*Walking around alone at the borders of Mordor*

*The easter egg for @nazgulno5.bsky.social is hidden in a library shelf*

I am the happiest girl dad of Middle Earth😌🌷

Happy #TolkienReadingDay everybody!

A sexy picrew pic🤭 (This image was created with Picrew’s “Heathers Maker“!! picrew.me/share?cd=cyu... #Picrew #Heathers_Maker)

Happy birthday to my amazing wife, Ungoliant 🎊🥳 @ungolunhinged.bsky.social May there be snacks, drinks, laughter and love for many millenia to come 🖤

Never ever again I will touch any romance novels! 👀 I am reading crime now😌

Leaving this here for your enjoyment 😉 #Maeglin #OC #lingerie #Elf #Moriondor

Happy #InternationalWomensDay🌹♀️ Don't forget: It's not enough to just love women. Appreciate them, support them, respect them and their boundaries. Don't just 'help' them, be there - always.

Happy, combative and solidary #internationalwomensday for every woman in Middle Earth and beyond who is living in patriarchy-rooted cultures🖤 A statement from my children, particularly those who might categorize themselves as Uruk women🦾 #Uruklore #fantasytofightpatriarchy #art #8march

If only I could teach my people to see them for what they are, just children, regardless of their race...

After 'destroying' Sauron in Forodwaith, the Uruks travelled to the South. Many dangers left their numbers diminished, so they took shelter in a cave system inside the Misty Mountains... where they stayed for centuries. There, Adar made sure to pass the old Uruk stories to the new generations✨🐺🔥

I think this is a picture showing a lot of confidence🥰

Welcome to the first meeting of our new book club!🌹📚 Todays topic is "Enemies to Lovers" a quite famous book trope.

After people are suddenly so interested in reading romance books I am happy to open my romance book club🌹📚 Because good love stories are not just simple and odd. I am happy to teach you about all the romantic tropes!

How Mordorian husbands treat their wives/husbands/partners😌❤️‍🔥

Mírendil

First party done✅️ Tired✅️ Overwhelmed✅️ Impressed by the wife✅️ Gained self confidence✅️ Happy:💯

Hold me tight, @elrondoflindon.bsky.social, the dance floor is very slippery ✨

A picture of your Lubizub and her three valentines🤭🖤

A star ballroom for my star queen ✨️🫠

*The High King, Ereinion Gil-galad of the Noldor himself, arrives to Minas Morgul's latest celebration He's positively draped in gold, and looking more kingly (and more Elf-y) than ever.* Time to see how different this manner of event is, here in Mordor... if at all.

Shall we try the starry ballroom for a little slow dance, my love? @maelomion.bsky.social

Happy birthday, Ernil!🎁🎂 Minas Morgul looks really fantastic today✨ Looking for a Half-Elf, I think this bouquet is his🖤

Almost ready to attend tonight's ball, I just need one more thing; @adaristired.bsky.social 🖤💙 *Walks down the corridors to find the uruk.*

Will you look at all of this... *cannot even pretend to not be impressed by all of it and wonders what the evening might bring*

I am a bit late. Some of the dire rats wanted to arrive with me. Don't pay any attention to the one with the bat on his back. We keep telling him that it stands for "Batman" not "Ratman" but he won't listen. Where is the lovely Lubizub? I have a rose for her.

*Finally, the Nazgul are allowed into the Great Hall to see what Ernil has been doing* This is amazing, Ernil. You have outdone yourself! Hmm, I think I will take one of the red roses for Lliira. It is her favorite.

Happy birthday, lad 🥳 @fourthofthenine.bsky.social and I look forward to celebrate with you on this day 🌹

Who would have thought that a spooky green glow and roses make such a perfect atmosphere. You have outdone yourself, Ernil. Hasn’t he, @maelomion.bsky.social?

It's slowly getting dark outside. Time to put the lights on for some romantic. Welcome! 🌹✨️ *Greeting the arriving guests at the gate of Minas Morgul with a bow*

It's decided. In honor of my birthday I am hosting a romantic dancing ball🌹 Make sure to bring your loved ones.

Post a mage! The sorceress @parttimenazgul.bsky.social herself 🖤

I wonder if Madame Blush is a charming lady?👀

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This is my secret admirer rose that will bloom forever 🥹🌹

Should I celebrate a birthday party?🤔

Talion said to try this magic machine.

Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in their hand (\_/) (°-°) />🌹< and you have Bunny's romance

Alright, I tried the machine. 👀

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My lovely wife has two moods when she is talking to me and there is nothing between: You're killing me, Ernie😤😒🙄 You're killing me, Ernie😍🫠🥵 #marriagelife

*Sighs of an elf in love* 🥰🥰🥰🥰

I am a guy who reads romance novels a lot and yes I am tearing up while reading them😢📚

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Greetings from Mount Doom (Who is currently awake) and me! We hope everyone had a good start into the new year🥰

I have got a pen and now a desk! Soon the history of our lands will be written with it. Thank you so much my dear friends🖤

*Starts playing the violine while @maelomion.bsky.social plays on his harp, Smoggy on his flute and a choir of uruks sings and plays drums*

*TVs are turning on* Hello dear people across Mordor and Arda, It is a very special time. It is christmas or yule as some also call it. But however you might call it, it is precious days full of celebrations. I must admit that it was very difficult for me to find the perfect gift that makes +

Wishing you all a merry yuletide ❄️ hopefully you can rest and spend time with your (chosen) family and friends Hold them close just like @ungolunhinged.bsky.social and @maelomion.bsky.social gold each other close