frat bro ben and sustainable homestead baddie rey he builds her a chicken coup cage but not before demonstrating how big and strong he is by lifting the wheel barrow of supplies rey, sipping her tea as he reps it to 100: “that’s amazing babe! 🥰”

currently dusted off my sewing machine because the urge to create is returning, ahem

the scene where she turns to walk away but he follows after her so she gets mad and tries to shove him away but he’s solid and doesn’t budge, not even politely 🫠

Alpha Ben unironically wearing this to EVERYONE’s detriment

#Reylo There’s an awkwardness to a schoolroom with only two pupils—especially when they hate one other. (“You’re so no fun,” tiny Lady Kenobi taunts young Lord Solo. He smirks. “Least they don’t make me use the special scissors.”) Guardians are often called. They tell the story at the wedding.

Some people are so sweet it’s like they were dipped in sugar at birth and it seeped all the way into their hearts.

trad wife ❌ PET wife ✅

thinking about spoiled princess rey and her moody wizard who lives in a tower that she refers to as “tower wizard” instead of his actual name but she pesters him anyways “tower wizard, brew my tea” “have the servants do that for you” “yeah but yours tastes so much better when you do it!!”

It was an understatement to say she was annoyed. Livid wasn’t quite strong enough, venomous felt too pure. But the ire she had sitting in her chest was something she was intent on sharing with her dearly beloved when rumors began to circulate that he wasn’t being.. faithful.

Phee wasn’t planning on being late to her own wedding, but she wanted to take a dip in the lake for nerves and now it’s taking awhile for her tail to dry off..

His charcoal stick froze mid-stroke when she walked in. An instructor voice bleeding in the background — she was today’s hired model, artistic rendering, five minute quick sketch. Five minutes to see the tension in her jaw when she held her breath. Each stroke on the paper felt like.. defiance.

#Reylo The waiting room is packed, not surprising for the ER at 2 p.m. on the Saturday of a long weekend. Rey could cry. If it weren't for how the blood continues to ooze from the deep wound that snakes along the length of her forearm, she'd go home, pop some Tylenol, head to bed, call it quits. +

#clydephee door to door saleswoman phee and clyde who answers the door in just his robe and nothing else ~ it’s not even a very long robe ok..

the way clyde exhales through his nose the minute tomboy phee decides to put on a skirt and start dressing cute and now other guys start to notice her :/

rey buying ben a vanilla cone on a hot day just to watch it drip on his big beefy chest but it’s OK.. she has sunglasses on and is definitely not obvious about it (she is)

currently upgraded my air purifier and can’t tell if it’s just adult me or placebo me who feels better about the air quality now

medieval ben and rey cucking their favorite artist because they just wanted something to listen to while they do it

ben going around telling EVERYONE (all of naboo) that rey STOLE his royal virginity

“How do I look?” She’s almost all nerves, stuffed into a too tight strapless black dress and heels. A long deep exhale answers her from the couch, in the form of a man whose half lidded gaze and laissez faire attitude has shifted to something hungry. “Like a fucking work of art, Rey.”

Ben, shirtless, looking absolutely juicy: Do I look fatter to you? Rey:

age gap glucose relationship but make it professor/student just to vibe with the tlh news 🫶 #reylofic #mishfic 1/2

Did it hurt when a movie was made from the fanfiction you hated?

I SEEN THE NEWS

padawan rey yelling: ben, how can i practice resisting the dark arts if i don’t get a taste for it?? also rey: it’s not bad it’s just a trick!! a jedi mind trick if you will (in the same tune of it’s just a prank bro) ben: (long sigh) .. meditation rn

established married couple au but it’s just ben playing inspector doctor to every freckle and mole rey has and doing checkups on them to make sure nothings changed!! and rey doing the same for her ben and then they get all hot and turned on because their nerds like that

She always thought her mate would be someone kind.. generous, maybe they had a frivolous hobby or two. A school teacher or.. perhaps a veterinarian? She did not think, in any facet of her quiet.. unremarkable life, that it would be the alpha reaching inside his jacket shouting orders.

