel weird advertising myself. Like uhhhh, I post about getting pegged by cracker barrel and care too much about Halloween, I'm sorry???

Happy first day of 'Ween 🎃💜

Important question: Can you suck web goo out of Spiderman's web hole?

Tomorrow is October! Don't forget to leave blood & cookies out for me and Sam tonight 🎃💜

Getting out of bed on a Monday

Had the niblings stay over last night, gave my niece the "alphabet" pillow 🤭

Went to Five Below with my daughter a bit after this and she BEGGED for a "Fashion boy" ornament she came across. He now graces our Halloween tree.

I just had such yummy pizza for lunch, gonna be fantasizing about this place 💜

I hate that I spend all week anticipating the weekend and then when the weekend comes I end up being so swamped by responsibilities that I'm still just incredibly drained and burnt out come Monday. Maybe if I act unenthused about the weekend it'll be relaxing. Gonna try some reverse psychology here.