BTS as Rupert Giles quotes: TH: Sometimes the most adult thing you can do is ask for help when you need it. JM: Tea is soothing. I wish to be tense. SJ: You should never be cowed by authority. Except, of course, in this instance when I am clearly right and you are clearly wrong.

I am currently using seven pillows and a tempurpedic adjustable bed to sleep without injuring myself worse (not to mention the many dr*gs)... This body is annoying af

Altho sigh customink charging extra starting at 2X (and then MORE for 3x than 2x and 4x more than 3x)

So pretty, ordered mine!

I ❤️ sickbois

7th grade math teacher who promised no one in her classes got above a C. This is not the brag you think it is, Mrs chehadi!!!

.... How much have I stopped watching streamed kpop concerts bc I had nowhere to live tweet

It's gonna take everything in me to not put on a shimmery copper red eye look tomorrow just to sit around the house (taemin in particular has perfect sickboi undereyes tonight)

New shinee album is shaping up to sound amazing and v shinee

My friend charges her husband rent and has sole ownership of their house and that's already a level of wild to me, but I guess at least she isn't this specific (but its not a simple settled thing either bc it comes up on our calls all the time)

Missed the beginning of the shinee concert to watch a 2 yr old season finale but we're here now

I had to cancel everything planned for my last day of work bc using my left arm or leg skyrockets my pain to a 9, and just sitting on the couch for a meeting got me to a seven

😑 sir you come into MY HOUSE and speak to ME of the old texts--- I WAS THERE WHEN THEY WERE WRITTEN (in my head as I was falling asleep at night)

If we are mutuals and you happen to still be on Snapchat, do you want pictures of this guy?

This is the horniest picture I have ever seen of lee jlnki and I will not be taking questions

Oh this impression meme seems way too vulnerable for me, an invisible person that is impossible to remember I'm even nervous to respond to other people's like that would let them know I presume we are friends and if we aren't friends just mutuals, I have endangered my chances of ever being friends

Not regionally specific but, heretical specifically as a white girl who was in high school at the ~turn of the century: cucumber melon smells awful, and taemin is right.

I hate dill. It feels heretical to not like ranch dressing as a white person but just the smell of it hurts my stomach. (I'm also a cilantro soap taster but there's a certain edge of that that HAS to be in Mexican food or it doesn't taste right. But I don't want any extra in my garnish)

The heated rivalry unauthorized off Broadway came up at our work lunch today. And they said "maybe it's based on the books? But I don't think many people read those" me "plenty of people I know did...." oh my dear hockeys

I've also written almost a whole chapter of heirs au, the impetus for making a kpop Twttr... I was frozen last week bc I discovered a draft I didn't remember writing and suddenly I had two versions to reconcile and I couldn't have both and needed to make CHOICES

Fun news, everyone: I have hazbinned and also old man yaoi pilled, so if you were already there two years ago and I didn't pay attention bc I'm late to EVERYTHING, *waves*

This is excellent news!!

Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap

I am not handling those being iyennie's hands

Straight across the top, I truly was cursed with celiac (but lately I'm prob taking 3/4s of it home. But I still want it. Also now I want an egg bagel w a side of sweet grits

Alright alright this is the other reason (other than knowing abt comebacks and announcements) I had to come back to kpop soc med. Bc this is the most comforting ache and I just love yoonjin so much??

I never understand the push for bipedal robots when the whole point should be robots doing robot jobs in a robot way, not imitating the human way

I will never tire of a sunburned makeup concept

I will send each individual member of bts a fruit basket for encouraging jimin's hair growth journey

My body is really suffering with work today and I'm trying to be patient with it but also I have stuff that really needs to get done TODAY

It has been wild moving to the actual suburbs of Seattle (view ridge, previously lived in Belltown and SLU) from the exurbs of south Florida. Where suburbs mean still densely packed single family homes, frequently w adus, 5story apts on corners, bus stops, businesses in walking distance.

mimi, explaining how he’s been experimenting with his hair, slightly abashed. seokjinnie zoning out but listening in noticing mimi slightly affected and immediately compliments him on his hair specifically and mimi settles at ease, returns a compliment, making seokjinnie’s smile bloom so prettily 🥹🥰

We felt enough with Seattle obv that we moved her but it still surprises me every time we head back into the city from the airport, how every part of the skyline says Welcome Back Home to me.

coquí frog :) #sciart

It is the year 2026 and I still want an animated MV for Olivia that blends their wwa/otra concert visuals style with yellow submarine

So on your Spotify 100 of all time, which one direction song victimized you today?

Ive been mad at Spotify for yrs for not giving me an option to downvote a suggested song from a Playlist, like I could on slacker, like you do not understand the vibe here. Now I'm freshly mad at it calling songs "never-streamed" when I absolutely have and it doesn't give me any way to correct it!!

I regret very little about blowing work off as much as possible (except that I should've started earlier before it got hot)

I bought so many plants the past few weekends and very few of them have made it into the ground and that has me very worried. But also driving around Seattle means seeing all these gorgeous flowering yards and I couldn't help myself

Who can I pay to just put my writing all in one present tense?

I've never had a full discord failure like this before....... What do I do with my life for the next hour? Work??

I just did the hardest thing I've ever done in my life today: finally wrote the opening scene for a fic that I outlined in detail six years ago

I see you SM and I don't trust you one bit. Hand over the shinee mini and we'll see how I feel in Q3

What will it take for a social media to refresh while leaving you at your place so you can scroll up in chronogical order? Why is that so hard?

I really underestimated how much of my kpop feed is now a heated rivalry feed (and I'm sorry, but now my demand avoidance has set me back another six months from watching it, I'm aware I'm only hurting myself)

Ok now I'm jealous of texas (after everyone was jealous for Tampa d2 getting pied piper)

I don't want to work, I want to be outside in my yard or inside w kpop. Why does the world not accommodate my binging brain

I spent my evening painting a Martian landscape onto two free wooden pallets as part of getting ready for a dogs birthday, very normal behavior

Since I've never been here regularly after signing up, is there any different etiquette from og twt? Any tricks? Are there third party apps?