male booth babe barista ben and his regular rey who asks if he’ll show her his tip if she gives him a tip ~ (subtle? rey doesn’t know the word or meaning)

thinking about ben being the only guy allowed into rey’: girls friend group because it grants them scary dog privileges but he also genuinely enjoys hanging out with them to hear the tea ☕️

you're feeling down about your writing? read your ao3 comments. you think you can't write anymore? read your ao3 comments. you think you're forgotten/ignored in fandom? READ. YOUR. DAMN. AO3 COMMENTS. (and if it doesn't work? pick your fandom bestie's fic and read about how much people love THEM)

arranged marriage au but kylo pretends not to be the groom because he knew rey’s deadly so after the “intended groom” dies right at the alter.. kylo fake gasps and is like.. kylo: actually it’s fine, continue with the ceremony priest rey, exorcist whipping her head at him: whAT

blue collar worker rey and her big breasted bartender ben that she spends her hard earn money on and refers to him as her “bar wench”

Whenever someone hates on Rey in my comments and thinks a similarly flawed Ben hung the moon and did nothing wrong:

kylo holding out his hand 🖐️ to prevent the kor from coming to his rescue when rey throws him against the wall after playing too much with her don’t save him, he’s RIGHT where he wants to be

rey be like:

A relationship should be 50/50: She sleeps on my chest and I kiss her and call her my good girl 🖤

witchy kitchen wife rey and her handy cabinet maker / carpenter hubby ben to help keep her items organized for her (could also be phee/clyde edition)

*heavy vocoder distorted breathing noises*

it’s not enough to like repost and book mark a fic, i also need it tattooed on my skin, you feel me? that’s how badly i don’t want to lose it 🤣

“What’s in the purse?” “—It’s not a purse, it’s a briefcase, sweetheart.” The gum rolled between her teeth, sitting there and her gaze flicked up and down at the stern man’s attire in the elevator. Worlds apart to her spandex shorts and tank top, sunglasses that were about as polarized as them.

Rey was a lot of things. Overworked. Underpaid. One bad day from turning her badge and gun in. But then the department had to go and drop a real greenhorn rookie in her lap. The kind that wore a button up shirt even at 11:30pm. Who fetched her coffee and had pretty eyes.

“I’m trying, I really am Rose.” Ray sighed, the cigarette hanging from the corner of her all too dry lip. “I really just want that cozy, soft wife, soft life.” She leaned back, blaster gun tucked in the front of her tunic pants. “I just can’t seem to find the right kind of man.”

lazy days for phee are when clyde drives around them in his pickup truck, radio on, orange sherbet in hand and his strawberry passenger princess — no real destination in mind but feeling like they’ve got a big adventure ahead of them ~

can’t believe that adam used to (? might still) hide in his costars lockers just to jump out and scare them because he knows he’s a big guy like :)

unfortunately I have to admit to liking the dr.pepper strawberries and cream, i thought i was past the soda drinking age but alas it’s too damn delicious 😔 i do get diet tho because i also have no self control

The first sign something was wrong was the way he kept clearing his throat. That strange little tickle that wouldn’t quite go away. She took note, filed it away. By afternoon he looked feverish and his hair windswept. The tie on his collar tugged down, his lips a touch more pouty than usual.

rey and her velcro hubby ben who follows her around house parties. she even tried to lure him to the basement where all the other hubbies were and sneak off but nuh uh 🙄

"erm...people still ship reylo? in 2025?"

#Reylo Being a Palpatine princess, Rey finds, is interminably boring. There are etiquette classes and protocol classes and language classes, music classes and political classes. Luckily though, she had found her grandfather's Achilles heel - for as stern as he is, he is not immune to her sulks. +

Ratlo drawing time. The cutest couple drawing each other portraits. They did their best. #ratlo #reylo #reyloart

what might a sensory safe nest look like and why does ben build the best kind for rey?