why won’t hunter pence blink

Into my veins

cam schlittler poet and a prophet

FUCK BOSTON TBH

maybe this year we will remember to play once we get to the series

TOP OF THE HEAP

shower eat sit around in your undies then get dressed? eat shower then undies? every year the order of operations eludes

carlos (don’t let it go to your head)

you’ve the mail

(it was a latte)

a unhoused man who was feeling himself using university place as his runway/stage to repeatedly sing shout at me that i’m boring and my cappuccino is boring greatest city in the world my guy

walking around the old campus listening to pete yorn like it’s 2001-2011

is neal francis from 1973 for real i am asking

HAPPY CASH IN CHIP BAGS FOR ALL DAY

seriously gentiles respectfully what do you do with this and why

note to self: never look for sukkah decorations online again

cuomo is best use case of the seinfeld take vs. hold a reservation bit AKA anyone can step aside but you gotta stay aside

i’m so sorry to hear about kaleb horton :(

fortunately/unfortunately my brain seems to have corrected most of its cognitive dysfunction from my neuro condition, you’ve been warned

there’s horrific suffering everywhere and real human beings involved, it’s not a punchline for anyone but especially not to assert good taste vs bad taste

this is not a good joke even if it’s just a joke :(

conclave was so good

legit can’t tell if i am hate watching black rabbits or not?

not tznius

What a Fool Believes by The Doobie Brothers www.shazam.com/track/331317...

mmm pipiks

did you guys know it’s idiopathic intracranial hypertension awareness month? not brag but i’ve been doing it since february #iih

gestation for american made couches is longer than youd think

congratulations to me and @jordandavis.bsky.social our couch is finally born

🫠

Anita Humpage www.findagrave.com/memorial/224...

if you guys think im cancelling the streaming platform that brought us the KOTH reboot youre crazy

i dont remember this sort of support when i complained about hulu for 3 years to you guys

*low whistle*

maybe toonses can host all of the late night shows

nothing kill the vibes on yacht rock radio like atlanta rhythm section's imaginary lover

i would have done terribly in the shtetl, let's be real (internal reasons)

LEARN THE LANGUAGE

just a geriatric millenial raised by a young boomer with the soul of a gen xer :/

does anyone remember Nitemoves? someone? anyone? @craigsj.bsky.social? @myfakeironlung.bsky.social?

i miss charles barkley making fun of gulf coast water

you know what time of year it is www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XwO...

do i know one person who subscribes to aquarium drunkard? pls show yourselves. not trying to get around anything, considering subscribing.

DWCYNCC

also FAFO TBH? too soon?

rih tbh

*low whistle*

Breaker by Deerhunter www.shazam.com/track/278451...