self administered wellness check

i want to go to grossinger’s and be suite mates with judge judy and iyanla?

i want to log off and watch old iyanlas

being a fan is a trap and im a repeat idiot

i cant stop thinking about last night's knicks game i regret to asay

im hiring an interior designer years old

BING BONG

tugba and memo

I’d rather be forgotten than relegated to QR code in memoriam. #grammys

why didn’t the grammys mention sly!??

if you don’t fuck with this music in a serious way you have nothing and that’s so sad for you

the way i gasped when i saw bilal

how do you become such a dullard

someone needs to come collect john legend

BREAKING: gap band and deerhunter have won all of the 2026 grammys

if i never heard losing my religion again id be fine with that

trade deadline is giving me a sensitive tummy :/

hehehe I solved the Sunday 2/01/2026 New York Times Daily Crossword in 6:07!

why didn’t anyone tell me about the NTS app?

of course judge judy is a libra

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO PHIL COLLINS

gradey dick

Last Exit by Pearl Jam www.shazam.com/track/520350...

step into my joffice baby

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anyway here’s wonderwall etc

some of you are dumber than i realized ❤️

anthony edwards isn’t the problem here get your heads out of your asses idiots

leftover chulent dot blogspot dot com

rumble in the jungle t bison :(

why do the minutes on the pitt go faster than other minutes

im doing aunt day tomorrow with my nieces and im exhausted thinking about it

KAT hurt his penis :(((

everyone’s got cotton in their nose

latrell spreewell is a silver fox

got neurolens and now i can retire when im 95

anyone have neurolens glasses? 👓

i’ve never been as right as i am about this

what we need is bradford cox to do an atlas sound cover of the cars’ moving in stereo, it’s so obvious

has Big Cardigan come out with any data on the landry shamet effect??

just demanded that the dev team stop using the term "influencers" when they mean people with some combo of expertise + social capital + name recognition

the knicks are on too late, no more west coast i say

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were gonna daniel plainview post thru it

shhh it’s in bergen county, nj

if 👏 you 👏 say 👏 i’m 👏 an 👏 oil 👏 man 👏 you 👏 will 👏 agree

mr bufkin i presume

i’ve entered the diy inpatient part of the winter