Seconded.

Chuck this sounds really serious. Please call your senator and let him know. Maybe he or she can do something.

What color crayon do you think Chuck is going to bring to the knife fight?

We should have reformed our society according to its precepts.

This seat is Safe Blue. Democrat Gerry Connolly won 66-33 in 2024. That's still a nine-point swing - only seven and half months into the Orange Error.

IOW, the techbros are gonna spend a lot of money to ratf*ck the primaries.

So they can round anyone up for having brown skin, but it's just unfair to draw any conclusions from the love letter the president of the United States wrote to his sex trafficking buddy.

slightly diminish a band: They Might Not Be Giants

I am so strongly in favor of GOOD THINGS that I actually support a lot of BAD THINGS that just FEEL GOOD!

Happy Canada Day to all who celebrate!

And disregard what scripture shows is the true way?

Stay woke, my fortune-writing friend!

Et tu, Schume? @schumer.senate.gov

Here’s a picture of trump grabbing a pussy.

What's the over/under on whether he starts using gold toner before midterms?

CR gives Trump those keys *with your blessing* SMDH

Schumer is a direct mail fundraising operation impersonating a United States Senator.

French Senator Claude Malhuret: "Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."

Cops routinely invent details at trial they didn't include in their reports. You can impeach it, but juries tend to give more weight to in-court demeanor, especially self-confidence in their recollection. The real mischief in AI-assistance is how it will (mis)direct the parties' investigation.

JD Vance is a married man! He stays faithful and jerks off to the Pottery Barn catalog.

This is a great idea. I would love a "candidate forum" where the candidates mingle with voters in a round-robin poker tournament. You can really get the measure of a person by the way they lay their cards.

If you think there's no way a certain defendant can't get prison time, remember that America has a long tradition of locking up former American presidents.

This week's comic: Many white Americans fail to assimilate

I'd tell people that if they don't vote for the right person, they'll live to regret it. But that's probably only half true. Have a great day everybody!

We might need an English word for bespredel.

If we're ever invaded by aliens, they better hope they don't taste like bacon.

@kevinmkruse.bsky.social Some analysts say this photo depicts a luncheon at a media industry event last fall at which attendees consumed food products containing juvenile feline livers. Despite persistent rumors in recent weeks, Mr. Sulzberger has refused to clarify whether he attended the luncheon.

FELIX DIES NATALIS SOLIS INVICTI to all who celebrate!

I’M SURE WE’RE ALL TRYING TO FIND THE GUY IN THE HOTDOG SUIT.

🎵🎶Mama's talkin' loud. Mama's doin' fine. Mama's gettin' hot. Mama's goin' stong. Mama's movin' on. Mama's all alone. Mama doesn't care. Mama's lettin' loose. Mama's got the stuff. Mama's lettin' go.🎶 Mama?